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情满清江 发表于 2007-5-28 20:53

绝，登月宇航员的笑话！

<FONT color=#1a42e6><FONT size=6><FONT face=宋体> 第一个登上月球的宇航员阿姆斯特朗说了举世闻名的一句话：</FONT><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: zh-cn; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体"><FONT face="Times New Roman">“</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: mso-bidi-font-family:宋体;mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ansi-language:zh-cn;">一个人的一小步，却是人类的一大步</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: zh-cn; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体"><FONT face="Times New Roman">”</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: mso-bidi-font-family:宋体;mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ansi-language:zh-cn;">。在他返回</SPAN></FONT></FONT><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: mso-bidi-font-family:宋体;mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ansi-language:zh-cn;"></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: mso-bidi-font-family:宋体;mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ansi-language:zh-cn;"><FONT color=#1a42e6 size=6>    </FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><FONT color=#1a42e6><FONT size=6><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: mso-bidi-font-family:宋体;mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ansi-language:zh-cn;">    登</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: mso-bidi-font-family:宋体;mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ansi-language:zh-cn;">陆舱</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: mso-bidi-font-family:宋体;mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ansi-language:zh-cn;">时，他说了一句莫名其妙的话：</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: zh-cn; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体"><FONT face="Times New Roman">“</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: mso-bidi-font-family:宋体;mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ansi-language:zh-cn;">祝你好运，戈斯基先生。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: zh-cn; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体"><FONT face="Times New Roman">”</FONT></SPAN></FONT></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: mso-bidi-font-family:宋体;mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ansi-language:zh-cn;"><BR><FONT color=#1a42e6 size=6>   </FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><FONT color=#1a42e6><FONT size=6><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: mso-bidi-font-family:宋体;mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ansi-language:zh-cn;">        </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: mso-bidi-font-family:宋体;mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ansi-language:zh-cn;">美国宇航局的大多数人都以为这句话没什么深意，可能是指某个苏联宇航员。可是查来查去，苏联或美国宇航局都</SPAN></FONT></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: mso-bidi-font-family:宋体;mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ansi-language:zh-cn;"><FONT color=#1a42e6 size=6></FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: mso-bidi-font-family:宋体;mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ansi-language:zh-cn;"><FONT color=#1a42e6 size=6>    </FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><FONT size=6><FONT color=#1a42e6><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: mso-bidi-font-family:宋体;mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ansi-language:zh-cn;">    没</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: mso-bidi-font-family:宋体;mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ansi-language:zh-cn;">有这</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: mso-bidi-font-family:宋体;mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ansi-language:zh-cn;">么一个人。之后每年都有很多人问阿姆斯特朗</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: zh-cn; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体"><FONT face="Times New Roman">“</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: mso-bidi-font-family:宋体;mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ansi-language:zh-cn;">祝你好运，戈斯基先生</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: zh-cn; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体"><FONT face="Times New Roman">”</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: mso-bidi-font-family:宋体;mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ansi-language:zh-cn;">这句话有什么含义，他都笑而不答。 </SPAN></FONT></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: mso-bidi-font-family:宋体;mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ansi-language:zh-cn;"></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: mso-bidi-font-family:宋体;mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ansi-language:zh-cn;"><FONT color=#1a42e6 size=6>        </FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-layout-grid-align: none" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: mso-bidi-font-family:宋体;mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ansi-language:zh-cn;"><FONT color=#1a42e6 size=6>        ...... </FONT></SPAN></P><P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: mso-bidi-font-family:宋体;mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ansi-language:zh-cn;"><FONT color=#1a42e6 size=6>        1995年7月5日在弗洛里达TampaBay,一个记者又把这个问了2 6年之久的问题捅出来，这次阿姆斯特朗终于开口了。</FONT></SPAN></P><P><FONT size=6><FONT color=#1a42e6><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: mso-bidi-font-family:宋体;mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ansi-language:zh-cn;">    <FONT color=#2248dd size=6>戈斯</FONT></SPAN></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: mso-bidi-font-family:宋体;mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ansi-language:zh-cn;"><FONT color=#2248dd size=6>基先生不久前去世了，阿姆斯特朗觉得他可以回答了。</FONT></SPAN></FONT></P><P><FONT size=6><FONT color=#2248dd><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: mso-bidi-font-family:宋体;mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ansi-language:zh-cn;">        </SPAN></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: mso-bidi-font-family:宋体;mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ansi-language:zh-cn;"><FONT color=#2248dd>当他还是小孩的时候，有一天，他和朋友在院子里玩棒球。他的朋友把球打到邻居戈斯基夫妇家窗户下面。阿姆斯</FONT></SPAN><FONT color=#2248dd><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: mso-bidi-font-family:宋体;mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ansi-language:zh-cn;">特</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: mso-bidi-font-family:宋体;mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ansi-language:zh-cn;">朗弯</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: mso-bidi-font-family:宋体;mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ansi-language:zh-cn;">腰拣球的时候听见他们夫妇在吵架，————戈斯基太太大声嚷着说：</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: zh-cn; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体"><FONT face="Times New Roman">“</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: mso-bidi-font-family:宋体;mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ansi-language:zh-cn;">你想跟我上床？休想！除非邻居家的小</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: mso-bidi-font-family:宋体;mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ansi-language:zh-cn;">孩</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: mso-bidi-font-family:宋体;mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ansi-language:zh-cn;">登</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: mso-bidi-font-family:宋体;mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ansi-language:zh-cn;">上月球！</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ansi-language: zh-cn; mso-ascii-font-family: 宋体"><FONT face="Times New Roman">”</FONT></SPAN></FONT></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-hansi-font-family: mso-bidi-font-family:宋体;mso-font-kerning:0pt;mso-ansi-language:zh-cn;"><BR></SPAN></P>

陆游发表于 2007-5-29 06:52

<br>确实很幽默

北极熊 发表于 2007-5-29 09:13

原文由一天到晚游泳的鱼发表: <br><P align=center><FONT face=华文行楷 color=#44bb44 size=7></FONT> </P><P align=center><FONT face=华文行楷 color=#44bb44 size=7>哈哈，经典、经典！！</FONT></P>

辉哥发表于 2007-5-29 15:36

原文由一天到晚游泳的鱼发表: <br><P align=center><FONT face=华文行楷 color=#44bb44 size=7></FONT> </P><P align=center><FONT face=华文行楷 color=#44bb44 size=7>哈哈，经典、经典！！</FONT></P>

大度英雄 发表于 2007-5-29 19:07

<FONT face=华文新魏 color=#0000ff size=6>言中了，说者无意，听者有心啊。</FONT>

米奇妙 发表于 2007-5-29 21:10

原文由大度英雄发表: <FONT face=华文新魏 color=#0000ff size=6>言中了，说者无意，听者有心啊。</FONT>

熊掌发表于 2007-5-30 05:14

原文由一天到晚游泳的鱼发表: <br><P align=center><FONT face=华文行楷 color=#44bb44 size=7></FONT> </P><P align=center><FONT face=华文行楷 color=#44bb44 size=7>哈哈，经典、经典！！</FONT></P>

紫衣の罗兰 发表于 2007-5-30 08:22

原文由一天到晚游泳的鱼发表: <br><P align=center><FONT face=华文行楷 color=#44bb44 size=7></FONT> </P><P align=center><FONT face=华文行楷 color=#44bb44 size=7>哈哈，经典、经典！！</FONT></P><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/teeth_smile.gif">

清江冬泳专区 发表于 2007-5-30 21:49

<FONT size=7>确实很幽默!不是一般的<FONT size=6>幽默<BR></FONT><BR></FONT>

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