翻江鼠 发表于 2007-9-11 09:53

[转贴]床上功夫也比你好

<BR><BR><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: red; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">床上功夫也比你好</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: red; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P style="WORD-BREAK: break-all"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #333333; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>一对年轻夫妇家中很有钱，雇了女佣、司机、园丁等。</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #333333; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>　　女主人怀疑丈夫和年轻美貌的女佣有染，于是总是想找机会把她炒掉。</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #333333; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>　　有一天先生不在，她把女佣叫过来，借口她菜烧得不好，叫她走</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">…… <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #333333; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>　　</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #333333; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>可是</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">……”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #333333; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>女佣说，</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #333333; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>先生总是说－－我烧的菜比你好。</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">” <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #333333; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>　　女主人哑口无言，只好说没事，你下去吧！</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #333333; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>　　女佣走到门口时，回头冒了一句：</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #333333; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>而且我的床上功夫也比你好！</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">” <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #333333; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>　　女主人愤怒地拍桌子说道：</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #333333; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>这也是先生说的吗？</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">” <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #333333; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>　　</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #333333; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>不是，</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #333333; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>女佣回答：</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #333333; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>是司机、园丁他们说的。</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">” <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><BR>

海鹰 发表于 2007-9-11 10:08

<FONT color=#2222dd size=6>公共汽车一元起价,二元封顶.</FONT>

龙腾 发表于 2007-9-11 11:13

有想法

晓月清风 发表于 2007-9-11 15:40

女主人愤怒地拍桌子说道：“这也是先生说的吗？”

翻江鼠 发表于 2007-9-11 09:53

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