流畅 发表于 2008-6-5 13:09

2008年新编的会计科目

<FONT color=#6600ff size=4>2008年新编的会计科目如下:<BR>身体是固定资产,<BR>年龄是累计折旧,<BR>暗恋是收不回的呆帐,<BR>思念是日记帐,<BR>爱情是无形资产,<BR>缘份是营业外收入,<BR>结婚是合并报表,<BR>爱人是应付帐款,<BR>孩子是其它应付款,<BR>生活是持续经营,<BR></FONT><FONT color=#6600ff size=4>吵架是坏帐准备<BR>打架是营业损失,<BR>眼泪是冲减所有者权益。<BR>看病是维修费,<BR>买衣服是包装费,<BR>回忆是财务分析<BR>旧情难忘是递延资产,<BR>情人是营业外支出,<BR>错爱是高估利润,<BR>找个老外是外币业务,<BR>自己设小金库是稳健性原则,<BR>离婚是破产清算,<BR>反思是内部盘点,<BR>再婚是资产重组,<BR>解释是更正分录,<BR>复合是回转分录,<BR>误会是错误分录,<BR>预付帐款是提前祝大家端午节快乐!</FONT>

都来游 发表于 2008-6-6 09:27

深刻!

MLX 发表于 2008-6-5 22:33

<FONT size=4>有意思</FONT>

牧羊犬 发表于 2008-6-5 13:35

<P>近日,收到一短信,觉得很幽默和形象,发出来供大家欣赏</P><P> </P><P class=MsoNormal><B><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt"><FONT size=7><FONT color=#0000ff>2007年新会计科目:<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></FONT></FONT></SPAN></B></P><P class=MsoNormal><B><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt">&nbsp;<o:p></o:p></SPAN></B></P><P class=MsoNormal><B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 缘分——营业外收入<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></B></P><P class=MsoNormal><B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;本人——固定资产<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></B></P><P class=MsoNormal><B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 爱情——无形资产<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></B></P><P class=MsoNormal><B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 孩子——应付账款<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></B></P><P class=MsoNormal><B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 思念——日记账<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></B></P><P class=MsoNormal><B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 吵架——坏帐准备<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></B></P><P class=MsoNormal><B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 结婚——合并报表<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></B></P><P class=MsoNormal><B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;暗恋——呆账<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></B></P><P class=MsoNormal><B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 错爱——高估净利润<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></B></P><P class=MsoNormal><B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 分手——破产清算<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></B></P><P class=MsoNormal><B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 再婚——资产重组<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></B></P><P class=MsoNormal><B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 找情人——营业外支出<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></B></P>
页: [1]
查看完整版本: 2008年新编的会计科目