[笑话]建筑师
<P style="WORD-BREAK: break-all"><FONT size=6><STRONG><FONT color=#f70997><U><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>笑话虽然不是很好笑</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>但道理是有的</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>如果没什么事</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>静下心看一下吧</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">.</SPAN></U></FONT></STRONG></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">1</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">、建筑师</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> 一位夫人打电话给建筑师，说每当火车经过时，她的睡床就会摇动。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">这简直是无稽之谈！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">建筑师回答说，</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">我来看看。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">” </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">建筑师到达后，夫人建议他躺在床上，体会一下火车经过时的感觉。建筑师刚上床躺下，夫人的丈夫就回来了。他见此情形，便厉声喝问：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">你躺在我妻子的床上干什么？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">” </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">建筑师战战兢兢地回答：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">我说是在等火车，你会相信吗？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">” <BR><BR></SPAN><STRONG><U><FONT color=#f70968><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">【顿悟】</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">有些话是真的，却听上去很假；有些话是假的，却令人无庸置疑。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> </SPAN></FONT></U></STRONG><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><STRONG><U><FONT color=#f70968> <BR></FONT></U></STRONG><BR style="mso-special-character: line-break"><BR style="mso-special-character: line-break"></SPAN> 有意思! <FONT face=华文新魏 color=#0909f7 size=6>是啊，不好解释。</FONT> <STRONG><U><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><FONT color=#ff0000 size=7>有些话是真的，却听上去很假；有些话是假的，却令人无庸置疑。</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; 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