[分享]有趣而实在的经典语录
<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 26pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman"><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><SPAN><STRONG>有趣而实在的经典语录<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></STRONG></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">试金可以用火，试女人可以用金，试男人可以用女人。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">男人要有钱，和谁都有缘。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">当男人遇见女人，从此只有纪念日，没有独立日。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">对前途要看得乐观些，对人心要看得悲观些。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">亲人之间，谈到钱就伤感情；情人之间，谈到感情就伤钱。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">我们产生一点小分歧：她希望我把粪土变黄金，我希望她视黄金如粪土！</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">当年是不上大学一辈子受穷，而现在是上了大学马上就受穷。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">过去：一流学生出国，二流学生考研，三流学生就业。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">现在：一流学生就业，二流学生出国，三流学生考研</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">顾客不是上帝，顾客只是上当。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">孩子把玩具当朋友，成人把朋友当玩具。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">现实中用真名说假话，网络中用假名说真话。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">戏言不能伤敌但能伤友。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">没钱的时候，老婆兼秘书；有钱的时候，秘书兼老婆。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">有钱的人怕别人知道他有钱，没钱的人怕别人知道他没钱。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">再有钱的人也在为钱苦恼。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">好好活着，因为我们会死很久很久。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">不要相信什么一见钟情，因为你不能一眼看出对方挣多少钱。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">我们好像进入了一个只有拿出钱才能证明爱心的时代。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">你（男）长的太帅了，所以人们就看不起你。树大了总要招风的，人大了总要防骗的</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">话说出去之前你是话的主人，说出去之后你便成了话的奴隶。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">生活是痛苦的，比想像中还要痛苦；生活是快乐的，比想像中还要快乐。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">偷一个人的主意是剽窃，偷很多人的主意就是研究。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">有时解释是不必要的——敌人不信你的解释，朋友无须你的解释</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">人干点好事儿总想让鬼神知道，干点坏事儿总以为鬼神不知道，我们太让鬼神为难了。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">博客圈就是把吐的口水所含成分差不多的人聚集在一个圈里吐。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">这社会对我不太客气。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">广告就是告诉别人，他的钱还可以这么花。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">开的总是自己的车，爆的总是自己的胎。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">客服就是客客气气的拒绝你的服务。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">对待知识分子的态度，标志着一个民族的文明程度；对待工人农民的态度，则是考问这个民族的良心。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">没什么大不了。——一则丰乳产品广告语</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">拥抱真是个奇怪的东西，明明靠的那么近，却看不见彼此的脸。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">问君能有几多愁，恰似太监上青楼！</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">人生在世无非是让别人笑笑，偶尔笑笑别人。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">爱情</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman">, </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">原来是含笑饮毒酒！</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">不是我不小心，而是我故意的。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">女人喜欢有安全感的男人；男人却往往被缺乏安全感的女人吸引。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">爱情不是避难所</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">想进去避难的话，是会被赶出来的。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">前女友就好象是亲生的，后女友就像是领养的。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">不知不觉时间已匆匆，人生往往活在后悔中。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">房价越来越高，所以，好男人越来越少……</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">老鼠从不浪费晚上的时间，而我们人类却浪费了每天的三分之一</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">上帝创造了男人是为了使他孤独，而创造女人是为了让他更孤独。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">不吃饭的女人这世上也许还有好几个，不吃醋的女人却连一个也没有。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">怀才就像怀孕，时间久了才能让人看出来。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">听君一席话，省我十本书</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman">! <o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">只要不下流，我们就是主流</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman">! <o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">敌人或知己，越少越安全。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">森林这么大</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman">~</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">我竟然找不到吊死的一棵树！</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">装傻这事，如果干的好，叫大智若愚。木讷这事，如果干的好，叫深沉。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">毁灭友情的方式有许多，最彻底的一种是借钱。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">世上有一半的书是笨人写给笨人看的</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">有些人注定是等待别人的，有些人是注定被人等的。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">禽兽尚且有半点怜悯之心，而我一点也没有，所以我不是禽兽。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">睡眠是一门艺术——谁也无法阻挡我追求艺术的脚步！</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">吃的是草</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">挤出来的是青春痘</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">师爷孔乙己管家祥林嫂保镖阿</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman">Q</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">在我后面</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">铁饭碗的真正含义不是在一个地方吃一辈子饭，而是一辈子到哪儿都有饭吃。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">服天不服人。若是天的安排，我承受，若是人的践踏，我抗争。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">美貌只能够用来骗男人，聪明可以用来骗世人。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">把有限的马屁集中火力拍到一个人的屁股上。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">像我这种牛人，想找个人佩服一下的时候我就去照镜子。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">到了聪明人都无技可施时，笨人想出来的法子一定最有用</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman">!<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">帅有个屁用</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman">!</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">到头来还不是被卒吃掉</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman">!<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">你是电，李四光，你是唯一的神话…</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">不怕被人利用，就怕你没用。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">鄙视我的人这么多，你算老几</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><FONT face="Times New Roman">?<o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">人生自古谁无死，哪个拉屎不用纸。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; 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mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">有钱人终成眷属。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">废话是人际关系的第一句。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">只要锄头舞的好，那有墙角挖不倒？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">要在江湖混，最好是光棍！！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">大部分人一辈子只做三件事：自欺、欺人、被人欺。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">要和我比懒，我懒得和</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">别人的钱财乃我的身外之物。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman">女为悦己者容男为悦己者穷！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: blue"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; 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