翻江鼠 发表于 2008-5-7 09:30

[转帖]2007年最土的事

<FONT color=#f70938 size=5><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma">用摄像头照大头照：用摄像头拍大头照，背景是网吧。求您啦，老大不小在网吧上网已经够失败啦。这类头像证明您既没有数码相机又没有品味，丢人呀！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma">拍婚纱照：这事儿在上世纪</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">80</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma">年代，俺理解。您说现在</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">21</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma">世纪，花几千银子拍个千人一面的婚纱照，化妆跟嘻嘻</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">TV</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma">春晚似的，有劲儿没？您说您有这闲钱，买个</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">DV</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma">多好。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma">分手成仇人：买卖不成仁义在，俩人总有开心的日子吧，当个知根知底的朋友不行？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma">觉得爹妈落伍：自己小康啦，能打字上网啦，返过头来觉得不会上网的爹妈落伍。你不教他</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">/</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma">她，你咋知道他们不能上网聊天打游戏？他们能生你出来，啥不会呀？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma">说话半英半中：要不你就全英文，反正我也听不懂，要不你就好好说话，你说你跟我一中国人夹带洋文说话图啥呢？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma">群发短信：过年过节，不管对方是谁，一个群发就出去几百条。你亲手写几个字发过去比这个贴心多了。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma">见面就问</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">QQ</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma">号：您花痴呀？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma">拍照时做</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">V</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma">字手势：这个去年荣登榜首，今年照样还是进榜呀。没救了。（据“人民网”）</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 33pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P></FONT>&nbsp;</P><br><br>［此帖子已被 翻江鼠 在 2008-5-7 9:59:13 编辑过］

颖河居士 发表于 2008-5-7 09:58

谢鼠哥的牵挂,我们也在等雁归来!

汉鸭子 发表于 2008-5-7 16:02

<FONT size=7>想跟形势,没有跟上.</FONT>

翻江鼠 发表于 2008-5-7 11:23

<P>原文由 颖河居士 发表: <FONT size=6>谢鼠哥的牵挂,我们也在等雁归来!</FONT> </P><P><FONT size=6>对不起，一不小心，帖子发重了，才改成这二不挂五的帖子。</FONT></P>
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