一位令人尊敬的长者
<P><FONT size=5>浏览老照片,发现了2004</FONT><FONT size=5>年在苏州寒山寺旁拍的这组照片。<IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/2007626141747671.jpg"><BR>“本店日本人莫入——认罪反省者，欢迎”朴实的话语背后肯定有着太多的恩怨情仇。</FONT></P><P><FONT size=5><BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/2007626141424198.jpg"><BR>盘古同宗兄弟在，相逢举杯泯恩仇——2005年，连战启动“破冰之旅”。</FONT></P><P><FONT size=5><BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/2007626141449861.jpg"><BR>向这位老先生致敬！<BR><BR><BR></P></FONT><BR><BR>［此帖子已被 冬蛙68 在 2007-6-26 14:28:27 编辑过］<br><br>［此帖子已被 冬蛙68 在 2007-6-26 15:07:33 编辑过］ 向这位老先生致敬!! 可敬的老人,可恨的小日本. 日本人莫入！！ 日本人莫入！！ 原文由 冬蛙68 发表: <br><P><P><FONT size=5></FONT></P><FONT size=5><BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/2007626141449861.jpg"><BR>向这位老先生致敬！<BR><BR><BR></P></FONT><BR><BR> 昨晚我在搜狐网上看了一份小日本侵华时严刑折磨我抗日英烈的一桩桩令人发指的兽行时,真是怒从心头起,恶向胆边生.说句实在话,当时要是有个日本人在我身边,我会上前把狗日的耳朵咬下来. <P>原文由 天地一沙鸥 发表: 昨晚我在搜狐网上看了一份小日本侵华时严刑折磨我抗日英烈的一桩桩令人发指的兽行时,真是怒从心头起,恶向胆边生.说句实在话,当时要是有个日本人在我身边,我会上前把狗日的耳朵咬下来. </P><P><FONT size=5>沙鸥咬他的耳朵行，天地一沙鸥咬就犯法了！还是扔他矿泉水瓶子吧！</FONT></P> <P>原文由 海蛰 发表: 可敬的老人,可恨的小日本. </P><P align=center><FONT size=7>国仇家很！</FONT></P> 打倒日本帝国主义. <br><br> 有骨气的长者! 原文由 天地一沙鸥 发表: 昨晚我在搜狐网上看了一份小日本侵华时严刑折磨我抗日英烈的一桩桩令人发指的兽行时,真是怒从心头起,恶向胆边生.说句实在话,当时要是有个日本人在我身边,我会上前把狗日的耳朵咬下来. 酱着吃？那玩艺儿有毒！ 原文由 海蛰 发表: <FONT face=隶书 color=#0909f7 size=5>可敬的老人,可恨的小日本.</FONT> 可敬的老人,可恨的小日本. 原文由 海蛰 发表: 可敬的老人,可恨的小日本. <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""><FONT size=4>日本最痛恨的五个笑话</FONT></SPAN><FONT size=4><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"> (1) <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">四个外科医生围坐在一起，谈论他们喜欢为何种人做手术。第一个医生说：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">我最喜欢为图书管理员做手术。当你打开他们的身体时，里面</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">的一切东西都是按字母顺序排列的。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">" </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">第二个医生说：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">我最喜欢为会计做手术。当你打开他们的身体时，一切都是按数字顺序排列的。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">" </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 第三个医生说：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">我最喜欢为电工做手术。当你找开他们的身体时，一切都是用颜色做代号的。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">" </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">第四个医生说：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"> "</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">我最喜欢为日本人做手术。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">其他三个医生面面相觑，表示怀疑，其中一个问什么。第四个医生说因为他们没有心肝，没有脊骨，且屁股和头可以相交换。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""><FONT size=4>小日本最痛恨的五个笑话</FONT></SPAN><FONT size=4><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"> (2) <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">一个人给日本人商人打电话说：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">我找太<?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" /><st1:PersonName w:st="on" ProductID="郎">郎</st1:PersonName>先生。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">" </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">接线员说：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">对不起，他上周去世了。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">第二天，这个人又一次打电话，想跟太郎谈一谈。这次接线员有点厌烦，说：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">我一直在告诉您他上周去世了。您为什么还要打电话呢？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">那个人说：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">因为我就是喜欢听这件事。</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=4><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">" <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">小日本最痛恨的五个笑话</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=4><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"> (3) <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">一个日本人在中国一家饭店里吃饭。当侍者端上一盘龙虾后，日本人问道：请问你们怎样处理吃剩的虾壳？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">""</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">当然是倒掉啦，</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">侍者道。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">"NO</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">NO</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">NO</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">日本人摇摇头说，</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">在我们日本，吃剩的虾壳就送进工厂里，做成虾饼，然后再卖到你们中国。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">一会儿，侍者又端上了一盘水果，日本人指着其中一个柠檬又问：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">请问你们怎样处理吃剩的柠檬皮？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">""</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">当然是倒掉啦，</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">侍者道。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">"NO</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">NO</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">NO</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">" </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">日本人摇摇头说，</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">在我们日本，吃剩的柠檬皮就送进工厂里，做成果珍，然后再卖到你们中国。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">" </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">结帐的时候，日本人一边嚼着口香糖，一边笑着问侍：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"> "</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">请问你们怎样处理吃剩的口香糖？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">""</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">当然是吐掉啦，</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">侍者道。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"> "NO</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">NO</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">NO</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">" </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">日本人摇摇头，得意的</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">说，</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">在我们日本，嚼过的口香糖就送进工厂里，做成套套，然后再卖到你们中国</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">侍者不耐烦的问道：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">那你知道在我们中国，如何处理用过的套套吗？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">""</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">当然是扔掉啦。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">日本人道。侍者摇摇头说：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">"NO</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">NO</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">NO</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">！在我们中国，用过的套套就</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">送</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">进工厂里，做成口香糖，然后再卖到你们日本。</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=4><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">" <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">小日本最痛恨的五个笑话</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=4><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"> (4) <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">通往芝加哥机场的公路上行驶着一辆出租车，车上乘坐着一个日本游客。这时，一</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">辆出租车超了过去，日本人喊道：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"> "</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">瞧，丰田！日本制造！多快呀！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">过了一会儿，又一辆出租车超了过去。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">看，尼桑！是日本制造！太快啦！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">又一辆出租车超了过去。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"> "</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">嗨！是三菱！日本制造！快极啦！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">出租车司机是百分之百的美国人，看见那么多日本车超过自己的美国车，加上那个日本人张狂的语言，不免有些恼火。出租车驶入机场停车场，这时，又一辆出租车超了过去。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"> "</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">是本田！日本制造！快极啦！没治啦！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">出租车司机停下车，没好气儿地指了指计价器，说道：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">"1500</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">美金。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">""</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">这么近就要</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">1500</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">美金？！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">" "</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">计价器！日本制造！快极啦！没治啦！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">" <o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""><FONT size=4>小日本最痛恨的五个笑话</FONT></SPAN><FONT size=4><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"> (5) <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">有一架飞机上面坐有一美国人一个德国人一个日本人和一个中国人，飞机飞到一半突然没油了，机长宣布必须有一人跳机以减轻重量，于是那美国人就发挥其个人英</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">雄主义精神走到飞机舱口高呼一声：美利坚和众国万岁！！然后就跳下去了！飞机继续飞</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体">.....</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">这时机长又宣布：重量还是太重了，还的跳下去一个人！于是德国人就站出来，走到飞机舱口，高呼一声：德意志帝国万岁！也跟着跳了下去！飞机继续飞</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体">..... </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">这时机长又宣布说：不行，还是重了，必须再跳下去一个人！中国人看了日本人一眼，站起来走到了飞机舱口，日本人赶紧走过来紧紧握住中国人的手：好兄弟，我不会忘了你的！中国人高呼一声：中华人民共和国万岁！！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">接着一脚把日本人给踹下去了！！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体">...... </SPAN></FONT> <FONT size=5>致敬!</FONT> 原文由 海边看客 发表: <FONT size=5>致敬!</FONT>
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