[转贴]一句话的笑话让你直不起腰
<FONT face=隶书 color=#0000ff><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 15pt 0cm 7.5pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-outline-level: 4" align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 26pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 隶书; mso-hansi-font-family: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-language: TH"><STRONG>一句话的笑话让你直不起腰<SPAN lang=EN-US><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></STRONG></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align=left><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-language: TH; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt"><o:p><FONT size=3> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 31pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5" align=left><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-language: TH">1.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-language: TH">首长：同志们好！士兵：首长好！首长拍一士兵的胸部说：这肌肉练得多好！士兵：报告首长，我是女兵！<SPAN lang=EN-US><BR><BR>2.</SPAN>一农夫请兽医给猪配种，兽医说：看来需要人工配种。农夫犹豫了半天，鼓起勇气说：行是行，就怕它咬我。<SPAN lang=EN-US><BR><BR>3.</SPAN>公共汽车上有人放屁。一妖艳女子口吐唾沫，“呸——呸——呸——”。有男士道：怎么，吃了屁还吐壳？！<SPAN lang=EN-US><BR><BR>4.</SPAN>一天，<SPAN lang=EN-US>0</SPAN>跟<SPAN lang=EN-US>8</SPAN>在街上相遇，<SPAN lang=EN-US>0</SPAN>不屑的看了<SPAN lang=EN-US>8</SPAN>一眼说：胖就胖呗，还系什么裤腰带啊！<SPAN lang=EN-US><BR><BR>5. </SPAN>有位大嫂在公共汽车上看到一位即将下车的男人掉了包烟在踏板上，于是赶紧对那男人说：同志，你烟掉了！男人大怒：你才阉掉了！<SPAN lang=EN-US><BR><BR>6.</SPAN>某村妇首次进城，欲上茅厕，良久未遇，无奈求助警察：同志，前面有个公厕，请问母厕在哪？<SPAN lang=EN-US><BR><BR>7.</SPAN>校园新生：留级复读的学生叫“留学生”，家里有钱的学生叫“高财生”，上课打瞌睡的学生叫“特困生”。<SPAN lang=EN-US><BR><BR>8.</SPAN>一名美国人在白宫前大骂布什是个<SPAN lang=EN-US>**</SPAN>，结果马上遭到逮捕，罪名是——泄露国家机密<SPAN lang=EN-US><BR><BR>9.</SPAN>小偷偷了只鸡，在河边拔毛。警察经过，小偷忙将鸡扔进河，并向警察解释：这只鸡在游泳，我帮它看衣服<SPAN lang=EN-US><BR><BR>10.</SPAN>某男入厕便秘，忽见一人飞奔而入，顷刻风雨交加。“哥们儿，真羡慕你呀，那么快。”“羡慕啥，没脱裤子呢”<SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 31pt; mso-char-indent-count: 1.5"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P></FONT> </P> 肚子都笑疼了,谢谢你给我们专区带了欢乐. 哈哈 太有创新了!哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈......................... 谢谢风帆先生光临指示！ 直不起腰,那不就成了驼背？
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