等风的旗 发表于 2008-11-25 12:38

妙语解答女人的蠢问题

<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">女人和小孩有一个共同点:就是喜欢问一些蠢问题。不过面对小朋友,我们可以直</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">截了当地用真理来回答,再不济也可以将问题推给老师们来解决。但是女人蠢问题</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">总是杀男人个冷不防,莫名其妙地突然窜出,当场就得回答,哪有时间去找救星?</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">面对女人的蠢问题,男人首先要记住:在女人面前,男人没有诚实的权利!牢牢记住</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">这个定理后,我们才能应付以下三大类女人们经常提出的蠢问题。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">第一类绝对是非题</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">女人们经常发问的第一种愚蠢问题属于是非题。比如:女人忧心忡忡地问道:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">你有没</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">有发现我的眼角新增了许多小细纹?</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">虽然你觉得她的鱼尾纹深若海沟,可你千万要不</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">动声色地戴上眼镜,花些时间仔细观察后斩钉截铁地回答:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">没有啊!根本就看不出来</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">!</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">当女人开心地问道:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">你觉得我今天穿的这套洋装好看吗?</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">你要将视线尽快地转</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">移到她身上,然后专注而诚恳回答:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">挺好看的!</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">女人捏捏腰际的一大团脂肪,小心</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">翼翼地问道:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">你会不会觉得我发胖了?</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">你绝对要大声回应:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">不会!我还觉得你太</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">瘦了!</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">总之,这类问题的解答只有一个,而且绝对不是你脑海中浮现的真实感受,你</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">要回答她心中预设的答案,一个会让她欢喜无比的答案。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">此后,不管她再如何的重复逼问,你就只能耐住性子,捧上这个惟一答案。当她被你的</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">答案催眠之后,你会看到她的笑容比太阳还灿烂,你的日子一定会轻松不少。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">第二类违背良心选择题</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">女人第二种愚蠢问题是选择题,她们会很宽容地让你有选择的空间。比如在欢乐的聚会</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">结束后,女人会紧紧挨着你,然后小心地问道:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">我和你朋友的女友谁比较美?</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">标准</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">答案是狠狠地骂她:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">她怎么能跟你比?这就好像小鱼怎么能跟龙虾比一样!</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">尽管女</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">人会撒娇地跺着脚嗲嗲地说:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">你骗人!我哪有她美啊!</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">但是保证一路上她的嘴会笑</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">得比鲨鱼还大!</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">当女人试探性地问道:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">历任女朋友中谁对你最好?</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">其实</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">天下乌鸦一般黑</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">。不过</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">,你心中虽然雪亮,可千万不能照实说出,否则包你没有好脸色看,何必自讨苦吃!所</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">以,你要紧紧地拥住她,用尽所有深情的语音回答道:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">在我心中,只有你才是真正对</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">我好的人</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black">……”<BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">第三类恐怖论证题</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">女人发问的第三种愚蠢问题是论证题。这种问题决非凡夫俗子所能答对的,需要有极高</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">的功力外加清楚的头脑。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">例如:女人满腹心机地问道:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">你是过去爱我还是现在更爱我?</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">这个问题十分阴险!</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">如果你回答:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">过去比较爱你!</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">那就是代表现在不爱她。一般头脑不太灵光的男人会</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">答道:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">现在比较爱你!</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">这似乎是个标准的回答,但是你们有没有想过,女人接下来</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">一定会如狂风暴雨般地攻击你:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">你说现在比较爱我,可是为什么我没有感觉?</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">、</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black">“<BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">为什么你现在不经常给我送花?</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">、</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">为什么你上街老是盯着别的女人看</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black">……”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">所以,</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">千万不要堕入女人的问题陷阱!</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">那该如何处理呢?注意!这是一个论证题,当然要用论证题的长篇大论方式来回答,立</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">论大纲就是:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">我现在比过去爱你,但是未来会越来越爱你</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">。接着请按照以下步骤小</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">心地加以推论演绎:你可以陪着她一起细说当年浪漫的往事,回想过去经历过的风风雨</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">雨,然后勇敢地承认现在两人相处的确产生了一些问题。但是你要强调她就像一杯醉人</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">的醇酒,越品越有味道,接着你要坚定地表明你有绝对的信心与强烈的爱意,能够处理</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">这些小小的摩擦,然后,就当做梦似地许诺她一千万个美丽的未来。如果你的话说得够</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">梦幻,讨论这个问题所花的时间够长久,相信这些问题所带来的一切危机都会迎刃而解</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">以下是女人常喜欢问的几个愚蠢问题:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">问题一:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">你的父母喜不喜欢我?</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">问题二:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">你相不相信世上有永恒的爱情?</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black">”<BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">问题三:女人来电问道:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">你是要来接我回家?还是我坐朋友的车子回去?</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black">”<BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">问题四:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">我们是拍便宜的婚纱照好呢?还是把钱省下来买钻戒?</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black">”<BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">各位男士有空时不妨琢磨该如何回答,免得到时弄得措手不及,有道是有备无患啊!</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>

南湖羽鸥 发表于 2008-11-30 19:02

原文由 南湖鱼莲 发表: <br><P>&nbsp;</P><P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times><FONT size=7>女人和小孩有一个共同点:就是喜欢问一些问题。</FONT></SPAN></P>

南湖鱼莲 发表于 2008-11-30 18:17

<P>&nbsp;</P><P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times><FONT size=7>女人和小孩有一个共同点:就是喜欢问一些问题。</FONT></SPAN></P>

南湖鱼莲 发表于 2008-12-1 11:12

<P>&nbsp;</P><P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times><FONT size=5><STRONG>各位男士有空时不妨琢磨该如何回答</STRONG></FONT></SPAN></P>

汉江游龙 发表于 2008-11-30 21:32

<P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?; New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Times Roman??><FONT size=5><STRONG>各位男士有空时不妨琢磨该如何回答,</STRONG></FONT></SPAN></P><P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?; New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Times Roman??><FONT size=5><STRONG>免得到时弄得措手不及,有道是有备无患啊!</STRONG></FONT></SPAN></P><P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?; New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Times Roman??></SPAN><FONT size=6><STRONG>不过我以经创过此关.</STRONG></FONT></P>
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