麦克雷 发表于 2008-4-30 22:50

[笑话]引诱

<P style="WORD-BREAK: break-all"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>引诱　英国绅士与法国女人同乘一个包厢，女人想引诱这个英国人，她脱衣躺下后就抱怨身上发冷。先生把自己的被子给了她，她还是不停地说冷。</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>我还能怎么帮助你呢？</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>先生沮丧地问道。</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>我小时候妈妈总是用自己的身体给我取暖。</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">” “</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>小姐，这我就爱莫能助了。我总不能跳下火车去找你的妈妈吧？</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">” </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>　</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><U><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">【顿悟】</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">善解风情的男人是好男人，不解风情的男人更是好男人。</SPAN></STRONG></U><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> <BR><BR style="mso-special-character: line-break"><BR style="mso-special-character: line-break"></SPAN>

颖河居士 发表于 2008-5-1 10:41

原文由 大度英雄 发表: <FONT face=华文新魏 color=#0000ff size=6>哈哈！·那有这么傻的男人？除非他太不喜欢这个女士。</FONT>

流青 发表于 2008-5-1 10:26

<FONT color=#ff0000 size=7>稀罕之"物"!</FONT>

大度英雄 发表于 2008-5-1 10:10

<FONT face=华文新魏 color=#0000ff size=6>哈哈！·那有这么傻的男人？除非他太不喜欢这个女士。</FONT>
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