[下载]当今社会怪现象
<FONT face=楷体_GB2312 size=4>1、当今三大扯蛋：<BR>靠工资买的起房那是扯蛋；<BR>靠努力工作能升官那更是扯蛋；<BR>说你没外遇那也绝对是扯蛋。</FONT> 一手好字被电脑废了 <DIV class=mode_table_mains><TABLE class=signTable cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0><TBODY><TR><TD><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: medium; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em" face=楷体_GB2312>2、当今四大怪事：<BR>做人的不如做狗的受宠爱；<BR>做事的不如告密的受信赖；<BR>在行的不如外行的提的快；<BR>忽悠的比敬业的更豪迈。</FONT></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></DIV> <TABLE class=signTable cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0><TBODY><TR><TD><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: medium; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em" face=楷体_GB2312>3、当今五大谎言：<BR>中石化说亏损；<BR>警察说保护百姓；<BR>小姐说俺是第一次；<BR>老板说我亏不了你；<BR>领导说好好干有机会。</FONT></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> <TABLE class=signTable cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0><TBODY><TR><TD><FONT style="FONT-SIZE: medium; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.3em" face=楷体_GB2312>4、现代人的五大悲哀：<BR>一手好字被电脑废了；<BR>一个好胃被酒废了；<BR>一个好家被情人废了；<BR>一个好官被人民币废了；<BR>一个石油把大盘废了！</FONT></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> <FONT face=楷体_GB2312 size=4>5、改革六大成绩：<BR>房产改革口袋掏空；<BR>教育改革父母逼疯；<BR>医疗改革提前送终；<BR>企业改革下岗停工；<BR>政府改革机构臃肿；</FONT> 经典之说 <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><STRONG>最新流行官场顺口溜</STRONG></SPAN><STRONG><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">现代企业职位新解：</SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> <BR> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">总是在裁人，简称总裁；老是板着脸，所以称老板；总想监视人，</SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> <BR> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">所以叫总监；经常没道理，就叫经理；让领导秘密舒服，称为秘书。</SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> <BR> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">四清四不清：</SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> <BR> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">开啥会不清楚，开会坐哪清楚；</SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> <BR> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">谁送礼不清楚，谁没送清楚；</SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> <BR> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">谁干得好不好不清楚，该提拔谁清楚；</SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> <BR> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">和谁睡不清楚，睡觉干什么清楚。</SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> <BR> <BR> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">当代八乱：</SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> <BR> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">大棚把季节搞乱了，关系把程序搞乱了，</SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> <BR> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">级别把能力搞乱了，法官把法律搞乱了，</SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> <BR> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">公安把治安搞乱了，银子把官场搞乱了，</SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> <BR> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">事故把交通搞乱了，小姐把辈份搞乱了。</SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> <BR> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">最引人注目的哥哥──伟哥；</SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> <BR> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">最年轻的奶奶──二奶；</SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> <BR> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">最难设防的偷窃──偷情；</SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> <BR> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">最热闹的走廊──发廊</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">；</SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> <BR> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">最畅销的书──女秘书。</SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> <BR> <BR> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">办公室守则：</SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> <BR> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">苦干实干，做给天看；东混西混，一帆风顺；</SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> <BR> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">任劳任怨，永难如愿；会捧会献，杰出贡献；</SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> <BR> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">尽职尽责，必遭指责；推托栽赃，邀功领赏！</SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> <BR> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">中央机关出上联：上级压下级，一级压一级级级加码马到成功；</SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> <BR> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">地方政府对下联：下层蒙上层，一层蒙一层层层掺水水到渠成。</SPAN></STRONG><STRONG><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> <BR> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">横批：和谐社会。</SPAN></STRONG><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><STRONG> <BR> </STRONG><BR style="mso-special-character: line-break"><BR style="mso-special-character: line-break">（待续）</SPAN> <FONT color=#f70968 size=6><STRONG>老兄：够经典的。转载了啊！</STRONG></FONT> <P align=center><BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20081020213651342.jpg"><BR><BR></P> 经典啊~~~
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