10个笑话却让你领悟人生
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 33pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 38pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5; mso-char-indent-size: 22.0pt" align=center><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><FONT color=#1111ee>10个笑话却让你领悟人生</FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 33pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 38pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5; mso-char-indent-size: 22.0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">1、父子二人看到一辆十分豪华的进口轿车。儿子不屑地对他的父亲说：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: red; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-fareast-font-family: 华文行楷">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">坐这种车的人，肚子里一定没有学问！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: red; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-fareast-font-family: 华文行楷">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">父亲则轻描淡写地回答：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: red; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-fareast-font-family: 华文行楷">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">说这种话的人，口袋里一定没有钱！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-fareast-font-family: 华文行楷">”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 33pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 38pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5; mso-char-indent-size: 22.0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: blue; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-fareast-font-family: 华文行楷">——</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">你对事情的看法，是不是也反映出你内心真正的态度？ <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P> <FONT face=隶书 color=#0000ff size=7> 太好玩了，很有哲理！</FONT> 很有哲理让俺领悟人生 啦！谢谢版主!收藏～～～～～～～ <FONT face=隶书 color=#0000ff size=7> 太好玩了，很有哲理！</FONT> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 33pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 38pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5; mso-char-indent-size: 22.0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">10、一把坚实的大锁挂在大门上，一根铁杆费了九牛二虎之力，还是无法将它撬开。钥匙来了，他瘦小的身子钻进锁孔，只轻轻一转，大锁就</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: blue; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-fareast-font-family: 华文行楷">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">啪</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: blue; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-fareast-font-family: 华文行楷">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">地一声打开了。<SPAN lang=EN-US><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 33pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 38pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5; mso-char-indent-size: 22.0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: red; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-fareast-font-family: 华文行楷">——</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">每个人的心，都像上了锁的大门，任你再粗的铁棒也撬不开。惟有关怀，才能把自己变成一把细腻的钥匙，进入别人的心中。<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 33pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 38pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5; mso-char-indent-size: 22.0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 33pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 38pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5; mso-char-indent-size: 22.0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">8、小男孩问爸爸：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: blue; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-fareast-font-family: 华文行楷">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">是不是做父亲的总比做儿子的知道得多？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: blue; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-fareast-font-family: 华文行楷">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">爸爸回答：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: blue; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-fareast-font-family: 华文行楷">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">当然啦！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: blue; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-fareast-font-family: 华文行楷">”“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">电灯是谁发明的？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: blue; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-fareast-font-family: 华文行楷">”“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">爱迪生。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: blue; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-fareast-font-family: 华文行楷">”“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">那爱迪生的爸爸怎么没有发明电灯？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: blue; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-fareast-font-family: 华文行楷">”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-fareast-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">——</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">权威往往只是一个经不起考验的空壳子，尤其在现今这个多元开放的时代。</SPAN> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 33pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 38pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5; mso-char-indent-size: 22.0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">3、同样是小学三年级的学生，他们将来的志愿同是当小丑。中国老师斥之为：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: red; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-fareast-font-family: 华文行楷">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">胸无大志，孺子不可教也！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: red; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-fareast-font-family: 华文行楷">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">外国老师则会说：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: red; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-fareast-font-family: 华文行楷">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">愿你把欢笑带给全世界！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: red; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-fareast-font-family: 华文行楷">”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-fareast-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">——</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">身为长辈的我们，不但要求多于鼓励，更以狭窄界定了成功的定义。 </SPAN> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 33pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 38pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5; mso-char-indent-size: 22.0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">4、妻子正在厨房炒菜。丈夫在她旁边一直唠叨不停：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: blue; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-fareast-font-family: 华文行楷">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">慢些、小心！火太大了。赶快把鱼翻过来、油放太多了！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: blue; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-fareast-font-family: 华文行楷">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">妻子脱口而出：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: blue; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-fareast-font-family: 华文行楷">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">我懂得怎样炒菜。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: blue; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-fareast-font-family: 华文行楷">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">丈夫平静地答道：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: blue; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-fareast-font-family: 华文行楷">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">我只是要让你知道，我在开车时，你在旁边喋喋不休，我的感觉如何</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: blue; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-fareast-font-family: 华文行楷">……”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 33pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 38pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5; mso-char-indent-size: 22.0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: red; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-fareast-font-family: 华文行楷">——</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">学会体谅他人并不困难，只要你愿意认真地站在对方的角度和立场看问题。<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P> 哲学 <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 33pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 38pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5; mso-char-indent-size: 22.0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">7、张三在山间小路开车，正当他悠哉地欣赏美丽风景时，突然迎面开来的货车司机摇下窗户大喊一声：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: red; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-fareast-font-family: 华文行楷">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">猪！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: red; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-fareast-font-family: 华文行楷">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">张三越想越气，也摇下车窗大骂：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: red; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-fareast-font-family: 华文行楷">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">你才是猪！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: red; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-fareast-font-family: 华文行楷">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">刚骂完，他便迎头撞上一群过马路的猪。<SPAN lang=EN-US><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 33pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 38pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5; mso-char-indent-size: 22.0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: blue; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-fareast-font-family: 华文行楷">——</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">不要错误地诠释别人的好意，那只会让自己吃亏，并且使别人受辱。<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 33pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 38pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5; mso-char-indent-size: 22.0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">9、小明洗澡时不小心吞下一小块肥皂，他的妈妈慌慌张张地打电话给家庭医生求助。医生说：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: red; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-fareast-font-family: 华文行楷">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">我现在还有几个病人在，可能要半小时后才能赶过去。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: red; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-fareast-font-family: 华文行楷">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">小明妈妈<SPAN lang=EN-US> <BR>说：</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: red; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-fareast-font-family: 华文行楷">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">在你来之前，我该做什么？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: red; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-fareast-font-family: 华文行楷">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">医生说：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: red; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-fareast-font-family: 华文行楷">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">给小明喝一杯白开水，然后用力跳一跳，你就可以让小明用嘴巴吹泡泡消磨时间了。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: red; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-fareast-font-family: 华文行楷">”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 33pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 38pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5; mso-char-indent-size: 22.0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: blue; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-fareast-font-family: 华文行楷">——</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">事情既然已经发生了，何不坦然自在地面对。担心不如宽心，穷紧张不如穷开心。<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 33pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 38pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5; mso-char-indent-size: 22.0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">5、一辆载满乘客的公共汽车沿着下坡路快速前进着，有一个人在后面紧紧追赶着这辆车子。一个乘客从车窗中伸出头来对追车子的人说：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: red; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-fareast-font-family: 华文行楷">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">老兄！算啦，你追不上的！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: red; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-fareast-font-family: 华文行楷">”“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">我必须追上它，</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: red; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-fareast-font-family: 华文行楷">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">这人气喘吁吁地说：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: red; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-fareast-font-family: 华文行楷">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">我是这辆车的司机！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: red; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-fareast-font-family: 华文行楷">”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 33pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 38pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5; mso-char-indent-size: 22.0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: blue; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-fareast-font-family: 华文行楷">——</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">有些人必须非常认真努力，因为不这样的话，后果就十分悲惨了！然而也正因为必须全力以赴，潜在的本能和不为人知的特质终将充分展现出来。<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P> <SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">6、甲：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-fareast-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">新搬来的邻居好可恶，昨天晚上三更半夜跑来猛按我家的门铃。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-fareast-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">乙：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-fareast-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">的确可恶！你有没有马上报警？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-fareast-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">甲：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-fareast-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">没有。我当他们是疯子，继续吹我的小喇叭。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-fareast-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> <BR><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-fareast-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">——</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">事出必有因，如果能先看到自己的不是，答案就会不一样。</SPAN> <P><FONT face=隶书 color=#ff0000 size=7></FONT> </P><P><FONT face=隶书 color=#ff0000 size=7> 管他是不是笑话，反正是学习。为此，我摘录下来，送给朋友们！</FONT></P> <SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">2、晚饭后，母亲和女儿一块儿洗碗盘，父亲和儿子在客厅看电视。突然，厨房里传来打破盘子的响声，然后一片沉寂。儿子望着他父亲，说道：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-fareast-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">一定是妈妈打破的。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-fareast-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">”“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">你怎么知道？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-fareast-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">”“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">她没有骂人。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-fareast-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> <BR><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: red"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-fareast-font-family: 华文行楷; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">——</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 华文行楷; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">我们习惯以不同的标准来看人看己，以致往往是责人以严，待己以宽。</SPAN> 原文由 漫步冰河 发表: <FONT face=隶书 color=#0000ff size=7> 太好玩了，很有哲理！</FONT> 经典，富有哲理。收藏了！ 逗呀 值得一看,也值得一笑.
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