大海的风帆 发表于 2007-7-14 08:06

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<FONT color=#0000ff><FONT face=宋体><FONT size=7>&nbsp;&nbsp; <br><P style="WORD-BREAK: break-all; mso-line-height-alt: 16.0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 26pt; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 隶书"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp; </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 26pt; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 隶书"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </SPAN></SPAN><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 26pt; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 隶书">笑不笑由你<SPAN lang=EN-US><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></B></P><P style="WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-INDENT: 45pt; mso-line-height-alt: 16.0pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.5"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 隶书; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P><P style="WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-INDENT: 45pt; mso-line-height-alt: 16.0pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.5"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 隶书; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt">广西人讲普通话常将“空”说成“公”，“口”说成“狗”，“风”有说成“疯”，由此闹出许多笑话。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 隶书; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="WORD-BREAK: break-all; mso-line-height-alt: 16.0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 隶书; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp;</SPAN><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp;&nbsp; </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt">在广西，有朋友远道而来，一般吃饭必上田螺。主人夹起一颗田螺一看：“公（空）的！”又夹起一颗道：“公（空）的<SPAN lang=EN-US>!</SPAN>”又夹又弃，嘴里还不断嘀咕：“又是公（空）的！”朋友非常惊讶，心里想：厉害！广西人真厉害，连田螺公母都看得出来。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋_GB2312; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="WORD-BREAK: break-all; mso-line-height-alt: 16.0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: red; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 隶书; mso-fareast-font-family: 隶书">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: blue; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 隶书; mso-fareast-font-family: 隶书">&nbsp;</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 楷体_GB2312; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt">一天晚上，朋友请吃饭。这个广西人有点感冒，发现自己坐在空调风口之下，便说：“我感冒了，不能坐在疯狗（风口）边。”讲完就要换坐，朋友不乐意了，“啥意思，你说我是疯狗！”由此闹出一场误</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; BACKGROUND: white; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 隶书; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt">会</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 隶书; mso-bidi-font-size: 11.0pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 隶书; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt"><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman">&nbsp;</FONT></o:p></SPAN></P></FONT></FONT></FONT>

傲雪寒梅 发表于 2007-7-14 08:28

<FONT size=5>方言带来的尴尬，由此看来，普及普通话很有必要。</FONT>

小李飞刀 发表于 2007-7-14 09:27

<FONT color=#3370cc size=6>个性语言，彰显魅力。</FONT>

情满清江 发表于 2007-7-14 19:42

<P><FONT face=仿宋_GB2312 color=#ff0000 size=5>公（空）的！”又夹起一颗道：“公（空）的<SPAN lang=EN-US>!</SPAN>”又夹又弃，嘴里还不断嘀咕：“又是公（空）的！”</FONT></P><P><FONT face=仿宋_GB2312 color=#ff0000 size=5></FONT>&nbsp;</P><P><FONT face=仿宋_GB2312 color=#2222dd size=5>哈哈，有意思！</FONT></P>

刘娃娃 发表于 2007-7-14 19:01

是啊！普通话重要，方言也是文化！民族的也是世界的，缺一不可！！<br>

清江之子 发表于 2007-7-14 20:54

这就是文化,各地各民族的精华所在!

永健 发表于 2007-7-26 14:16

哈哈哈哈!搞笑

熊掌 发表于 2007-7-31 16:33

原文由 傲雪寒梅 发表: <FONT size=5>方言带来的尴尬，由此看来，普及普通话很有必要。</FONT>
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