翻江鼠 发表于 2007-9-11 09:57

[转贴]冰上钓鱼

<P style="WORD-BREAK: break-all"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: red; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma"><FONT face=宋体>冰上钓鱼</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"><BR></SPAN><FONT face=宋体><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #333333; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma">一个酒鬼喝醉了，突发奇想要去冰上钓鱼。很快，他找到一块很大的冰，坐下来，开始凿洞。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto" align=left><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">突然，一个声音说：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">你在下面不会找到鱼的。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">”<o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto" align=left><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">酒鬼四下看了看，没有人。继续开凿。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto" align=left><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">那个声音又响了：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">我已经告诉你了，那下面没有鱼。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">”<o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto" align=left><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">酒鬼上上下下张望，还是看不到人。他又埋头苦干了。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto" align=left><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">声音第三次响起：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">我已经警告过你三次了，那里没有鱼。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">”<o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto" align=left><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">酒鬼火了：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">你怎么知道没有鱼？你是上帝吗？跑来警告我。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">”<o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto" align=left><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; “</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">不，</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">那个声音回答，</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">我是这家溜冰场的经理。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">”<o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>

龙腾 发表于 2007-9-11 11:15

我是这家溜冰场的经理

娃娃鱼 发表于 2007-9-11 19:50

哈哈哈哈哈！笑死了！喝醉酒真的是洋相百出啊。

聊天儿 发表于 2007-9-11 19:48

哈哈哈，喝高了。。。

傲雪寒梅 发表于 2007-9-12 09:23

原文由 翻江鼠 发表: <FONT size=6>真是喝高了</FONT>

翻江鼠 发表于 2007-9-11 17:01

<FONT size=6>真是喝高了</FONT>

翻江鼠 发表于 2007-9-12 09:22

<FONT size=6>要赔偿溜冰场损失</FONT>
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