[分享]要笑笑到底—-打电话须知
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><U><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">要笑笑到底—</SPAN></U></B><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><U><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: #3366ff">-</SPAN></U></B><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><U><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">打电话须知</SPAN></U></B><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><U><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></U></B></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">我对网通的话费查询台很有意见，每当你拨通号码后，电脑都会指引你按这个键那个键，往往查询一次话费需要按上十几二十次，最后还经常出现“系统忙，稍后在拨”这样无言的结剧。我决心报复，同时让给我制造这些麻烦的人切身体会一下消费者的苦恼。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">这日，机会来了，来电显示上提示，正在打进来的这个电话是网通公司人工催交话费的号码。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">“您好。我这里是网通话费中心。”“你好。这里是</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">**</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">家。”“我想通知</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">......</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">”“现在启动语音转接系统。”我没有等她说完，继续用机械的声音说。“如果您需要男主人接听，请喊（一）女主人接听请喊，（二）小主人接听请喊（三）小狗多多接听请喊（汪）如果</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">*</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">作错误，请喊（返回）。”话音刚落，只听那边女子兴奋的叫来同事，纷纷议论“这家电话够先进的。”“三。”稍后，电话那边传来女话务员怯怯的声音。“对不起，您选择的小主人由于未满周岁，所以暂时不能与您交谈，请您留下电话<B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><U>，待小主人学会说话后，会很快回电话给您。”</U></B>“啊？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">......</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">返回。”又听一遍我的介绍后，对方选择了“二”“对不起，女主人不在家，如果您不习惯与小狗多多交谈的话，请您选择（一）”我有点生气，选来选去还选不上我。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">“一。”对方的语气有些无奈。“欢迎您与男主人交谈。公务交谈请喊（一）私人交谈请喊（二）其他请喊（三）</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">*</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">作失误喊（返回）”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">“三！！！”对方显然有些不耐烦，声音很大。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">“对不起，厨房锅里传出焦糊的味道，请您挂机，稍后再拨</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">...... <BR><BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/200851183320495.jpg"><BR><BR><BR><BR><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P>
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