麦克雷 发表于 2007-11-6 21:13

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麦克雷 发表于 2007-11-6 21:46

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鹰戈 发表于 2007-11-6 21:47

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麦克雷 发表于 2007-11-7 12:42

<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">传说笑死很多人的笑话</SPAN></B><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></B></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US>60</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">多年前,一个朋友给我讲了一个笑话,把我笑翻了,后来由于肚子太疼进了医院。医生给我做手术前,问我</SPAN> <SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">为什么笑成这样,我就讲给</SPAN> <SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">他听。他听后狂笑不止,最后竟然笑死了。</SPAN> <SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">  我被送上了法庭。法官让我把那个笑话讲出来,由陪审团判定是否与过失杀人的事实要件符合,我要求签订免责合同。法官宣布休庭,一天后重新开庭,宣布接纳我的意见。于是,我当庭把那个笑话讲了出来,结果有人笑得敲桌子,有人笑得在地上打滚。后来,当天所有听到这个笑话的人都笑死了。</SPAN> <SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 我瞬间成了名人,各路记者纷纷要求采访我,我知道这笑话讲出去可能构成公共侵害,于是对着镜头,我含糊地说了一番话,大意就是:“理由永远是谎言,信仰永远是自慰。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">节目播出后,引起巨大反响。可没想到,有一天,几个神秘便衣闯进我的卧室,把我连拖带拽拉到一个黑屋子里。过了好久,一束强光照到我脸上。我勉强睁开眼睛,惊呆了,坐在我面前的人是目前惟一与我一样家喻户晓的人——总统。</SPAN> <SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 总统大致交待了抓我的目的,很简单:把这个笑话录下来,然后送到中东敌对国家的独裁者那儿,笑死他。我只好答应他的要求,同时提出此笑话属于大规模杀伤性武器,不可针对平民。总统答应了。</SPAN> <SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman""> 两星期后,总统宣布已经掌握了那个笑话的关键技术,并且在沙漠地区试用成功。这在国际间引起轩然大波,很多国家惊慌失措,国际军事学家将此命名为“笑威慑”。就在此时,东方一个国家突然宣布也掌握了该笑话,原来给我讲笑话的那哥们投靠了该国。于是,我们之间形成了“笑威慑平衡”。</SPAN> <SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; 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amang 发表于 2007-11-8 01:45

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amang 发表于 2007-11-8 01:46

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麦克雷 发表于 2007-11-8 14:07

原文由 安安6652 发表: 原文由 鹰戈 发表: <BR><P>&nbsp;</P><P><FONT face=幼圆 color=#ff0033 size=6>集搞笑、幽默之大成!麦克雷厉害!</FONT></P><P><FONT face=幼圆 color=#ff0033 size=6>期待更多的PP!!<BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/200711814638601.jpg"><BR><BR></FONT></P>

麦克雷 发表于 2007-11-8 14:08

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麦克雷 发表于 2007-11-8 16:54

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晓月清风 发表于 2007-11-8 20:44

原文由 麦克雷 发表: <br><P align=center><FONT color=#0909f7 size=6><STRONG>野外乱搞被偷拍</STRONG></FONT><BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/2007116214524164.jpg"><BR><BR></P>

胡寒梅 发表于 2007-11-8 20:51

原文由 麦克雷 发表: 原文由 安安6652 发表: 原文由 鹰戈 发表: <BR><P>&nbsp;</P><P><FONT face=幼圆 color=#ff0033 size=6>集搞笑、幽默之大成!麦克雷厉害!</FONT></P><P><FONT face=幼圆 color=#ff0033 size=6>期待更多的PP!!<BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/200711814638601.jpg"><BR><BR></FONT></P>

麦克雷 发表于 2007-11-8 22:36

原文由 胡寒梅 发表: 原文由 麦克雷 发表: 原文由 安安6652 发表: 原文由 鹰戈 发表: <BR><P>&nbsp;</P><P><FONT face=幼圆 color=#ff0033 size=6>集搞笑、幽默之大成!麦克雷厉害!</FONT></P><P><FONT face=幼圆 color=#ff0033 size=6>期待更多的PP!!<BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/200711814638601.jpg"><BR><BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/2007118223544564.jpg"><BR><BR><BR></FONT></P>

麦克雷 发表于 2007-11-8 22:36

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麦克雷 发表于 2007-11-8 22:37

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晓月清风 发表于 2007-11-9 07:46

原文由 安安6652 发表: 原文由 麦克雷 发表: 原文由 安安6652 发表: 原文由 麦克雷 发表: <BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/2007111145759766.jpg"><BR><BR>雷警官:如何处理?? <FONT color=#1111ee size=6><STRONG>严办!!!<BR><BR>支持严惩!!</STRONG></FONT>

麦克雷 发表于 2007-11-9 10:03

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麦克雷 发表于 2007-11-9 10:04

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amang 发表于 2007-11-9 10:05

<P><BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/200711910437888.jpg"></P><P><FONT face=隶书 color=#ff0000 size=6>好大的改刀!!!<BR></FONT></P>

麦克雷 发表于 2007-11-9 13:28

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聊天儿 发表于 2007-11-9 17:13

<BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/2007119171237169.gif"><BR><BR>看这个帖子,真让人开心,没办法不笑。。。哈哈哈。。谢谢麦克雷,周末愉快!
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