兔老哥888 发表于 2007-6-29 11:24

[建议]10个辞职理由

<P><FONT size=5>1.每天早上,打开衣橱想着今天要穿什么好——这很累; <BR>2.每天早上,想着今天可以用什么理由不去公司——这很辛苦; <BR>3.整天坐在椅子上,屁股会变大,腹部会臃肿——这很不美观; <BR>4.常常要说一些自己都无法说服自己的话——这很不道德; <BR>5.面对上司的不合理决策,又得憋着不嘲笑他——这很不健康; <BR>6.整日吸收电脑的辐射,完全看不到绿树、呼吸不到新鲜空气——这很违反自然; <BR>7.上需陪伴高堂,下要爱抚男(女)朋友,上班时间这么久无法陪伴他们——这很违反人性; <BR>8.所谓的成就感到底满足了谁?我越来越无法肯定,整天想着这个问题,想到脑子快爆炸——这很恐怖; <BR>9.每天上班这么长的时间,我惟一有的心情就是苦闷——这很不快乐; <BR>10.放眼望去,这家公司没有一个像样的暧昧对象,不如离去另辟战场——这很实在!</FONT></P><P><FONT size=5>以上仅供参考后果自负。&nbsp; <BR></P></FONT><IMG src="http://bbs.images.china-ws.org/Htmleditor/teeth_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://bbs.images.china-ws.org/Htmleditor/whatchutalkingabout_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://bbs.images.china-ws.org/Htmleditor/confused_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://bbs.images.china-ws.org/Htmleditor/whatchutalkingabout_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://bbs.images.china-ws.org/Htmleditor/embaressed_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://bbs.images.china-ws.org/Htmleditor/whatchutalkingabout_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://bbs.images.china-ws.org/Htmleditor/confused_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://bbs.images.china-ws.org/Htmleditor/whatchutalkingabout_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://bbs.images.china-ws.org/Htmleditor/embaressed_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://bbs.images.china-ws.org/Htmleditor/whatchutalkingabout_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://bbs.images.china-ws.org/Htmleditor/confused_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://bbs.images.china-ws.org/Htmleditor/sad_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://bbs.images.china-ws.org/Htmleditor/tounge_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://bbs.images.china-ws.org/Htmleditor/omg_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://bbs.images.china-ws.org/Htmleditor/wink_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://bbs.images.china-ws.org/Htmleditor/omg_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://bbs.images.china-ws.org/Htmleditor/tounge_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://bbs.images.china-ws.org/Htmleditor/sad_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://bbs.images.china-ws.org/Htmleditor/confused_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://bbs.images.china-ws.org/Htmleditor/whatchutalkingabout_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://bbs.images.china-ws.org/Htmleditor/confused_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://bbs.images.china-ws.org/Htmleditor/sad_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://bbs.images.china-ws.org/Htmleditor/tounge_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://bbs.images.china-ws.org/Htmleditor/omg_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://bbs.images.china-ws.org/Htmleditor/wink_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://bbs.images.china-ws.org/Htmleditor/omg_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://bbs.images.china-ws.org/Htmleditor/tounge_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://bbs.images.china-ws.org/Htmleditor/sad_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://bbs.images.china-ws.org/Htmleditor/confused_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://bbs.images.china-ws.org/Htmleditor/sad_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://bbs.images.china-ws.org/Htmleditor/tounge_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://bbs.images.china-ws.org/Htmleditor/omg_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://bbs.images.china-ws.org/Htmleditor/wink_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://bbs.images.china-ws.org/Htmleditor/omg_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://bbs.images.china-ws.org/Htmleditor/tounge_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://bbs.images.china-ws.org/Htmleditor/sad_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://bbs.images.china-ws.org/Htmleditor/tounge_smile.gif">

喜欢游泳的鱼 发表于 2007-6-29 11:31

<BR><P><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/teeth_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/whatchutalkingabout_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/confused_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/whatchutalkingabout_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/embaressed_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/whatchutalkingabout_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/confused_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/whatchutalkingabout_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/embaressed_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/whatchutalkingabout_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/confused_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/sad_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/tounge_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/omg_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/wink_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/omg_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/tounge_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/sad_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/confused_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/whatchutalkingabout_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/confused_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/sad_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/tounge_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/omg_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/wink_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/omg_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/tounge_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/sad_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/confused_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/sad_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/tounge_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/omg_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/wink_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/omg_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/tounge_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/sad_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/tounge_smile.gif">&nbsp;</P><P>呵呵....很实在</P><P>&nbsp;</P>

龙王 发表于 2007-6-29 11:35

原文由 兔老哥888 发表: <br><P><FONT size=5>1.每天早上,打开衣橱想着今天要穿什么好——这很累; <BR>2.每天早上,想着今天可以用什么理由不去公司——这很辛苦; <BR>3.整天坐在椅子上,屁股会变大,腹部会臃肿——这很不美观; <BR>4.常常要说一些自己都无法说服自己的话——这很不道德; <BR>5.面对上司的不合理决策,又得憋着不嘲笑他——这很不健康; <BR>6.整日吸收电脑的辐射,完全看不到绿树、呼吸不到新鲜空气——这很违反自然; <BR>7.上需陪伴高堂,下要爱抚男(女)朋友,上班时间这么久无法陪伴他们——这很违反人性; <BR>8.所谓的成就感到底满足了谁?我越来越无法肯定,整天想着这个问题,想到脑子快爆炸——这很恐怖; <BR>9.每天上班这么长的时间,我惟一有的心情就是苦闷——这很不快乐; <BR>10.放眼望去,这家公司没有一个像样的暧昧对象,不如离去另辟战场——这很实在!</FONT></P><P><FONT size=5>以上仅供参考后果自负。&nbsp; <BR></P></FONT><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/teeth_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/whatchutalkingabout_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/confused_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/whatchutalkingabout_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/embaressed_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/whatchutalkingabout_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/confused_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/whatchutalkingabout_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/embaressed_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/whatchutalkingabout_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/confused_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/sad_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/tounge_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/omg_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/wink_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/omg_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/tounge_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/sad_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/confused_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/whatchutalkingabout_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/confused_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/sad_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/tounge_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/omg_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/wink_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/omg_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/tounge_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/sad_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/confused_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/sad_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/tounge_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/omg_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/wink_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/omg_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/tounge_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/sad_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/tounge_smile.gif"> <FONT face=隶书 size=7>看样我要考虑辞职了。</FONT>

启明 发表于 2007-6-29 11:36

游泳去呀!一切烦恼全忘掉.

胭脂雨 发表于 2007-6-29 11:49

看样子我也要考虑辞职了。<br>

熊掌 发表于 2007-6-29 11:33

原文由 喜欢游泳的鱼 发表: <BR><P><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/teeth_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/whatchutalkingabout_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/confused_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/whatchutalkingabout_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/embaressed_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/whatchutalkingabout_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/confused_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/whatchutalkingabout_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/embaressed_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/whatchutalkingabout_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/confused_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/sad_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/tounge_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/omg_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/wink_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/omg_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/tounge_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/sad_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/confused_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/whatchutalkingabout_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/confused_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/sad_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/tounge_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/omg_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/wink_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/omg_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/tounge_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/sad_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/confused_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/sad_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/tounge_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/omg_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/wink_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/omg_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/tounge_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/sad_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/tounge_smile.gif">&nbsp;</P><P>呵呵....很实在</P><P>&nbsp;</P>

天地一沙鸥 发表于 2007-6-29 11:58

唉!上哪儿找那么合适的地方.

碧海鱼妖 发表于 2007-6-29 11:28

原文由 兔老哥888 发表: <br><P><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/teeth_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/whatchutalkingabout_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/confused_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/whatchutalkingabout_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/embaressed_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/whatchutalkingabout_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/confused_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/whatchutalkingabout_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/embaressed_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/whatchutalkingabout_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/confused_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/sad_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/tounge_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/omg_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/wink_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/omg_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/tounge_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/sad_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/confused_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/whatchutalkingabout_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/confused_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/sad_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/tounge_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/omg_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/wink_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/omg_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/tounge_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/sad_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/confused_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/sad_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/tounge_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/omg_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/wink_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/omg_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/tounge_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/sad_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/tounge_smile.gif"> </P><P>呵呵....很实在</P><P>&nbsp;</P>

风萧萧 发表于 2007-6-29 12:07

这些的问题,很严重!!君子不为五斗米折腰,厉害!谁来养你?

倩儿 发表于 2007-6-29 15:40

原文由 喜欢游泳的鱼 发表: <BR><P><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/teeth_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/whatchutalkingabout_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/confused_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/whatchutalkingabout_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/embaressed_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/whatchutalkingabout_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/confused_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/whatchutalkingabout_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/embaressed_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/whatchutalkingabout_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/confused_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/sad_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/tounge_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/omg_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/wink_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/omg_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/tounge_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/sad_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/confused_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/whatchutalkingabout_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/confused_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/sad_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/tounge_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/omg_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/wink_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/omg_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/tounge_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/sad_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/confused_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/sad_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/tounge_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/omg_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/wink_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/omg_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/tounge_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/sad_smile.gif"><IMG src="http://www.china-ws.org/BBS/Htmleditor/tounge_smile.gif">&nbsp;</P><P>呵呵....很实在</P><P>&nbsp;</P>

陆游 发表于 2007-6-29 17:30

没工作,嘿嘿,找谁辞职?

兔老哥888 发表于 2007-6-30 00:13

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