[转贴]健忘的最高境界
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 28pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312">1</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312">、在楼梯上跌倒了，嘴里说着倒霉，用最快的速度爬了起来。看看周围，还好，没有人看到。突然，发现一个问题：我刚才到底是在上楼，还是在下楼？<SPAN lang=EN-US><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 28pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 28pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312">2</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312">、无聊中，给朋友打了个电话，正好接通的时候，发现自己忘了是给哪个朋友打的电话。只好开口就问：“请问，您是谁啊？”<SPAN lang=EN-US> <BR></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 仿宋_GB2312"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312">对方：“那你找的是谁啊？”<SPAN lang=EN-US> <BR></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 仿宋_GB2312"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312">我：“是啊！我不清楚才问你呀！”<SPAN lang=EN-US> <BR></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 仿宋_GB2312"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312">对方晕，摔电话。<SPAN lang=EN-US> <BR></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 仿宋_GB2312"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312">第二天上学，有个朋友问我：“你昨天是不是给我家打电话了？”<SPAN lang=EN-US> <BR></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 仿宋_GB2312"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312">我：“什么，昨天我打过电话吗？”<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P> <P align=center><FONT face=隶书 color=#4822dd size=5>经典的健忘。</FONT></P> 原文由 自由人 发表: <br><P align=center><FONT face=隶书 color=#4822dd size=5>经典的健忘。</FONT></P>
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