[原创]“抢鸭子”(故事)新编
本帖最后由 哈哈哈 于 2013-6-5 10:58 编辑 <br /><br /><P align=left><FONT color=#0000ff size=7><STRONG><BR></STRONG></FONT> </P><P align=center><FONT color=#0000ff size=7><STRONG>通知</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT color=#0000ff size=6><STRONG>各位会员:</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P><FONT color=#0000ff size=6><STRONG> 接市冬泳协会邀请,该会将于4月19日举办第三届春季大渡河漂流及“抢新娘子”趣味活动,我协会将组队参加,请有意参加活动的会员于18日前在李福祥会长处报名。</STRONG></FONT></P>
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<P align=right><FONT color=#0000ff size=6><STRONG>嘉州冬泳协会</STRONG></FONT></P>
<P align=right><FONT color=#0000ff size=6><STRONG>2008年4月14日</STRONG></FONT></P>
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<P align=left><STRONG><FONT color=#ff0000 size=6>舞动义旗,招兵买马。</FONT></STRONG></P>
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<P align=left><FONT color=#ff0000 size=6><STRONG>红队:嘉州冬泳队。<BR></STRONG></FONT><IMG src="http://bbs.china-ws.org/attachments/Upfiles/2008422143821468.jpg"></P>
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<P align=left><FONT color=#3300ff size=6><STRONG>蓝队:雅安冬泳队。<BR></STRONG></FONT><IMG src="http://bbs.china-ws.org/attachments/Upfiles/2008422143922955.jpg"></P>
<P align=left><BR><BR><FONT color=#ff0000 size=6><STRONG>她们就是“新娘子”?!<BR></STRONG></FONT><IMG src="http://bbs.china-ws.org/attachments/Upfiles/200842214411985.jpg"><BR><BR><BR><IMG src="http://bbs.china-ws.org/attachments/Upfiles/2008422144226535.jpg"><BR><BR><BR><IMG src="http://bbs.china-ws.org/attachments/Upfiles/200842215241147.jpg"><BR><BR><BR><IMG src="http://bbs.china-ws.org/attachments/Upfiles/200842215316677.jpg"></P>
<P align=left><BR><BR><FONT color=#ff0000 size=6><STRONG>候哥说:“你不要弄么难过,因为你是新会员,他们不熟悉你,正好派你当卧底,也是协会对你的信任。”<BR></STRONG></FONT><IMG src="http://bbs.china-ws.org/attachments/Upfiles/20084221543501.jpg"></P>
<P align=left><BR><BR><FONT color=#ff0000 size=6><STRONG>“你娃不要不好意思,你现在还是单身汉,要抓住机会哟”<BR></STRONG></FONT><IMG src="http://bbs.china-ws.org/attachments/Upfiles/20084221563313.jpg"></P>
<P align=left><BR><BR><FONT color=#ff0000 size=6><STRONG>“噫,说起抢新娘子,我的心咋个呯呯直跳喃。”<BR></STRONG></FONT><FONT color=#ff0000 size=6><STRONG></STRONG></FONT></P>
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<P align=left><FONT color=#ff0000 size=6><STRONG>“呵呵,夫人在身边,我就不去抢了嘛。”<BR></STRONG></FONT></P>
<P align=left><BR><FONT color=#ff0000 size=6><STRONG>未来的丈母娘现场督战</STRONG></FONT>。<BR><IMG src="http://bbs.china-ws.org/attachments/Upfiles/200842215198535.jpg"></P>
<P align=left><BR><FONT color=#ff0000 size=6><STRONG>新娘子的伴娘们在取经。</STRONG></FONT><BR><IMG src="http://bbs.china-ws.org/attachments/Upfiles/2008422152038141.jpg"></P>
<P align=left><BR><STRONG><FONT color=#ff0000 size=6>“我准备抢三个新娘子,给我的老大、老二和老三一人配一个。”<BR></FONT></STRONG><FONT color=#ff0000 size=6><STRONG></STRONG></FONT></P>
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<P align=left><FONT color=#ff0000 size=6><STRONG>给新娘子的聘礼:一堆花花衣裤。</STRONG></FONT><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR></P><BR><BR><BR>[此帖子已被 巴山夜雨 在 2008-4-22 22:38:18 编辑过] <FONT size=5>哈哈哈!</FONT> <STRONG><FONT color=#f73809 size=5>哈哈哈,你把别人都派去抢新娘去了,你好自己一个人在屋头吃鸭嘎嘎啊。想忽悠??没门,我是有本本的哟(兔宝宝授的证)<BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/2008422154912991.gif"><BR><BR></FONT></STRONG> <P><FONT size=1>哈哈哈你也不要错过机会。</FONT></P> 哈哈哈你也不要错过好几会。 <P><FONT color=#ff0000 size=6><STRONG>“会长,你看清楚没有,新娘子在哪儿?”<BR></STRONG></FONT><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/2008422155933259.jpg"><BR><BR><FONT color=#ff0000 size=6><STRONG>新娘子在花船上把鸭子当绣球抛。<BR></STRONG></FONT><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/2008422154028612.jpg"><BR><BR><STRONG><FONT color=#ff0000 size=6>你虽然金鸭脱壳,我还是先抓住“壳”再说。<BR></FONT></STRONG><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/2008422154146306.jpg"><BR><STRONG><FONT color=#ff0000 size=6>“丈母娘也,我实在不忍心抢,我扯了一根头发算不算数?”<BR></FONT></STRONG><BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/2008422154442269.jpg"><BR><FONT color=#ff0000 size=6><STRONG>河里一片吼声:“新娘子,站出来!!”</STRONG></FONT><BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/2008422154637972.jpg"><BR><BR><FONT color=#ff0000 size=6><STRONG>新娘子再不出来,我们就上船抢!<BR></STRONG></FONT><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/2008422154928543.jpg"><BR><FONT color=#f70909 size=6><STRONG>大家都上当了,新娘子根本没在船上,而是被岸上没下水的捷足先登抢走了。<BR></STRONG></FONT><BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/2008422155118635.jpg"><BR><BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/2008422155413750.jpg"><BR><FONT color=#f70909 size=6><STRONG>“你们好瓜哟,连新娘子都不知道在哪,就下河去抢。哈哈哈哈!!”<BR></STRONG></FONT><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/200842216140649.jpg"><BR><FONT color=#ff0000 size=6><STRONG>“说得就是你娃儿三”<BR></STRONG></FONT><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/200842216350223.jpg"><BR><FONT color=#ff0000 size=6><STRONG>“呓,我选到了称心如意的女婿。”<BR></STRONG></FONT><BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/200842216615417.jpg"><BR><FONT color=#ff0000 size=6><STRONG>“大家快来看,是不是他哟??!!”</STRONG></FONT><BR><BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/200842216815946.jpg"><BR><FONT color=#ff0033 size=7><EM>声明:本故事纯属虚构,如有雷同,实属巧合。感谢5527、水之韵、雨城老牛等摄影照片提供。<BR></EM></FONT><BR></P> <P>原文由 丑鱼儿 发表: <FONT size=5>哈哈哈!</FONT> </P><P><FONT color=#ff0000 size=6>我在乐山冬泳专区上看到你的留言了。请你多指教。</FONT></P> <BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/2008422173645265.jpg"><BR><BR> <P><FONT face=华文彩云 color=#ff3300 size=6><STRONG>老妪老妪作新娘</STRONG></FONT></P><P><FONT face=华文彩云 color=#ff3300 size=6><STRONG>人山人海看端详</STRONG></FONT></P><P><FONT face=华文彩云 color=#ff3300 size=6><STRONG>春风不忍佳人面</STRONG></FONT></P><P><FONT face=华文彩云 color=#ff3300 size=6><STRONG>错把三江作梦乡……</STRONG></FONT></P><P><FONT face=华文彩云 color=#ff3300 size=6><STRONG></STRONG></FONT> </P><STRONG><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/regular_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/teeth_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/wink_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/omg_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/regular_smile.gif"></STRONG> LZ太有才了!!! <P><FONT face=方正舒体 color=#040473 size=7>真不愧是"哈哈哈"!</FONT> <IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/2008422193817836.gif"> <IMG style="WIDTH: 74px; HEIGHT: 71px" height=94 src="/attachments/Upfiles/2008422193846625.gif" width=90> <IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/200842219393572.gif"> <IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/2008422194227496.gif"><BR></P><br><br>[此帖子已被 我冬泳我快乐 在 2008-4-22 19:44:20 编辑过] <FONT color=#0909f7 size=6>本帖幽默搞笑,妙趣横生。文笔生动,精彩纷呈。</FONT> <P><IMG onmousewheel="return yuzi_img(event,this)" style="ZOOM: 130%" src="/attachments/Upfiles/200842216815946.jpg" width=506 onload="javascript:if(this.width>body.clientHeight)this.width=body.clientHeight" border=0></P><P><FONT color=#0968f7 size=6>哈哈哈!笑死我了!</FONT></P> <P><IMG onmousewheel="return yuzi_img(event,this)" style="ZOOM: 150%" src="/attachments/Upfiles/2008422213726317.jpg" width=578 onload="javascript:if(this.width>body.clientHeight)this.width=body.clientHeight" border=0></P><P><FONT color=#ff0000 size=7><STRONG>热烈祝贺“抢新娘”趣味活动圆满成功!!</STRONG></FONT></P><P><FONT color=#ff0000 size=7><STRONG>向抢到新娘的选手致敬!顺祝新婚快乐!!</STRONG></FONT></P> <P><FONT color=#ff0000 size=7><EM>感谢大洋婚庆、大洋琴行、海棠鼔队、CCTV、SCTV、LSTV、WC友情赞助.</EM></FONT></P><P><FONT size=7><EM><FONT color=#ff0000>感谢5527、水之韵、雨城老牛等摄影照片提供。</FONT><BR></EM></FONT></P><br><br>[此帖子已被 巴山夜雨 在 2008-4-22 22:03:10 编辑过] <P> </P><P><IMG onmousewheel="return yuzi_img(event,this)" src="/attachments/Upfiles/20084221543501.jpg" width=573 onload="javascript:if(this.width>body.clientHeight)this.width=body.clientHeight" border=0></P><P>没抢到新娘气得一屁股坐到地上:眼看都要到手了,又被那瓜娃子抢了,我不服???凭啥子嘛!!!</P><P>嗯,郁闷!想起我就心烦,闭上眼就心乱,说到起就心痛!想一想:家里的新娘还要上班,快点回去弄饭了~~~</P><P>转过去,不想说了,咱们长得这么帅,我就想不通:为啥子你都盯到我了——我又两支手都伸出去了——结</P><P>果——你又急转弯爬起来跟别人跑了。唉!算了嘛,大家都别生气了,回去加强训练,明年又来哈哈哈!!!</P><P> </P> 原文由 巴山夜雨 发表: <br><P><IMG onmousewheel="return yuzi_img(event,this)" style="ZOOM: 150%" src="/attachments/Upfiles/2008422213726317.jpg" width=578 onload="javascript:if(this.width>body.clientHeight)this.width=body.clientHeight" border=0></P><P><FONT color=#ff0000 size=7><STRONG>热烈祝贺“抢新娘”趣味活动圆满成功!!</STRONG></FONT></P><P><FONT color=#ff0000 size=7><STRONG>向抢到新娘的选手致敬!顺祝新婚快乐!!</STRONG></FONT></P><P></P><P><FONT color=#0000ff size=6><STRONG>巴哥的插图才是画龙点睛.</STRONG></FONT></P> 原文由 哈哈哈 发表: 原文由 巴山夜雨 发表: <BR><P><IMG onmousewheel="return yuzi_img(event,this)" style="ZOOM: 150%" src="/attachments/Upfiles/2008422213726317.jpg" width=578 onload="javascript:if(this.width>body.clientHeight)this.width=body.clientHeight" border=0></P><P><FONT color=#ff0000 size=7><STRONG>热烈祝贺“抢新娘”趣味活动圆满成功!!</STRONG></FONT></P><P><FONT color=#ff0000 size=7><STRONG>向抢到新娘的选手致敬!顺祝新婚快乐!!</STRONG></FONT></P><P></P><P><FONT color=#0000ff size=6><STRONG>巴哥的插图才是画龙点睛.</STRONG></FONT></P><P></P><P><FONT color=#e61a42 size=6><STRONG>哈哈哈……</STRONG></FONT></P> <P>西康山鹰代表队!!</P><P><BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/200842411921102.jpg"><BR><BR></P> <FONT size=6> 楼上的都统统的太有才了!肚子笑痛了</FONT><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/teeth_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/omg_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/tounge_smile.gif">