麦克雷 发表于 2008-4-30 22:55

[笑话]帮忙

<P style="WORD-BREAK: break-all"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>帮忙</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>　</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>在邮局大厅内，一位老太太走到一个中年人跟前，客气地说：</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>先生，请帮我在明信片上写上地址好吗？</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">” “</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>当然可以。</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>中年人按老人的要求做了。</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>谢谢！</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>老太太又说：</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>再帮我写上一小段话，好吗？</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">”“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>好吧。</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>中年人照老太太的话写好后，微笑着问道：</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>还有什么要帮忙的吗？</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">”“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>嗯，还有一件小事。</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>老太太看着明信片说，</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>帮我在下面再加一句：字迹潦草，敬请原谅。</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">” </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>　　　　</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>【<STRONG><U><FONT color=#f70938>顿悟】</FONT></U></STRONG></FONT></SPAN><STRONG><U><FONT color=#f70938><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>你若不肯帮忙，人家会恨你一个星期；如果帮得不够完美，还不如～～～</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></U></STRONG></P>

颖河居士 发表于 2008-5-1 10:47

原文由 大度英雄 发表: <br><P><FONT color=#0909f7 size=6>哈哈，帮忙要帮好。</FONT></P>

大度英雄 发表于 2008-5-1 10:16

<P><FONT color=#0909f7 size=6>哈哈，帮忙要帮好。</FONT></P>
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