都来游 发表于 2008-7-5 12:30

两则笑话，哈哈就完

本帖最后由 海之燕 于 2016-6-29 12:18 编辑 <br /><br />&nbsp;<br><DIV class=Section0><P class=0 style="LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-spacerun: yes"><FONT face=宋体>转发网友写的两则笑话，哈哈就完。</FONT> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-spacerun: yes"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=0 style="MARGIN-TOP: 5pt; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 5pt; LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-spacerun: yes"><FONT face=宋体>一、</FONT> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; mso-spacerun: yes"><FONT face=宋体>女秘书搭上县长的车，县长禁不住伸手摸女秘书雪白的大腿。女秘书问县长：你记得邓选第216页第7段写着什么吗？县长脸红，急忙收手。回到家后，县长迫不及待翻开邓选第216页第7段，只见上面写到：胆子要再大点，步子要再快点...&nbsp;...县长拍腿大呼：妈呀，理论知识不强将失去多少机会啊！同志们，要好好学习业务啊！！！&nbsp;修女搭乘神父的车,途中神父把手搭在修女雪白的大腿上,修女微笑的对神父说:你记得圣经第129条说的是什么吗?神父脸红的把手拿开了.&nbsp;回到家神父急忙打开圣经129条,见上面写着:"再深入一点你会得到莫大的快乐!"神父大呼:上帝啊!业务不熟害死人呐!&nbsp;祝贺大家08年,精通业务,不断进取&nbsp;</FONT> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; mso-spacerun: yes"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=0 style="LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-spacerun: yes"><FONT face=宋体>二、</FONT> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; mso-spacerun: yes"><FONT face=宋体>北方男人到南方吃饭,</FONT> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; mso-spacerun: yes"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=0 style="LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; mso-spacerun: yes"><FONT face=宋体>男:馍馍多少钱?</FONT> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; mso-spacerun: yes"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=0 style="LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; mso-spacerun: yes"><FONT face=宋体>女:摸摸五十.</FONT> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; mso-spacerun: yes"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=0 style="LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; mso-spacerun: yes"><FONT face=宋体>男:下面呢?</FONT> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; mso-spacerun: yes"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=0 style="LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; mso-spacerun: yes"><FONT face=宋体>女:一百.</FONT> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; mso-spacerun: yes"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=0 style="LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; mso-spacerun: yes"><FONT face=宋体>男愤然:水饺呢?</FONT> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; mso-spacerun: yes"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=0 style="LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; mso-spacerun: yes"><FONT face=宋体>女:睡觉二百，</FONT> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; mso-spacerun: yes"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=0 style="LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; mso-spacerun: yes"><FONT face=宋体>男惊叫:一碗二百?</FONT> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; mso-spacerun: yes"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=0 style="LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char; TEXT-ALIGN: justify"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; mso-spacerun: yes"><FONT face=宋体>女:一晚四百</FONT> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; mso-spacerun: yes"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=0 style="LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; mso-spacerun: yes"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=0 style="LAYOUT-GRID-MODE: char"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-spacerun: yes"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P></DIV><!--EndFragment-->

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胭脂雨 发表于 2008-7-5 13:04

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颖河居士 发表于 2008-7-5 13:01

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