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<P> </P><P> <FONT size=5> 县官的寿辰</FONT></P><P><FONT size=5> 一个县官过生日。有一书吏,事前听说县官是说鼠的,于是就在金银店定购了一只金老鼠,送来给县官做寿礼。县官接过金老鼠,不住地夸奖他的聪明才干。<BR> 当书吏起身告辞时,县官又悄悄地告诉他说:“我家夫人的生日也快到了,她比我小一岁,是属牛的,你可记住啊!”</FONT></P><P><FONT size=5> 有天无日 </FONT></P><P><FONT size=5> 从前,有一年夏天,天气热极了。衙门里的官老爷热的受不了啦,就问衙伇:“你们可知道,什么地方凉快?”有个衙役答道:“回老爷的话,大堂上凉快" 县官老爷喝道:“胡说,老爷坐在大堂上,热的满身是汗,凉快什么!”衙役回道:“人家都说大堂上是有天无日的地方,怎么能不 凉快呢?”</FONT></P><P><FONT size=5></FONT> </P><P><FONT size=5> 和尚<BR> 有一个差役押送犯罪的和尚,晚上在一家旅店住宿,和尚用酒将他灌醉,剃光了他的头发,差役酒醒后,不见了和尚,摸抹头,没有头发,就大声道:“和尚到在,我却和处去了。” <BR> 隐身草<BR> 有个人送给书生一根草,说此草叫隐身草,拿在手中,旁人就看不见你了。书生到集市上,拿了人家的钱就走,钱主用拳头打他,书生说:“任你打,只是看 不见我。”</FONT></P><P><FONT size=5> 对春联 <BR> 古时候,有一人家十分迷信,凡事都要讨个吉利。年三十晚上,父亲和两个儿子商议说:“堂上要贴一幅新春联。现在每人说一句吉利话,凑出一幅春联来”两个儿子点头称是。父亲先捋着胡须念道:“今年好!”大儿想了想,也念道:“倒霉少”二儿子接着又念道:“不得打官司!”念完了,大家称赞一番就由父亲执笔,写了一条没加标点的长幅,贴在堂屋的正中。 <BR> 第二天邻居们来拜年。一进门,看见那幅春联,念道:“今年好倒霉,少不的打官司!”</FONT></P><P><FONT size=5> 县官的寿辰 <BR> 一个县官过生日。有一书吏,事前听说县官是说鼠的,于是就在金银店定铸了一只金老鼠,送来县官做寿礼。县官接过金老鼠,不住的夸奖他的聪明和才干。 <BR>当书吏起身告辞时,县官又悄悄地告诉他说;“我家夫人的生日,也快到了。她比我小一岁,是属牛的,你可记住啊!”</FONT></P><P><FONT size=5> 醉鬼</FONT></P><P><FONT size=5> 从前,有一个县官,人称酒鬼,整天喝的烂醉如泥。一天,县官正在喝酒,忽听大堂有人击鼓喊冤。最县官端起酒壶一扬脖,把酒喝光,抹抹嘴,便吩咐升堂。县官坐定, 摇晃着脑袋说;“先给我打!······”差伇说!“启禀大人,该打多少?”最县官伸出两个手指,说 ;“在打二斤”。</FONT></P> <BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20081127195421562.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20081127195421562.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20081127195421562.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20081127195421562.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20081127195421562.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20081127195421562.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20081127195421562.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20081127195421562.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20081127195421562.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20081127195421562.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20081127195421562.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20081127195421562.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20081127195421562.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20081127195421562.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20081127195421562.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20081127195421562.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20081127195421562.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20081127195421562.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20081127195421562.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20081127195421562.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20081127195421562.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20081127195421562.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20081127195421562.gif"><BR><BR> <BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/200811272108455.gif"><BR><BR> 原文由 海飞 发表: <BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20081127195421562.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20081127195421562.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20081127195421562.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20081127195421562.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20081127195421562.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20081127195421562.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20081127195421562.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20081127195421562.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20081127195421562.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20081127195421562.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20081127195421562.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20081127195421562.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20081127195421562.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20081127195421562.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20081127195421562.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20081127195421562.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20081127195421562.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20081127195421562.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20081127195421562.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20081127195421562.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20081127195421562.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20081127195421562.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20081127195421562.gif"><BR><BR><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/teeth_smile.gif"> 原文由 冰川美人 发表: <BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/200811272108455.gif"><BR><BR> 属牛的,骆驼更大!哈哈 属骆驼更好 原文由 冰川美人 发表: <BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/200811272108455.gif"><BR><BR> 原文由 冰川美人 发表: <BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/200811272108455.gif"><BR><BR> 好笑 原文由 冰川美人 发表: <BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/200811272108455.gif"><BR><BR> <FONT size=5> 县官买金 <BR></FONT><DIV><FONT size=5> 一个县官要买黄金,金店老板奉命送来两锭。县官问:“你的金子每锭要卖多少钱?”老板说:“秉县太爷,每锭金子卖两千钱,既然你要用,我算你个半价就行了。”县官对差伇说:“这样的话,就还给他一锭,我留下一锭。”老板接过一锭金子,就立在旁边等待县官付钱,等了一会儿,县官问他:“老板,你为什么还不走呢?买了你的金子钱我已付给你了!”老板问,“你什么时候付给我的呀?”县官大怒,说:“狗奴才!明明是你自己说的,只要我出半价,所以我还给你一锭,抵了一半价钱,本官并没亏待你,你胆敢在这里胡搅蛮缠,快给我滚了出去!”</FONT></DIV><br><br>[此帖子已被 老洹 在 2008-12-2 20:55:29 编辑过] <P align=center>原文由 冰川美人 发表: <BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/200811272108455.gif"><BR><BR></P> <A title="点我一下,换个风格看 笑死我了" onclick="setM("1");return false;" href="http://ghlp.igogo8.com/igoogle8/make/?m=1&t=51&c=5&s=%E7%AC%91%E6%AD%BB%E6%88%91%E4%BA%86"><IMG id=imgobj src="http://img1.igogo8.com/igoogle8/showimg/0/51/%E7%AC%91%E6%AD%BB%E6%88%91%E4%BA%86.gif" border=0></A>
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