幽默漫步：《好色的宠儿》

望雪娃 发表于 2008-10-1 09:02

<H4><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20081018039539.jpg">各位冬泳朋友，没事了，我给你们讲个《好色的宠儿》的故事：</H4><H3 class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt">           从前吧，有一些宠儿没什么能太，长的也不好看，但有一样能太，那就是好色，你看这几位多难看：   </H3><H3 class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"> <IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20081018342915.jpg">        <IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20081018328581.jpg">  </H3><H1 class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt">说着说着来了：</H1><H3 class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"> </H3><H4 class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt">        <IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/2008101867283.jpg">  <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">哎哟，它多么自信。 <IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20081018513785.jpg">  <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">你看，这位更很<SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">…</H4><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; 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mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">还什么“一定要嫁给你”，还什么“挖！美女”<SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">…<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">呸！<H2 class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; 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mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">… </H2><H1 class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/200810175320269.jpg">    什么？哪出事了？</H1><H1 class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">                                                          我..也..听说..了，是...什..么.绯闻事件<IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/200810175751907.jpg"></H1><H2 class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">     <IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20081018536371.jpg">      对，就是这个....</H2><H2 class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">                                                              <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">没法看啊，太那个了<SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">…    <IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/200810175224895.jpg"></H2><H3 class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"> <IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/200810175652339.jpg"> <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">太哪个啦<SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">…？</H3><H1 class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">                                                <IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/200810175151934.jpg">没文化，说出你也不懂..</H1><H3 class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20081018256688.jpg">        嘿嘿，哪有事哪到，掉链子了吧..                                                                               </H3>                                             真他妈的没脸见人了 <IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20081018402171.jpg"><H3 class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20081018632647.jpg">    伤自尊了， 走，不在这混了</H3><H2 class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20081018216396.jpg">  别走啊.....不就这点破事吗？没有绯闻哪能出名...</H2> <H2 class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt">                故事讲完了        <IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20081018911149.jpg"></H2>                                                                         2008年10月1日编                                                                                                                                                           <IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/200810175259621.jpg">

抚顺冬泳大雪人 发表于 2008-10-2 04:32

<IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/200810243038214.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/200810243038214.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/200810243038214.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/200810243038214.gif"> 太有创意了

冰雪白狼 发表于 2008-10-2 09:51

诙谐、幽默、很有创意。

漫步冰河 发表于 2008-10-1 20:44

很搞笑，有创意！

冰雪丽人 发表于 2008-10-1 18:09

诙谐、幽默，赏心悦目，编辑的不错。

快乐泳者 发表于 2008-10-1 10:05

不错

海石头 发表于 2008-10-3 09:28

原文由洪涛滚滚发表: 哈哈哈幽默看后很开心 <IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/2008101192058406.gif">

万水千山 发表于 2008-10-7 14:45

好酷啊，能否尽快看到续集呀。

望雪娃 发表于 2008-10-7 14:32

［此帖子已被望雪娃在 2008-10-7 14:33:54 编辑过］

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幽默漫步：《好色的宠儿》