[转贴]猪肉涨价后人们的十条经典语录
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 54pt; mso-char-indent-count: 3.0"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">猪肉涨价后人们的十条经典语录</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"> <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 60pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-char-indent-count: 5.0"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">作者</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%">: </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">珍珠与橄榄石</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">于</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"> 2007-07-31 10:10:32.0 </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">发表 </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman"> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">猪肉一个百姓再熟悉不过的肉类，可如今猪肉涨价后，我们感觉猪肉带给我们很多的疑问，这里我要说的不是原因，我要说的是身旁人对猪肉的经典语录</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%">1</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">，街上卖报纸的三姑说：要是我的报纸能像猪一样贵，我以后就把剩下的报纸留给孙子，告诉他，你奶奶也有钱过！</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%">2</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">，临楼的薛姨妈说：猪肉太贵了，孙子就爱吃肉，可我也不能变成猪给他吃啊！</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%">3</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">，幼儿员的老师告诉刘叔的孩子，猪都长翅膀飞走了，想吃红烧排骨，明年猪飞回来，幼儿园就有红烧排骨吃了！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%">4</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">，健身房李老板来退会员卡说，老婆大人说了，猪都涨价了，你身上的肉也没见少，锻炼个屁，退卡！</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%">5</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">，市场卖猪肉的胡屠户对来给磨刀的徐老头说：磨个屁，老子以后不卖猪了，老子改行卖西瓜，你以后滚远点！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%">6</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">，市场卖菜的张阿姨对顾客说：多买点蘑菇吧，这东西吃起来不比猪肉差！</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%">7</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">，出租车王师父对老婆说：还买肉吃，老子挣的钱你以为是捡来的，把切肉的刀在锅里涮涮，真是不会过日子的老娘们！</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%">8</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">，楼下麻将社的杜六哥手里拿着二条说：看我这张没？没肉的两根猪骨头有人要没？牌刚打出去，就听对家的周老板说：正好，糊了，骨头现在也抢手啊！哈哈！</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%">9</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">，拉脚的赵师父对坐车的一个胖子说：快！怎么快，我都好多天没吃顿肉了，哪有力气快，凑合吧，要不做出租车！</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%">10</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">，医院的内科刘大夫对黄医生说：猪肉再涨价，来看血脂高的就没人了，这以后又要少份奖金！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P> <BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20078284259727.jpg"><BR><BR> <BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20078284329585.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20078284338312.gif"><BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20078284414566.gif"><BR><BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20078284348587.gif"><BR><BR> 哈哈. 原文由 合肥冬泳 发表: 哈哈. 哈哈 <P>原文由 翻江鼠 发表: <BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20078284329585.gif"><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20078284338312.gif"><BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20078284414566.gif"><BR><BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20078284348587.gif"><BR><BR></P><P> </P> 经典 <IMG onmousewheel="return yuzi_img(event,this)" src="/attachments/Upfiles/20078284338312.gif" onload="javascript:if(this.width>body.clientHeight)this.width=body.clientHeight" border=0><FONT color=#3300ff size=6><STRONG>今天有猪肉吃了！</STRONG></FONT> <BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/200782152833112.jpg"><BR><BR>原文由 合肥冬泳 发表: 哈哈. <STRONG><FONT color=#3300ff size=6>今天有猪肉吃了<BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20078223154338.jpg"><BR><BR></FONT></STRONG> 原文由 麦克雷 发表: <STRONG><FONT color=#3300ff size=6>今天有猪肉吃了<BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20078223154338.jpg"><BR><BR></FONT></STRONG>他们在吃奶吗？ <STRONG>引用</STRONG>： <br><HR SIZE=1><br>原文由 <B>麦克雷</B> 发表: <STRONG><FONT color=#3300ff size=6>今天有猪肉吃了<BR><IMG onmousewheel="return yuzi_img(event,this)" src="/attachments/Upfiles/20078223154338.jpg" onload="javascript:if(this.width>body.clientHeight)this.width=body.clientHeight" border=0></FONT></STRONG> <FONT face=隶书 color=#c709f7 size=6>猪肉涨价前,茶水里都可见油洙洙;猪肉涨价后,鸭子汤里都见不着油洙洙!</FONT><br><br>［此帖子已被 胡寒梅 在 2007-8-4 16:20:01 编辑过］
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