转：[笑话]小姐，报一下
本帖最后由 嫩江一叶 于 2015-4-29 11:50 编辑 <br /><br /><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " mso-hansi-font-family: Times Roman?; ?Times New Roman??>与同事到外地出差，当地的同事热情好客，当晚便在一特色酒店的包间设宴接风。男男女女十几个人落座后便不停的聊天，只有一个人在点菜。点好了，征求大伙儿意见：“菜点好了，有没有要加的？”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue"> <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " mso-hansi-font-family: Times Roman?; ?Times New Roman??> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " mso-hansi-font-family: Times Roman?; ?Times New Roman??> 这种情况，我们在北京一般是让服务小姐把点过的菜名儿报一遍。于是一位北京的哥们儿说：“小姐，报报。”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " mso-hansi-font-family: Times Roman?; ?Times New Roman??> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " mso-hansi-font-family: Times Roman?; ?Times New Roman??> 小姐看了他一眼，没动静。“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " mso-hansi-font-family: Times Roman?; ?Times New Roman??>小姐，报一下</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " mso-hansi-font-family: Times Roman?; ?Times New Roman??>！”哥们儿有点儿急了。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " mso-hansi-font-family: Times Roman?; ?Times New Roman??> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " mso-hansi-font-family: Times Roman?; ?Times New Roman??> 小姐脸涨得通红，还是没动静。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " mso-hansi-font-family: Times Roman?; ?Times New Roman??> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " mso-hansi-font-family: Times Roman?; ?Times New Roman??> “怎么着？让你报一下没听见？”哥们儿真急了。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " mso-hansi-font-family: Times Roman?; ?Times New Roman??> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " mso-hansi-font-family: Times Roman?; ?Times New Roman??> 一位女同事赶紧打圆场：“小姐，你就赶紧挨个儿报一下吧，啊。”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " mso-hansi-font-family: Times Roman?; ?Times New Roman??> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " mso-hansi-font-family: Times Roman?; ?Times New Roman??> 小姐嗫嚅着问：“那，那……就抱女的，不抱男的行吗？”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " mso-hansi-font-family: Times Roman?; ?Times New Roman??> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " mso-hansi-font-family: Times Roman?; ?Times New Roman??> “噗！”边上一位女同事刚喝的一大口茶全喷前卫身上了。十几个人笑做一团，小姐更是不知所措。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " mso-hansi-font-family: Times Roman?; ?Times New Roman??> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: blue"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><BR>原文由 冬骑滑 发表: <FONT face=宋体 color=#0000ff size=5>小姐心太不好闹出笑话了!</FONT><BR><IMG onmousewheel="return yuzi_img(event,this)" style="ZOOM: 220%" src="/attachments/Upfiles/200841923517576.gif" onload="javascript:if(this.width>body.clientHeight)this.width=body.clientHeight" border=0><BR><FONT color=#ff0066 size=7>兄弟笑死人不偿命啊!</FONT> <FONT face=宋体 color=#0000ff size=5>小姐心太不好闹出笑话了!</FONT><BR><IMG onmousewheel="return yuzi_img(event,this)" style="ZOOM: 220%" src="/attachments/Upfiles/200841923517576.gif" onload="javascript:if(this.width>body.clientHeight)this.width=body.clientHeight" border=0><BR> 哈哈哈 <P><STRONG><FONT color=#154ba0><IMG onmousewheel="return yuzi_img(event,this)" style="ZOOM: 90%" src="/attachments/Upfiles/200841821166245.jpg" onload="javascript:if(this.width>body.clientHeight)this.width=body.clientHeight" border=0></FONT></STRONG></P><P><FONT size=6> <EM><FONT color=#f70909>抱一下吧！</FONT></EM></FONT></P><P><IMG onmousewheel="return yuzi_img(event,this)" src="/attachments/Upfiles/2008419203138109.jpg" onload="javascript:if(this.width>body.clientHeight)this.width=body.clientHeight" border=0><BR><BR></P>
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