[转贴]知识就是力量
<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 36pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman"><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 36pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 华文新魏"><STRONG>知识就是力量<SPAN lang=EN-US><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></STRONG></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman" color=#000000> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT color=#000000><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">买</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman">2..</FONT><?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" /><st1:chmetcnv w:st="on" TCSC="0" NumberType="1" Negative="False" HasSpace="False" SourceValue="5" UnitName="公斤"><FONT face="Times New Roman">5</FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman"><SPAN lang=EN-US>公斤</SPAN></SPAN></st1:chmetcnv><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">肉就少了</SPAN><st1:chmetcnv w:st="on" TCSC="0" NumberType="1" Negative="False" HasSpace="False" SourceValue="250" UnitName="克"><FONT face="Times New Roman">250</FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman"><SPAN lang=EN-US>克</SPAN></SPAN></st1:chmetcnv><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">，</SPAN><FONT face="Times New Roman">5</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">个教书匠气愤不过：“难道我们还怕一个杀猪匠吗？”于是，他们前去理论。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT color=#000000><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">化学老师扶扶眼镜：“师傅，或许你今天多喝了几杯乙醇，没认清秤星，肉是氢、氧、碳三种元素的结合，难道你的这块肉，氢和氧结合得太多？照理说，肉是脂肪，不是汽油、煤油这些烃一类物质，为何这么快就挥发了</SPAN><st1:chmetcnv w:st="on" TCSC="0" NumberType="1" Negative="False" HasSpace="False" SourceValue="250" UnitName="克"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman">250</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">克</SPAN></st1:chmetcnv><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">呢？”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT color=#000000><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">杀猪匠把眼睛一鼓：“老子是巷子里赶猪，直来直去，你绿蚊子吃屎，瞎炒啥呀？”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT color=#000000><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">政治老师清清嗓子：“根据唯物主义原理，存在决定意识，你少我们</SPAN><st1:chmetcnv w:st="on" TCSC="0" NumberType="1" Negative="False" HasSpace="False" SourceValue="250" UnitName="克"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman">250</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">克</SPAN></st1:chmetcnv><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">称，这叫‘存在’；所以，我们有想法，这叫‘意识’。你不少称，我们不会找你理论；找你理论，就是因为你少了称，这属于因果关系、主次关系……”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT color=#000000><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">杀猪匠冒了火：“鸭子会说是个憋嘴壳，你说老子少了</SPAN><st1:chmetcnv w:st="on" TCSC="0" NumberType="1" Negative="False" HasSpace="False" SourceValue="250" UnitName="克"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman">250</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">克</SPAN></st1:chmetcnv><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">称，谁做证明？”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT color=#000000><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">语<st1:PersonName w:st="on" ProductID="文">文</st1:PersonName>老师潇潇洒洒，一甩头发：“我！你是树上的黄叶，我是冷峻的秋风；你是脸上的污点，我是明亮的镜子；你是偷偷摸摸的老鼠，我是紧紧跟踪的摄象机；神圣而庄严的道德法庭，不需要程序化、平庸化的证明，良心就是最公正、最伟大的法官。顾客是上帝，顾客是…</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman">..</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT color=#000000><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">杀猪匠操起刀子，一把抓住语<st1:PersonName w:st="on" ProductID="文">文</st1:PersonName>老师的脖子，说：“狗屎不肥田，讨死万人嫌。你敢骂老子，老子今天下你龟儿子的零件。”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT color=#000000><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">数学老师吓得脸发白：“哎呀呀，不要正负电一撞就触电。</SPAN><st1:chmetcnv w:st="on" TCSC="0" NumberType="1" Negative="False" HasSpace="False" SourceValue="250" UnitName="克"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman">250</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">克</SPAN></st1:chmetcnv><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">肉算个啥嘛，五七三元五，还看不到一场电影，还洗不到一次头发，还买不到一幅感冒药，你杀猪，我们教书，都是为人民服务，莫为可怜兮兮的</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman">3.5</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">元，伤了革命同志的深厚感情，你是正数，我们是负数，大家都是有理数，千万不要做无理的事。”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT color=#000000><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">杀猪匠把语<st1:PersonName w:st="on" ProductID="文">文</st1:PersonName>老师一下推在地上：“滚你妈的，看你舌头狠，还是老子的拳头狠！”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT color=#000000><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">英语老师大声说：“</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><FONT face="Times New Roman">Oh,I love you pig !</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">”扶起语<st1:PersonName w:st="on" ProductID="文">文</st1:PersonName>老师，喊大家走，走到半路，他说：“我用英语骂了他，知识就是力量，他懂个啥。”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt"><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman" color=#000000> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center></SPAN></P><br><br>［此帖子已被 麦克雷 在 2008-4-30 23:02:04 编辑过］ 劳心者治人,老力者治于人! <FONT size=7>武力说明了一切---</FONT> <P><FONT color=#f73809 size=6> </FONT></P><P><FONT color=#f73809 size=6> 也许改变一种方式效果要好些</FONT></P> 知识就是力量 <FONT size=6>现在的老师可没这么书呆子气。</FONT> <P align=center><FONT size=7>酸</FONT></P> 原文由 老枪 发表: <FONT size=6>现在的老师可没这么书呆子气。</FONT> <FONT size=5>哈哈.....现在的老师就是没有书呆子气了.枪版说的对.</FONT>
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