麦克雷 发表于 2008-4-30 22:53

[分享]伤心故事

<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">伤心故事 有三个人到纽约度假。他们在一座高层宾馆的第</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">45</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">层订了一个套房。一天晚上,大楼电梯出现故障,服务员安排他们在大厅过夜。他们商量后,决定徒步走回房间,并约定轮流说笑话、唱歌和讲故事,以减轻登楼的劳累。笑话讲了,歌也唱了,好不容易爬到第</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">34</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">层,大家都感觉精疲力竭。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">好吧,彼德,你来讲个幽默故事吧。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">” </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">彼德说:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">故事不长,却令人伤心至极:我把房间的钥匙忘在大厅了。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">” </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">    </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">【<STRONG><U><FONT color=#f70997>顿悟】</FONT></U></STRONG></SPAN><STRONG><U><FONT color=#f70997><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">我们痛苦,所以幽默;我们幽默,所以快乐。</SPAN></FONT></U></STRONG>

颖河居士 发表于 2008-5-1 10:52

是锻炼身体的好办法

流青 发表于 2008-5-1 10:14

<P><FONT face=宋体 color=#ff0000 size=6>&nbsp; </FONT></P><P><FONT face=宋体 color=#ff0000 size=6>&nbsp; 我把房间的钥匙忘在大厅了!</FONT></P><P><FONT face=宋体 color=#ff0000 size=6>&nbsp; 估计全部昏倒!哈!</FONT></P>

麦克雷 发表于 2008-4-30 23:12

<FONT size=7><FONT color=#0000ff><FONT face=宋体>我把房间的钥匙忘在大厅了。<BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/200843023926160.jpg"><BR><BR></FONT></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">   </SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> <BR><FONT size=7><STRONG>无语~~~</STRONG></FONT></SPAN>
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