[转贴]公鸡母鸡苍蝇、鸟和你的趣事
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 22pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; BACKGROUND: #ffccff; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">1.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; BACKGROUND: #ffccff; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">农夫要杀公鸡却逮不着,于是抓起母鸡对公鸡说:再不下来让你当光棍儿!公鸡:你他妈以为我傻呀,我下去她就成寡妇了。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; BACKGROUND: #ffccff; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; BACKGROUND: #ffccff; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">2.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; BACKGROUND: #ffccff; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">清早起来,公鸡把母鸡好顿揍</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; BACKGROUND: #ffccff; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; BACKGROUND: #ffccff; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">别人为其拉开,问母鸡:公鸡为何打你?母鸡说我也不知道便问公鸡,公鸡说:操它亲娘的,它今天早晨起来下了个鸭蛋!</SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 22pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; BACKGROUND: #ffccff; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; BACKGROUND: #ffccff; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">3<SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; BACKGROUND: #ffccff; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; BACKGROUND: #ffccff; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">餐厅苍蝇对厕所苍蝇说:你整天追腥逐臭,我整天吃香喝辣,过来吧!厕所苍蝇:道不同不相为谋,吃在好有啥用,光屁屁美女你见过几个?</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; BACKGROUND: #ffccff; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"> <BR></P></SPAN></SPAN><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 22pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; BACKGROUND: #ffccff; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; BACKGROUND: #ffccff; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">4</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; BACKGROUND: #ffccff; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">猎人打猎,看树上有两只鸟,举枪打下一只,发现是只没毛的,正纳闷,另一只鸟飞下来大骂猎人:他</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; BACKGROUND: #ffccff; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">*</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; BACKGROUND: #ffccff; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">的,老子刚哄她把衣服脱光,你就把她打下来了。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; BACKGROUND: #ffccff; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"> <BR></SPAN>5.<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; BACKGROUND: #ffccff; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">一次军事演习中,一颗炮弹偏离很远,派去查看的士兵发现:炮弹落在农田里,田中正站着你,你衣衫破碎满面漆黑饱含热泪地说:偷颗白菜犯得着用炮弹轰???</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; BACKGROUND: #ffccff; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"> <BR></SPAN><BR style="mso-special-character: line-break"></P></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN> 哈哈...... <BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/200771083649644.gif"><BR><BR> <BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20077109428928.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/200771094228971.jpg"><BR><BR><BR><BR> <BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20077109428928.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/200771094228971.jpg"><BR><BR><BR> <BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/2007710151334380.jpg"><BR><BR> <P align=center><BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/2007710154938528.gif"><BR><BR></P> <H2><FONT color=#008800>你,是谁?查查。</FONT></H2> 原文由 云水林海 发表: <br><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 22pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; BACKGROUND: #ffccff; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">1.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; BACKGROUND: #ffccff; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">农夫要杀公鸡却逮不着,于是抓起母鸡对公鸡说:再不下来让你当光棍儿!公鸡:你他妈以为我傻呀,我下去她就成寡妇了。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; BACKGROUND: #ffccff; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; BACKGROUND: #ffccff; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">2.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; BACKGROUND: #ffccff; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">清早起来,公鸡把母鸡好顿揍</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; BACKGROUND: #ffccff; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; BACKGROUND: #ffccff; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">别人为其拉开,问母鸡:公鸡为何打你?母鸡说我也不知道便问公鸡,公鸡说:操它亲娘的,它今天早晨起来下了个鸭蛋!</SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 22pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; BACKGROUND: #ffccff; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; BACKGROUND: #ffccff; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">3<SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; BACKGROUND: #ffccff; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; BACKGROUND: #ffccff; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">餐厅苍蝇对厕所苍蝇说:你整天追腥逐臭,我整天吃香喝辣,过来吧!厕所苍蝇:道不同不相为谋,吃在好有啥用,光屁屁美女你见过几个?</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; BACKGROUND: #ffccff; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"> <BR></P></SPAN></SPAN><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 22pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; BACKGROUND: #ffccff; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; BACKGROUND: #ffccff; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">4</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; BACKGROUND: #ffccff; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">猎人打猎,看树上有两只鸟,举枪打下一只,发现是只没毛的,正纳闷,另一只鸟飞下来大骂猎人:他</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; BACKGROUND: #ffccff; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">*</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; BACKGROUND: #ffccff; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">的,老子刚哄她把衣服脱光,你就把她打下来了。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; BACKGROUND: #ffccff; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"> <BR></SPAN>5.<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; BACKGROUND: #ffccff; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">一次军事演习中,一颗炮弹偏离很远,派去查看的士兵发现:炮弹落在农田里,田中正站着你,你衣衫破碎满面漆黑饱含热泪地说:偷颗白菜犯得着用炮弹轰???</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; BACKGROUND: #ffccff; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"> <BR></SPAN><BR style="mso-special-character: line-break"></P></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN><FONT color=#f76809 size=5>哈哈!笑死我了,你怎么想的?笑一笑十年少,一笑就什么烦恼也没有了.</FONT> 好好笑! <FONT face=华文新魏 color=#0909f7 size=6>哈哈!挺诙谐幽默,各有所好!</FONT> <SPAN id=yu353145><BR><BR><IMG onmousewheel="return yuzi_img(event,this)" src="/attachments/Upfiles/200771083649644.gif" onload="javascript:if(this.width>body.clientHeight)this.width=body.clientHeight" border=0><BR><BR><BR></SPAN>
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