幽默漫步:《抓住机会》
<H2 class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 72pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 160%; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 4.5; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align=left><FONT color=#0000ff><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 160%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">抓住机会</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 160%; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></H2><H2 class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 54pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 160%; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 4.5; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align=left><FONT color=#0000ff><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 160%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">一位修女搭乘神父的车去一同看游泳比赛,神父禁不住用手去摸修女雪白的大腿,修女说:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 160%; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 160%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">神父,记得圣经</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 160%; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">129</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 160%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">条吗</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 160%; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 160%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">?神父立马红着脸把手收回。没等看完比赛就急忙回家,到家后,神父迫不及待地找到圣经</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 160%; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">129</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 160%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">条,上面写着:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 160%; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 160%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">再深入一点,你将获得无限乐趣</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 160%; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 160%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">。此时神父大呼</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 160%; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 160%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">上帝啊,业务不熟让我丢失了一次机会啊</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 160%; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 160%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">。仅以小幽默激励在各个岗位工作的人们,不熟业务,要吃亏啊。要精通业务,不要让机会从身边溜走,朋友记住了吗。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 160%; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></H2><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 26.9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 18pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.38"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; LETTER-SPACING: 0.4pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><o:p><FONT size=3> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></P> <BR><P align=center><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/200810783824641.jpg"></P><BR><BR> 原文由 望雪娃 发表: <br><H2 class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 72pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 160%; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 4.5; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align=left><FONT color=#0000ff><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 160%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">抓住机会</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 160%; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></H2><H2 class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 54pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 160%; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 4.5; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align=left><FONT color=#0000ff><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 160%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">一位修女搭乘神父的车去一同看游泳比赛,神父禁不住用手去摸修女雪白的大腿,修女说:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 160%; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 160%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">神父,记得圣经</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 160%; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">129</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 160%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">条吗</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 160%; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 160%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">?神父立马红着脸把手收回。没等看完比赛就急忙回家,到家后,神父迫不及待地找到圣经</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 160%; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">129</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 160%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">条,上面写着:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 160%; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 160%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">再深入一点,你将获得无限乐趣</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 160%; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 160%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">。此时神父大呼</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 160%; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 160%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">上帝啊,业务不熟让我丢失了一次机会啊</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 160%; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 160%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">。仅以小幽默激励在各个岗位工作的人们,不熟业务,要吃亏啊。要精通业务,不要让机会从身边溜走,朋友记住了吗。</SPAN></FONT></H2><H2 class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 54pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 160%; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-char-indent-count: 4.5; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align=left><FONT color=#0000ff><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 160%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Verdana; mso-hansi-font-family: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"><FONT color=#ff3300 size=6>此笑话很经典,楼主也很幽默。</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 160%; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></H2><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 26.9pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 18pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.38"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; LETTER-SPACING: 0.4pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><o:p><FONT size=3> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></P>
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