[推荐]如果心情不好,看1分钟吧
<SPAN><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center; mso-line-height-rule: exactly" align=center><SPAN><STRONG>如果心情不好<FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT>看<FONT face="Times New Roman">1</FONT>分钟吧<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></STRONG></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><FONT face="Times New Roman">1 </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">宿舍老四下床找了半天拖鞋，没有，问大家：为什么我的拖鞋哪里去了？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN><o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN><o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><FONT face="Times New Roman">2 </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">单位祝词，一位领导说：“祝大家身体愉快……”憋住，没词了。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN><o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN><o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><FONT face="Times New Roman">3 </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">我有次去买羊肉串</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN><o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">伸出</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><FONT face="Times New Roman">4</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">个手指对老板说“来</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><FONT face="Times New Roman">3</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">根羊肉串”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN><o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">老板蒙了“几根？”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN><o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">我又伸出</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><FONT face="Times New Roman">3</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">个手指说“</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><FONT face="Times New Roman">4</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">根”……</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN><o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN><o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><FONT face="Times New Roman">4 </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">我们的总经理姓周，一次他打电话来，我正开车，一紧张张口就说：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><FONT face="Times New Roman">"</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">周总理……</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><FONT face="Times New Roman">"<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN><o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN><o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><FONT face="Times New Roman">5 </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">本人姓朱，管理单位机房。有次有人打我手机：“鸡科长，你在猪房吗？”当时狂骂那家</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">伙一顿</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN><o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN><o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><FONT face="Times New Roman">6 </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">在食堂排队，听见旁边一男生说：“师傅，来碗‘子弹菜花’汤！”（紫菜蛋花汤）哈哈</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">，笑得我喷汤了。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN><o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN><o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><FONT face="Times New Roman">7 </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">某日在米线店吃饭上得很慢很饿</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN><o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">终于按耐不住拍桌咆哮之，本来是想说再不上米线我就把桌子掀了！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN><o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">结果说成</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><FONT face="Times New Roman">:"</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">老板</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><FONT face="Times New Roman">!!!!</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">再不上米线我就把桌子吃了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><FONT face="Times New Roman">!!!!"<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN><o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">全店沉默</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><FONT face="Times New Roman">3</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">秒后爆笑到桌子下面……丢人……</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN><o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN><o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><FONT face="Times New Roman">8 </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">爸妈吵架，我爸气的说了句：”我给你滚出去！”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN><o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN><o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><FONT face="Times New Roman">9 </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">高中的时候打篮球，Ａ得球后，无私的传给了Ｂ，Ｂ轻松进球．过了一会，Ｂ得球，Ａ大</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">声喊着把球传给他．Ｂ却自己把球投出．结果Ａ大怒喊到：刚才真是瞎了我的狗眼……</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN><o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">全场笑晕</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN><o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN><o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><FONT face="Times New Roman">10 </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">印象里小学时的班长极其严肃，一次自习课，教室里人声鼎沸，班长维护了几次秩序之后</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">终于忍无可忍，站起来一拍桌子怒吼道</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><FONT face="Times New Roman">:</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">谁再吵，把他嘴打断</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><FONT face="Times New Roman">!!!</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">……全班肃静</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN><o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN><o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><FONT face="Times New Roman">11 </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">大学的时候，我们问一个哥们曼联的战况如何，他激动的说：“曼联输了，贝克汉姆领到</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">两张黄盘下场了！”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN><o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN><o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><FONT face="Times New Roman">12 </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">刚上大学，军训，连长不知道是哪里的口音，喊口令——“向左钻！”“向右钻！”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN><o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><FONT face="Times New Roman">13 </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">大学时候，听见一个女生点菜：师傅，炒一盘酸辣</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><FONT face="Times New Roman">**</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">丝，不要放</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><FONT face="Times New Roman">**</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN><o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN><o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><FONT face="Times New Roman">14 </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">中午做饭，妈妈给我一盆胡萝卜：“去，把胡萝卜切成肉丁！”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN><o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN><o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><FONT face="Times New Roman">15 </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">当年找工作时，主考官问我哪年毕业的。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN><o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">我本来是要说</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><FONT face="Times New Roman">2000</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">年的，结果一激动说：“两千年前。。。”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN><o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">更瀑布汗的是，主考官竟然噢了一声，说：“孔子的学生吧。”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN><o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN><o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><FONT face="Times New Roman">16 </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">记得有一次去买一种叫伊丽莎白的水果，我张口就说：老板，莎士比亚多少钱？老板当场</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">就呆了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN><o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN><o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><FONT face="Times New Roman">17 </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">和领导等众人喝酒，举起酒杯大声道</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><FONT face="Times New Roman">:"</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">让我们同归于尽吧</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><FONT face="Times New Roman">!"</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">当时脑子太热了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><FONT face="Times New Roman">......<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN><o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN><o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><FONT face="Times New Roman">18 </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">老板，有没有手纸充饥卡？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN><o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><FONT face="Times New Roman">19 </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">我是物流部的，过了年，客户打电话过来查询节前的货物什么时候到，因为过节这几天浑</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">浑噩噩的，我也搞不清楚订单的内容，就顺口问了一句：您是什么东西？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN><o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN><o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><FONT face="Times New Roman">20 </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">我有个朋友刚看过《射雕英雄传》，对“打狗棍法”非常感兴趣，经常跟别人开玩笑。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN><o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">一日，他又照例而为。踢了别人一下，大喝一声：“踢狗腿！”大家狂笑，他也觉尴尬，就</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">又踢了一脚，大喊：“狗踢腿！”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN><o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN><o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><FONT face="Times New Roman">21 </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">我高中的时候假期出去打工</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN><o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">在一家饭店想找一份伺应生的工作</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN><o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">因为还是小孩子，而且是第一次打工所以很紧张</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN><o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">本来想问经理需不需要打工的，又想说问需不需要人手会比较含蓄一点</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN><o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">结果说成：“经理，你们这里需不需要打手？”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN><o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">当时差点找个洞钻进去</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN><o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN><o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><FONT face="Times New Roman">22 </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">经理开会一般对抽烟的说：抽烟的都掐死</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><FONT face="Times New Roman">!!<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN><o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN><o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><FONT face="Times New Roman">23 </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">想起来那会儿肯德基出留香展翅时，因为没看广告，是听别人说的，一直以为是刘翔给肯</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">德基代言了。到了肯，直接跟服务员说我要刘翔展翅。。。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN><o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN><o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><FONT face="Times New Roman">24 </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">我同事要问人民币跟日元的汇率，他开口就说，人猿跟日元怎么兑换的。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN><o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN><o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><FONT face="Times New Roman">25 </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">某日中午，老妈让老哥把饭桌往边上挪一下。我哥半天不动窝，老妈一急</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><FONT face="Times New Roman">?</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">闪苏飧鲅</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><FONT face="Times New Roman">?BR></FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">子：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN><o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><FONT face="Times New Roman">"</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">听见没有？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">叫你把桌子往旁边挪二公里</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><FONT face="Times New Roman">"<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN><o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><FONT face="Times New Roman">=_=!!!<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN><o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN><o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><FONT face="Times New Roman">26 </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">俺有个同学一直在复习考计算机</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><FONT face="Times New Roman">**</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">，有一天踢足球，另一同学带球到了底线，只听他大</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">喊：回车！回车！（传中）</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p><BR><BR></o:p></SPAN> </P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><br><br>［此帖子已被 麦克雷 在 2008-10-29 20:16:11 编辑过］ <BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/200810306131517.jpg"><BR><BR> <P>原文由 漏网之鱼 发表: <FONT size=4>一分钟才看三条</FONT> </P><P><FONT face=隶书 color=#e61ae6 size=5>太多了点，精选一下嘛</FONT></P><P><FONT face=隶书 color=#e61ae6 size=5>还有，心情的也要进嘛</FONT></P><P> </P><P> </P> <IMG onmousewheel="return yuzi_img(event,this)" src="/attachments/Upfiles/2008102915352439.jpg" onload="javascript:if(this.width>body.clientHeight)this.width=body.clientHeight" border=0><FONT color=#d54d2b size=6>谢谢麦克把快乐送给大伙！！！</FONT> <BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/200810300950359.jpg"><BR><BR> <BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20081030191340655.jpg"><BR><BR> <FONT color=#f9b0f9 size=5>嗯，真的能让人心情变好哈！</FONT> <P><FONT color=#0000ff size=5>认真看了，爆笑一盘！就这个没有看懂：</FONT></P><P><FONT color=#0000ff size=5>13、 大学时候，听见一个女生点菜：师傅，炒一盘酸辣**丝，不要放**！</FONT> </P> <FONT size=4>一分钟才看三条</FONT> 原文由 鹰戈 发表: <br><P><FONT color=#0000ff size=5>认真看了，爆笑一盘！就这个没有看懂：</FONT></P><P><FONT color=#0000ff size=5>13、 大学时候，听见一个女生点菜：师傅，炒一盘酸辣**丝，不要放**！</FONT> </P>我的理解：师傅，炒一盘酸辣白菜丝，不要放白菜或酸辣罗卜丝，不要放罗卜。是这个意思吗？
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