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翻江鼠 发表于 2007-9-10 15:35

[转贴]冰上钓鱼

<P style="WORD-BREAK: break-all"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: red; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>冰上钓鱼</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"><BR></SPAN><FONT face=宋体><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #333333; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">一个酒鬼喝醉了，突发奇想要去冰上钓鱼。很快，他找到一块很大的冰，坐下来，开始凿洞。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto" align=left><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">        </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">突然，一个声音说：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">你在下面不会找到鱼的。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">”<o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto" align=left><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">        </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">酒鬼四下看了看，没有人。继续开凿。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto" align=left><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">        </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">那个声音又响了：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">我已经告诉你了，那下面没有鱼。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">”<o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto" align=left><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">        </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">酒鬼上上下下张望，还是看不到人。他又埋头苦干了。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto" align=left><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">        </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">声音第三次响起：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">我已经警告过你三次了，那里没有鱼。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">”<o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto" align=left><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">        </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">酒鬼火了：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">你怎么知道没有鱼？你是上帝吗？跑来警告我。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">”<o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto" align=left><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">        “</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">不，</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">那个声音回答，</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">我是这家溜冰场的经理。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">”<o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>

大海的女儿 发表于 2007-9-10 16:16

<FONT color=#cc00ff size=5><STRONG>醉鬼有时候也很可爱!</STRONG></FONT>

海鹰发表于 2007-9-10 16:00

<FONT color=#0909f7 size=6>麻木了，分不清东南西北。</FONT>

冷雪无名 发表于 2007-9-11 09:19

<P><FONT color=#e61a6b size=5>这经理真有好耐性!!</FONT></P>

康儿发表于 2007-9-11 09:35

<FONT size=7>经典!!!</FONT>

远望一号 发表于 2007-9-10 20:54

<P><FONT color=#0909f7 size=6></FONT> </P><P><FONT color=#0909f7 size=6></FONT> </P><P><FONT color=#0909f7 size=6><FONT color=#000000>                              </FONT>麻木了，分不清东南西北。</FONT></P><P align=center><STRONG><FONT color=#ff0066 size=7>晕</FONT></STRONG></P>

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