漫漫 发表于 2007-6-24 11:28

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<SPAN id=yu><BR><P align=left><STRONG><FONT color=#0000ff></FONT></STRONG>&nbsp;</P><P align=left><STRONG><FONT color=#0000ff size=6>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 一天,一个拍胸片的病人拿着申请单到处找放射科的医生。</FONT></STRONG></P><P align=left><STRONG><FONT color=#0000ff size=6>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; “谁拍片子,谁是拍片子的?”病人大声地问着。</FONT></STRONG></P><P align=left><STRONG><FONT color=#0000ff size=6>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 我们一个放射科的同事便问:“什么事?”</FONT></STRONG></P><P align=left><STRONG><FONT color=#0000ff size=6>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; “你是片子(骗子)医生吗?”病人问。</FONT></STRONG></P><P align=left><STRONG><FONT color=#0000ff size=6>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 同事一时没反映过来,于是回应道:“我是!”</FONT></STRONG></P><P align=left><STRONG><FONT color=#0000ff size=6>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; “噢!原来你就是片子(骗子)医生啊!”病人高兴地回过头对他那正在帮忙找人的家属大声地叫道,“找到片子(骗子)医生了!快过来,我找到片子(骗子)医生了!”</FONT></STRONG></P><P align=left><STRONG><FONT color=#0000ff size=6>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 周围的人一片哗然,我那同事这才反应过来。</FONT></STRONG></P><P align=left><STRONG><FONT color=#0000ff size=6></FONT></STRONG>&nbsp;</P><P align=left><STRONG><FONT color=#0000ff size=6></FONT></STRONG>&nbsp;</P><P align=left><STRONG><FONT color=#ff00cc size=6>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 某天,B超医生交代一位需要做B超检查的病人:“你检查的部位需要留尿,回去后多喝点水,记住一定要把尿留住,如果没有尿,那个部位是看不清楚的!”</FONT></STRONG></P><P align=left><STRONG><FONT color=#ff00cc size=6>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; “好的!好的!”病人满口答应。</FONT></STRONG></P><P align=left><STRONG><FONT color=#ff00cc size=6>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 到了下午,那个病人来了,一进来,就把一个装满了淡黄色液体的大可乐瓶子放在医生的办公桌上。</FONT></STRONG></P><P align=left><STRONG><FONT color=#ff00cc size=6>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 医生吓了一跳:“这......这是什么?”</FONT></STRONG></P><P align=left><STRONG><FONT color=#ff00cc size=6>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; “尿啊!”病人一本正经地说道,</FONT></STRONG></P><P align=left><STRONG><FONT color=#ff00cc size=6>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; “你不是要我留尿吗?你看我特意留了这么一大瓶子,够了吧!”</FONT></STRONG></P><P align=left><STRONG><FONT color=#ff00cc size=6>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 医生无语......</FONT></STRONG></P><P align=left><STRONG><FONT color=#ff00cc size=6></FONT></STRONG>&nbsp;</P><P align=left><STRONG><FONT color=#ff00cc size=6></FONT></STRONG>&nbsp;</P><P align=left><STRONG><FONT color=#f73809 size=6>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 某天,一妇产科医生为一位孕妇做完检查后,交代家属:“下个星期就到预产期了,到时候如果有腹痛或羊水破裂的情况就可能是要生了,要赶紧来医院!”</FONT></STRONG></P><P align=left><STRONG><FONT color=#f73809 size=6>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 家属赶紧问道:“那到时候生是不是也找你!”</FONT></STRONG></P><P align=left><STRONG><FONT color=#f73809 size=6>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 医生回答说:“行啊,你不是有我的电话吗?”</FONT></STRONG></P><P align=left><STRONG><FONT color=#f73809 size=6>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; “我也是这么说嘛!”家属这才放了心,“检查既然是你检查的,要生当然也是你生啦!”</FONT></STRONG></P><P align=left><STRONG><FONT color=#f73809 size=6>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 医生一楞,然后笑着纠正道:“是你老婆生,我帮忙而已!”</FONT></STRONG></P><P align=left><STRONG><FONT color=#f73809 size=6></FONT></STRONG>&nbsp;</P><P align=left><STRONG><FONT color=#ff00cc size=6></FONT></STRONG>&nbsp;</P><P align=left>&nbsp;</P><P align=left><STRONG><FONT color=#0000ff size=6></FONT></STRONG>&nbsp;</P><P align=left><STRONG><FONT color=#ff00ff size=6>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </FONT></STRONG></P><P align=center><STRONG><FONT color=#ff00cc size=7></FONT></STRONG>&nbsp;</P><BR></SPAN>

畅游大海 发表于 2007-6-25 14:32

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傲雪寒梅 发表于 2007-6-25 22:07

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江湖散人 发表于 2007-6-25 21:22

<P align=center><STRONG><FONT color=#1a1ae6 size=6>极大的讽刺.</FONT></STRONG></P>
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