夏娃 发表于 2007-1-24 10:56

开心一刻

<P><FONT face=宋体><FONT color=#0000ff><FONT size=4>&nbsp;<SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">&nbsp; 烟台因(人)把吃饭叫逮饭,真好吃叫金好逮。喝水叫哈绥,海螺叫拨漏儿,蛤蜊叫嘎儿,讨厌叫主见,个样(这个东北话叫隔应吧?)。烦人叫真够你了,够死了(烦还可以叫草鸡。哈哈)</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt"></FONT><FONT size=4> </FONT></SPAN></FONT></FONT></P><P><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt"><FONT size=4><BR></FONT></SPAN><FONT color=#0000ff><FONT size=4><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">烟台人把你叫恁,骂人时好问对方的母亲在哪里</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt">“</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">恁妈来?</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt">”</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">(好像不是问句吧。厄。。)</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt"></FONT><FONT size=4> </FONT></SPAN></FONT></FONT></P><P><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt"><FONT size=4><BR></FONT></SPAN><FONT color=#0000ff size=4><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">烟台人把海边叫海沿儿,东海沿儿现在可是烟台市的景观大道(晕。。)</SPAN></FONT></FONT></P><P><FONT face=宋体><FONT size=4><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman"></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt"></FONT><FONT color=#0000ff size=4>&nbsp;<BR></FONT></SPAN><FONT color=#0000ff size=4><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">烟台人把乡下人叫巴了头儿,西阜赖了烟台人把撒谎叫熊虎或点(。。)</SPAN></FONT></FONT></P><P><FONT face=宋体><FONT size=4><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman"></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt"></FONT><FONT color=#0000ff size=4>&nbsp;<BR></FONT></SPAN><FONT color=#0000ff><FONT size=4><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">烟台人把干什么叫干恩吗?年轻人调侃喜欢说</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt">“</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">脑了疼</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt">”</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">(恩恩。。后来发展了。有脑了哈了,还有脑了叫门挤了云云。。)</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt"></FONT><FONT size=4> </FONT></SPAN></FONT></FONT></P><P><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt"><FONT size=4><BR></FONT></SPAN><FONT color=#0000ff><FONT size=4><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">烟台人把混社会的叫地包,混得不怎么地的地包叫流求(这个。比较普遍吧。。。)</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt"></FONT><FONT size=4> </FONT></SPAN></FONT></FONT></P><P><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt"><FONT size=4><BR></FONT></SPAN><FONT color=#0000ff><FONT size=4><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">烟台人把张狂叫涨包,牛逼轰轰的(这个词是东北的吧)</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt"></FONT><FONT size=4> </FONT></SPAN></FONT></FONT></P><P><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt"><FONT size=4><BR></FONT></SPAN><FONT color=#0000ff><FONT size=4><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">烟台人把傻叫彪,彪呼呼的犯傻叫耍彪,耍大彪,(恩胶东地带特有的词)也有说</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt">2b</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">青年</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt"></FONT><FONT size=4> </FONT></SPAN></FONT></FONT></P><P><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt"><FONT size=4><BR></FONT></SPAN><FONT color=#0000ff><FONT size=4><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">烟台人把头脑不清楚叫二胡,二虎八道的</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt"></FONT><FONT size=4> </FONT></SPAN></FONT></FONT></P><P><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt"><FONT size=4><BR></FONT></SPAN><FONT color=#0000ff><FONT size=4><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">烟台人把打架叫打仗,能打叫挺猛的(晕。。),打你叫搓你(应该叫砸你吧),挨打叫叶揍</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt"></FONT><FONT size=4> </FONT></SPAN></FONT></FONT></P><P><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt"><FONT size=4><BR></FONT></SPAN><FONT color=#0000ff><FONT size=4><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">烟台人把女孩叫小闺宁,儿子叫儿郎,情人叫嘎胡(。。。)</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt"></FONT><FONT size=4> </FONT></SPAN></FONT></FONT></P><P><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt"><FONT size=4><BR></FONT></SPAN><FONT color=#0000ff><FONT size=4><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">烟台人把</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt">4</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">、</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt">50</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">岁的素质不怎么高的妇女叫老婆儿(晕。。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt">50</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">以上也这么说吧?),女人跟别人提起自己的老公叫老头儿,哪怕他老公才三十而立</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt"></FONT><FONT size=4> </FONT></SPAN></FONT></FONT></P><P><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt"><FONT size=4><BR></FONT></SPAN><FONT color=#0000ff><FONT size=4><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">烟台人把讨好别人叫舔么(恩。说可爱叫带因亲。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt">HOHO</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">)</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt"></FONT><FONT size=4> </FONT></SPAN></FONT></FONT></P><P><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt"><FONT size=4><BR></FONT></SPAN><FONT color=#0000ff><FONT size=4><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">烟台人把脑门叫叶了盖,膝盖叫波了盖(。。。)</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt"></FONT><FONT size=4> </FONT></SPAN></FONT></FONT></P><P><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt"><FONT size=4><BR></FONT></SPAN><FONT color=#0000ff size=4><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">烟台人管来不及了叫不赶趟儿了(这个很普遍应该)</SPAN></FONT></FONT></P><P><FONT face=宋体><FONT size=4><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman"></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt"></FONT><FONT color=#0000ff size=4>&nbsp;<BR></FONT></SPAN><FONT color=#0000ff><FONT size=4><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">烟台人形容傻乎乎的瞪着俩大眼睛叫大彪眼波愣着(晕。。没听说过。。)</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt"></FONT><FONT size=4> </FONT></SPAN></FONT></FONT></P><P><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt"><FONT size=4><BR></FONT></SPAN><FONT color=#0000ff><FONT size=4><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">烟台人把厕所叫茅房,把露天厕所叫冒屎坑(这个土话很正常的吧。。哈哈。。)</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt"></FONT><FONT size=4> </FONT></SPAN></FONT></FONT></P><P><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt"><FONT size=4><BR></FONT></SPAN><FONT color=#0000ff><FONT size=4><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">烟台人还喜欢把一种锅叫钢种锅(没意思)</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt"></FONT><FONT size=4> </FONT></SPAN></FONT></FONT></P><P><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt"><FONT size=4><BR></FONT></SPAN><FONT color=#0000ff><FONT size=4><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">烟台人形容道路泥泞叫道焦猜焦猜的(哈哈。</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">。经典的词。)</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt"></FONT><FONT size=4> </FONT></SPAN></FONT></FONT></P><P><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt"><FONT size=4><BR></FONT></SPAN><FONT color=#0000ff><FONT size=4><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">烟台人把很白很白叫挑拨挑拨的,很黑叫去和去和的,一百元说一波块(恩烟台话精髓)</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt"></FONT><FONT size=4> </FONT></SPAN></FONT></FONT></P><P><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt"><FONT size=4><BR></FONT></SPAN><FONT color=#0000ff><FONT size=4><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">烟台人把手指甲叫羞子盖了,脚指甲叫绝子盖,(忒难听。。)擦窗叫抹玻璃</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt"></FONT><FONT size=4> </FONT></SPAN></FONT></FONT></P><P><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt"><FONT size=4><BR></FONT></SPAN><FONT color=#0000ff><FONT size=4><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">烟台人把泡妞叫嘎啦小蔓子(晕。。)</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt"></FONT><FONT size=4> </FONT></SPAN></FONT></FONT></P><P><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt"><FONT size=4><BR></FONT></SPAN><FONT color=#0000ff><FONT size=4><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">烟台人把排队叫挨帮,油条叫麻烫蒸饭叫腾饭或夜饭(。。。)</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt"></FONT><FONT size=4> </FONT></SPAN></FONT></FONT></P><P><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt"><FONT size=4><BR></FONT></SPAN><FONT color=#0000ff><FONT size=4><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">烟台人把蚂蚁叫蚂几样了,知了叫蚧流,蝌蚪叫各个当了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">蟾蜍叫笔街巴了(哈哈哈。。)</SPAN></FONT></FONT></FONT></P><P><FONT face=宋体><FONT size=4><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman"></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt"></FONT><FONT color=#0000ff size=4>&nbsp;<BR></FONT></SPAN><FONT color=#0000ff><FONT size=4><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">烟台人把服了叫熊了(把无奈叫做伤了。。)</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt"></FONT><FONT size=4> </FONT></SPAN></FONT></FONT></P><P><FONT face=宋体><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt"><FONT size=4><BR></FONT></SPAN><FONT color=#0000ff><FONT size=4><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">在烟台吃烧烤你得说</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt">“</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">来个板(鱿鱼身)来俩头(鱿鱼头),再烤几个马波了(马布鱼),没有马波了,</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; 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乌托邦 发表于 2007-1-24 15:38

<FONT size=6>所以,我哭着喊着要报名竞选---亚当, 结果还是甘败燕鱼的下风。<IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/2007124153720523.gif"><BR><BR></FONT>

独钓寒江雪 发表于 2007-1-24 12:06

地方特色!<br>去烟台前一定先学会这些.<br>要不到烟台海沿儿现学肯定不赶趟儿

山东龙 发表于 2007-1-24 13:18

原文由 晨泳 发表: <br><P><FONT face=华文行楷 color=#ff0000 size=7>哎呀!</FONT></P><P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times><FONT color=#0938f7>烟台人把傻叫彪,彪呼呼的犯傻叫耍彪,耍大彪.</FONT></SPAN></P><P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times><FONT color=#f709f7>我曾经说过海蛰确实挺彪的,我认为彪是强悍的意思,看来是贬义词啊,实在抱歉!</FONT></SPAN></P><P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times><FONT color=#f709f7>哈哈,不知者无罪!~~~~~~~再说,海蜇这个人很好,不会在意的!~</FONT></SPAN></P><P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times><FONT color=#f709f7></FONT></SPAN>&nbsp;</P>

夏娃 发表于 2007-1-24 15:59

<SPAN id=yu87948><BR><P align=center><BR><IMG border=0 onload="javascript:if(this.width>body.clientHeight)this.width=body.clientHeight" src="/attachments/Upfiles/200711183829127.jpg" width=214 onmousewheel="return yuzi_img(event,this)"><BR><BR><FONT size=5>孤雁多帅</FONT></P><BR><FONT color=#0000ff size=6>别听孤雁忽悠,这就是~~~~</FONT></SPAN>

东方魔女 发表于 2007-1-24 12:03

呵呵, 还不错吗?这些我都不知道呀!

上善入水 发表于 2007-1-24 12:43

恁多亏没说某某烟台因彪,

马刺 发表于 2007-1-24 14:29

<P align=center><FONT color=#f73809 size=6><STRONG>哈哈平时听起来没感觉怎么样~怎么一看到文字很可笑啊~~~~~~`</STRONG></FONT></P>

晨泳 发表于 2007-1-24 15:47

<SPAN id=yuyuzi><BR><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="86%" align=center border=0><TBODY><TR><TD class=big style="LINE-HEIGHT: 24px" align=middle><P><B><!---title---></B><!---time---><!---time---></P></TD></TR><TR><TD class=big style="LINE-HEIGHT: 24px"><DIV align=center><IMG class=pic height=441 hspace=0 src="http://joke.lady.tom.com/img/assets/1/jyw1653.jpg" width=363 border=0> </DIV><BR></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><BR></SPAN>

屠龙刀 发表于 2007-1-24 16:16

下回教教我

夏娃 发表于 2007-1-24 14:33

<P><FONT color=#ff0000 size=6>原文由 孤雁发表: 嘎啦小蔓子 </FONT></P><P>&nbsp;</P><P><FONT color=#0000ff size=6>姐姐、妹妹们小心了,别被忽悠了。</FONT></P>

乌托邦 发表于 2007-1-24 14:58

原文由 夏娃 发表: <br><P><FONT color=#ff0000 size=6>原文由 孤雁发表:&nbsp; 嘎啦小蔓子</FONT></P><P>&nbsp;</P><P><FONT color=#0000ff size=6>姐姐、妹妹们小心了,别被忽悠了。</FONT></P><P></P><P><FONT size=6>俺从小就不会嘎啦小曼,为此还差点打光棍,如今老了,怕是此生再也没有这样的机会了。</FONT></P>

晨泳 发表于 2007-1-24 12:24

<P><FONT face=华文行楷 color=#ff0000 size=7>哎呀!</FONT></P><P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times><FONT color=#0938f7>烟台人把傻叫彪,彪呼呼的犯傻叫耍彪,耍大彪.</FONT></SPAN></P><P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times><FONT color=#f709f7>我曾经说过海蛰确实挺彪的,我认为彪是强悍的意思,看来是贬义词啊,实在抱歉!</FONT></SPAN></P>

燕鱼 发表于 2007-1-24 11:09

好帖,绝好!

乌托邦 发表于 2007-1-24 14:04

嘎啦小蔓子

天地一沙鸥 发表于 2007-1-24 14:22

<FONT size=4>夏娃真绝,偶来烟台这么多年有很多话都没学会哪!</FONT>

水中游泳的鱼 发表于 2007-1-24 15:02

原文由 孤雁 发表: 原文由 夏娃 发表: <BR><P><FONT color=#ff0000 size=6>原文由 孤雁发表:&nbsp; 嘎啦小蔓子</FONT></P><P>&nbsp;</P><P><FONT color=#0000ff size=6>姐姐、妹妹们小心了,别被忽悠了。</FONT></P><P></P><P><FONT size=6>俺从小就不会嘎啦小曼,为此还差点打光棍,如今老了,怕是此生再也没有这样的机会了。</FONT></P><P></P><P align=center>注意了!现在狼开始穿羊皮了。</P><P align=center>这样的狼最厉害,下手就奔要害。你怕不怕? </P><P align=center><FONT color=#0000ff>姐姐、妹妹们小心了,别被忽悠了。</FONT></P>

燕鱼 发表于 2007-1-24 15:04

各位小嫚请注意,别被狼嘎拉了。

海蛰 发表于 2007-1-25 10:40

教他数学.

乌托邦 发表于 2007-1-25 13:52

<P>原文由 海蛰 发表: <BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/200712510388893.jpg"><BR><BR></P><P><FONT size=6><STRONG>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 向独臂英雄致敬!</STRONG></FONT></P>
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