[分享]这年头
<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">这年头，警察接到五条禁令：禁止和美女睡觉兴奋致死！禁止和情人睡觉醉生梦死！禁止和丑女睡觉烦躁致死！禁止<?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" /><st1:PersonName w:st="on" ProductID="和">和</st1:PersonName>小姐睡觉劳累致死！禁止和老婆睡觉整夜装死！</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">这年头，干部素质要求你：心中有小平，袋中有文凭，对上能摆平，对下能铲平，道德没水平，金库能填平，左手拿酒瓶，右手握药瓶，家里有醋瓶，外面有花瓶！</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">这年头，构建和谐社会要注意在自然界不要和天斗，在国际社会不要和美国斗，在路上不要和军车斗，在单位不要和领导斗，在家里不要和老婆斗！</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> 这年头，听说要去打台湾，一老红军把计献：派三万人马足矣：派一<st1:PersonName w:st="on" ProductID="万">万</st1:PersonName>小姐过去把他奶奶的国军身体搞垮，派一万河南老乡过去把他娘的经济搞乱，派一万领导干部过去把他</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">*</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">的国库折腾干！这年头，十类人不宜做大官：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">1</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; 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COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> 这年头，开展批评太难了：批评老婆她就乱跑，批评老公他就乱搞！批评上级就官位难保，批评同级就关系难搞，批评自己就自寻烦恼，批评下级就选票减少！</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">这年头，各级领导虽然都位高权重但对群众要求还是蛮关心的。凡男人求领导办事，领导都会热情地说：你怎么不提钱（前）来讲嘛！凡女人求领导办事，领导总是推托说：我很忙，</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; 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FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> <BR style="mso-special-character: line-break"><BR style="mso-special-character: line-break"></SPAN> 这年头咋整呢?难啊 <BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/200842514401518.jpg"><BR><BR> <BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/2008425195248859.gif"><BR><BR> <FONT size=6> <EM><FONT color=#ff0000>这年头就得去冬泳了！</FONT></EM></FONT> 这帖子有劲,我把它转到我们专区了
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