大海的风帆 发表于 2007-4-10 20:52

^_^感冒

<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: purple; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体">哈哈哈,我感冒了。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: purple; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 40pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-char-indent-count: 2.5" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: purple; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体">就像一颗重型炸弹在我单位炸开了,并当作特大新闻予以传播。在班上,同室的同事就问了我好多次“咋地,你感冒了?冬天你洗海澡都不感冒,为什么春天洗海澡会感冒?</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: purple; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: purple; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体">感冒不要硬充,卦一点吊瓶、吃点药,好好的调养和注意休息”,特别在下班相继走出办公大楼的那一瞬间,碰面的同事第一句话就问“嗨,听说你也感冒了?洗海澡的人那会感冒”,也有人劝我:“感冒期间就不要下海洗澡了,这是老天赐你的休息日”。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: purple; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: purple; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体">一个感冒在于一个平常人来说,真的是一件微不足道的小事,是人谁不感冒?但是面对我这个一年</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: purple; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体">360</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: purple; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体">日坚持洗海澡的人来说,在他们的心里,也许我变成了铁,也许认为我没了神经,百毒不侵。听到这些,我好哭丧、好悲伤、好无奈、更好神经。为什么我就不能像正常人一样感冒??</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: purple; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 40pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-char-indent-count: 2.5" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: purple; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体">是的,自习练冬游以来,我很少感冒,可以说已有两年多不知感冒是什么滋味,更忘记药片的味道。也是在这两年多的时间里,我到是期盼自己能像正常人那样感冒一次,发一发烧。因为从科学道理来讲,感冒是人体一种排泄毒素的必要功能,有效促进人体健康循环。这不,这次有幸去烟台开斑竹大会,在入会期间,就感觉自己的嗓子像火一样的发烫,吞咽东西费劲,并夹带着痛痛,我知道,感冒这次真的来了。刚开始,我依感冒为荣,也没妨碍在烟台冬游。从烟台回到家,不管老婆怎样的劝说我就是不吃药,别说是打针了。也许这次感冒有意识的与我抗争,长达</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: purple; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体">7</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: purple; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体">天多时间,发烧最高的时候达到</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: purple; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体">38.5</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: purple; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体">℃,浑身无力,无奈的中断五天晨泳。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: purple; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 40pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-char-indent-count: 2.5" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: purple; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体">这漫长的五天,对于习惯了晨泳的人来说,每早总是寂寞难熬,按照去海边的时间醒来,睁着眼看着房顶,南转北侧不舒服,最后还是起床,盼着时间快点到,班上能改变寂寞和烦躁。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: purple; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 40pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-char-indent-count: 2.5" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: purple; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体">星期天感觉好多了,便去商场溜达,看到新鲜的玉米、地瓜,心想买回去放在锅里煮,老婆下班回家一定表扬我带病坚持岗位,该是一种特殊的表现。就着样,我买上</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: purple; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体">4</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: purple; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体">只玉米棒、</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: purple; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体">6</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: purple; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体">只地瓜,回到家洗了放到锅里开始煮了起来。一人蹲在家里没事做,就又习惯的打开了微机(自学会上网,特别被大海女儿斑竹忽悠我当上专区斑竹后,上网成了我业余唯一的爱好,电视早已告别了我,疏远了我),到各专区浏览一下冬游网的帖子,写了一点自己乐趣的东西。不曾想,随着一阵糊味的飘出,突发意识到“坏了”,我煮的玉米、地瓜一定变成了烤地瓜和红烧玉米。急急的跑到厨房一看,玉米、地瓜冒着青烟,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: purple; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: purple; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体">那可怜的锅由此变了型。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: purple; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 40pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-char-indent-count: 2.5" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: purple; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体">为了掩盖这一创举的失败,我把锅刷了又刷,房间用老婆的香水喷了又喷,还特意点上蚊香,用最大的效果改变房间遗留的糊呛味,把烧焦的玉米、地瓜统统倒掉,再去商场买上二斤八带鱼(请常常做糊了饭的人们注意,鱼腥改变糊呛味),又买上一个菠萝(菠萝也是改变房间气味的最好方法之一,柠檬酸的效果),这天晚上,我做了米饭、一个鱼汤、一个糖炒菠萝,老婆回到家看到我做的饭菜,很是过意不去,饭后,老婆亲手为我泡制了一杯浓浓的咖啡,端倒我的面前说道:“充能,感冒了还做饭菜”,时间不要太长,感冒早点休息。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: purple; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 40pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-char-indent-count: 2.5" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: purple; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体">星期一虽然还有点不适,但我早早的起床,不到六点去了海边。可是万万没有想到,一到海边碰到那些不讲道理的游友们,七嘴八舌的攻击到:“这些日子干什么去了,从烟台回来也不及时报告和汇报”。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: purple; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 40pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 20pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-char-indent-count: 2.5" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: purple; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体">看来感冒真的不好。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; 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畅游大海 发表于 2007-4-10 21:03

<FONT face=华文行楷 color=#ae33cc size=7>我说斑竹咋一天没见影,原来如此!那就多休息休息啊!</FONT>
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