[原创]醉汉谐态
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: 仿宋_GB2312"><FONT size=6><FONT color=#22dd22>醉 汉 谐 态<SPAN lang=EN-US><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: 仿宋_GB2312"></SPAN> </P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: 仿宋_GB2312"> <FONT size=5><FONT color=#2b2bd5>酒有凌云志,<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: 仿宋_GB2312"><FONT size=5><FONT color=#2b2bd5> 喝高能上天,<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: 仿宋_GB2312"><FONT size=5><FONT color=#2b2bd5> 已然站不稳,<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: 仿宋_GB2312"><FONT size=5><FONT color=#2b2bd5> 要酒声连连。<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: 仿宋_GB2312"><o:p><FONT color=#2b2bd5 size=5> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: 仿宋_GB2312"><FONT size=5><FONT color=#2b2bd5> 憧憧迷离眼,<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: 仿宋_GB2312"><FONT size=5><FONT color=#2b2bd5> 硬充英雄汉,<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: 仿宋_GB2312"><FONT size=5><FONT color=#2b2bd5> 敢捞水中月,<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: 仿宋_GB2312"><FONT size=5><FONT color=#2b2bd5> 勇把电光攀。<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: 仿宋_GB2312"><o:p><FONT color=#2b2bd5 size=5> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: 仿宋_GB2312"><FONT size=5><FONT color=#2b2bd5> 回家走错门,<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: 仿宋_GB2312"><FONT size=5><FONT color=#2b2bd5> 悠悠进猪圈,<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: 仿宋_GB2312"><FONT size=5><FONT color=#2b2bd5> 訇然倒猪旁,<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: 仿宋_GB2312"><FONT size=5><FONT color=#2b2bd5> 摸面认妇脸。<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: 仿宋_GB2312"><o:p><FONT color=#2b2bd5 size=5> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: 仿宋_GB2312"><FONT size=5><FONT color=#2b2bd5> 纳闷怎长毛,<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: 仿宋_GB2312"><FONT size=5><FONT color=#2b2bd5> 触身有扣衫,<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: 仿宋_GB2312"><FONT size=5><FONT color=#2b2bd5> 晃悟媳买衣,<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: 仿宋_GB2312"><FONT size=5><FONT color=#2b2bd5> 扣是双排扦。<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P> <P><FONT color=#1a1ae6 size=5>看到朋友发的一则笑话,有感作诗一首描之。博泳友一笑耳!</FONT></P><P><FONT color=#ee113d size=6>笑一笑,十年少!</FONT></P><BR><BR>[此帖子已被 云水林海 在 2007-4-16 20:48:25 编辑过]<br><br>[此帖子已被 云水林海 在 2007-4-17 10:03:01 编辑过] <BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/2007416151251861.jpg"><FONT color=#ff0033 size=7>高档的双排口毛皮外衣!</FONT><BR><BR>原文由 云水林海 发表: <FONT color=#1a1ae6 size=5>看到朋友发的一则笑话,有感作诗一首描之。</FONT> <FONT size=5><FONT color=#2b2bd5><FONT face=仿宋_GB2312> 纳闷怎长毛,<SPAN lang=EN-US><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></FONT><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: 仿宋_GB2312"><FONT size=5><FONT color=#2b2bd5> 触身有扣衫,<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: 仿宋_GB2312"><FONT size=5><FONT color=#2b2bd5> 晃悟媳买衣,<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: 仿宋_GB2312"><FONT size=5><FONT color=#2b2bd5> 扣是双排扦.<FONT size=6> </FONT></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: 仿宋_GB2312"><FONT color=#2b2bd5 size=6></FONT></SPAN> </P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: 仿宋_GB2312"><FONT color=#2b2bd5 size=6>哇!娇妻变八戒了.<BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/2007416152346162.gif"><BR><BR></FONT></SPAN></P> <P><FONT color=#f70938 size=7><STRONG>酒喝高了感想:</STRONG></FONT></P><P><FONT color=#f70938 size=7><STRONG>喝到肚里闹鬼,走起路来畔腿,半夜起来找水,早上醒来后悔.</STRONG></FONT></P><br><br>[此帖子已被 weijl 在 2007-4-16 15:36:37 编辑过] 喝酒人也真不容易! <FONT color=#ff00cc size=6><STRONG>酒的能量和功效实在是大!真乃神水也!</STRONG></FONT> <P><FONT face=华文新魏 color=#0000ff size=6>哈哈!喝醉酒丑态百出,笑过之后要引以为戒。</FONT></P> <FONT color=#ee1169 size=6>醉之以酒而观其性;哈哈这样的人要是让他的领导看见那可就完了.</FONT> 我喜欢这诗,因为我有这样朦胧的醉意和憨态,醉也潇洒、麻也潇洒、明白潇洒、糊涂也潇洒。快乐之极才是酒醉的最高境界! 原文由 乐水先生 发表: <br><P> </P><P> <FONT face=黑体 color=#0000ff size=7> 经典之致!</FONT></P><P><BR><BR>[此帖子已被 乐水先生 在 2007-4-16 17:25:00 编辑过] </P><P><FONT color=#dd2222 size=5>谢谢乐水先生雅评!</FONT></P> <P>原文由 汉鸭子 发表: 喝酒人也真不容易! </P><P><FONT color=#1a1ae6 size=5>哈哈!惺惺复惺惺,喝酒就成精,戏人也自戏,一笑搏长青.</FONT></P> 原文由 大度英雄 发表: <br><P><FONT face=华文新魏 color=#0000ff size=6>哈哈!喝醉酒丑态百出,笑过之后要引以为戒。</FONT></P><P></P><P><FONT color=#22dd22 size=5>哈哈!斑竹就是斑竹.</FONT></P> <P>原文由 冬泳后勤 发表: <FONT color=#ee1169 size=6>醉之以酒而观其性;哈哈这样的人要是让他的领导看见那可就完了.</FONT> </P><P><FONT color=#2b2bd5 size=5>哈哈哈,领导就是领导,时刻不忘上级领导.</FONT></P> <P><FONT color=#2222dd size=5>作诗戏言醉汉态,</FONT></P><P><FONT color=#2222dd size=5>虽将醉人来埋汰.</FONT></P><P><FONT color=#2222dd size=5>生活忙碌来解闷,</FONT></P><P><FONT color=#2222dd size=5>搏求泳友乐开怀.</FONT></P><P><FONT color=#2222dd size=5></FONT> </P><P><FONT color=#e61a42 size=6></FONT> </P><P><FONT color=#e61a42 size=6></FONT> </P><br><br>[此帖子已被 云水林海 在 2007-4-17 10:03:34 编辑过] <P>原文由 治痒秘方挠挠 发表: 我喜欢这诗,因为我有这样朦胧的醉意和憨态,醉也潇洒、麻也潇洒、明白潇洒、糊涂也潇洒。快乐之极才是酒醉的最高境界! </P><P><FONT color=#1a1ae6 size=5>哈哈!惺惺复惺惺,喝酒就成精,戏人也自戏,一笑搏长青.</FONT></P><P><BR><FONT color=#42e61a size=5>挠挠老弟真人也!<BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/200741620420255.gif"><BR><BR></FONT></P> 原文由 清清明月 发表: <FONT size=5><FONT color=#2b2bd5><FONT face=仿宋_GB2312> 纳闷怎长毛,<SPAN lang=EN-US><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></FONT><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: 仿宋_GB2312"><FONT size=5><FONT color=#2b2bd5> 触身有扣衫,<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: 仿宋_GB2312"><FONT size=5><FONT color=#2b2bd5> 晃悟媳买衣,<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: 仿宋_GB2312"><FONT size=5><FONT color=#2b2bd5> 扣是双排扦.<FONT size=6> </FONT></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: 仿宋_GB2312"><FONT color=#2b2bd5 size=6></FONT></SPAN> </P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: 仿宋_GB2312"><FONT color=#2b2bd5 size=6>哇!娇妻变八戒了.<BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/2007416152346162.gif"><BR><BR></FONT></SPAN></P> <P>原文由 冬泳后勤 发表: <FONT color=#ee1169 size=6>醉之以酒而观其性;哈哈这样的人要是让他的领导看见那可就完了.</FONT> </P><P> </P><P> </P><P><FONT face=华文新魏 color=#369636 size=5>要的就是那个“玩”字,哪里又来什么领导了?关乎领导什么关系?看见又如何呢?人嘛,要活的真点才好。嘿嘿。</FONT></P> 原文由 娃娃鱼 发表: <br><P>原文由 冬泳后勤 发表: <FONT color=#ee1169 size=6>醉之以酒而观其性;哈哈这样的人要是让他的领导看见那可就完了.</FONT> </P><P> </P><P> </P><P><FONT face=华文新魏 color=#369636 size=5>要的就是那个“玩”字,哪里又来什么领导了?关乎领导什么关系?看见又如何呢?人嘛,要活的真点才好。嘿嘿。</FONT></P><P></P><P><FONT color=#1a1ae6 size=5>哈哈,娃娃鱼要不一天到晚有乐子,原来如此!</FONT></P> 原文由 米奇妙 发表: 原文由 清清明月 发表: <FONT size=5><FONT color=#2b2bd5><FONT face=仿宋_GB2312> 纳闷怎长毛,<SPAN lang=EN-US><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></FONT><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: 仿宋_GB2312"><FONT size=5><FONT color=#2b2bd5> 触身有扣衫,<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: 仿宋_GB2312"><FONT size=5><FONT color=#2b2bd5> 晃悟媳买衣,<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: 仿宋_GB2312"><FONT size=5><FONT color=#2b2bd5> 扣是双排扦.<FONT size=6> </FONT></FONT></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: 仿宋_GB2312"><FONT color=#2b2bd5 size=6></FONT></SPAN> </P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 32pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0" align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: 仿宋_GB2312"><FONT color=#2b2bd5 size=6>哇!娇妻变八戒了.<BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/2007416152346162.gif"><BR><BR></FONT></SPAN></P><P> </P><P><FONT color=#1a42e6 size=5>哈哈,八戒是男人的专利,而非女性蚴!</FONT></P>
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