[转贴][极品笑话]_某女士给老公的借款批复!
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">极品笑话</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">]</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">某女士给老公的借款批复</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #333333; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 10.5pt">!</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">亲爱的老婆大人：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">您好！俗话说无巧不成书，近日，好几项开支都赶在一块了。简要给您汇报一下：单位</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">小芮（女）结婚随了二百；小李生孩子随了一百；老王岳母去世随了一百；老家的同学来找</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">我办事，在外面吃饭花了三百；祝贺朋友老刘服装店开业随了一百；交儿子</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">剑桥少儿英语</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">培训班</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">学费四百元。有点入不敷出，财政出现赤字。所以申请暂借三百元，度过本月最后</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">几天。借款期限半个月，利息为巧克力一盒。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">望予审核、批复为盼，急盼中，谢谢</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">…… <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">关于请求借款的批复：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">亲爱的</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">劳工</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">你好：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">《申请》收悉，经调查，情况基本属实，没有在外面</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">寻花问柳</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">的嫌疑。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">但有两点你要注意：一是小芮结婚，别人都是随的一百，而你随的二百！一个科室的也</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">不行，你要随大流，不然人家会说你们</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">关系不一般</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">，我会戴</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; 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FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">以后要注意，要事先跟我商量。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">给你提三点要求：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">第一，你说话越来越粗俗，以后要注意语言修养。比如放屁，你就知道</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">响屁不臭，臭</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">屁不响</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">，就不能婉转一点；比如</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">长的</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">你就不能说</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">笛声真悠扬</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">短的</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; 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mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">恭喜你，我们在你肚子里发现了一块</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">小钻石，足有</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">40</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">克拉重呢，看来你浑身是宝啊</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">……”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">，你瞧人家，多会说话，学着点。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">第二，以后别老婆老婆的叫我，你就不会叫我一声</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">“Dear”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">，或者</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">宝贝</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">之类的？或</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">者干脆叫我</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">妈</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">也行，你太不会照顾自己，让</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">********</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">了。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">第三，以后在大街上看到美女，不要拖不动腿。你知道咱们的车是怎么撞的吗，还不是</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">我看那位帅哥看得直了眼，结果才导致咱的车和电线杆</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">亲了嘴</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">吗，你要吸取经验教训！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">另外你申请的借款我已放在你上衣口袋里了，是六百，六六大顺，图个吉利，以后花钱</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">悠着点。再往后</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">10</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">元以下的款项不用写申请、打报告，你自己看着办就是了，别再拿这些小</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">事来烦我了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Arial">…… <BR><BR>-- <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial">穿别人的鞋，走自己的路，让他们找去吧！</SPAN></P> <P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial"><STRONG><FONT color=#ee11ee size=6>穿别人的鞋，走自己的路，让他们找去吧！</FONT></STRONG></SPAN></P><P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial"><STRONG><FONT color=#ee11ee size=6>好老婆.</FONT></STRONG></SPAN></P> 哈哈，有意思。 <BR><P align=center><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/200791562213355.jpg"></P><BR><BR> 原文由 江湖散人 发表: <br><P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial"><STRONG><FONT color=#ee11ee size=6>穿别人的鞋，走自己的路，让他们找去吧！</FONT></STRONG></SPAN></P><P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial"><STRONG><FONT color=#ee11ee size=6></FONT></STRONG></SPAN> </P><FONT size=5><FONT color=#3300ff>哈哈!</FONT><FONT color=#0000ff>他老婆可真逗啊!!</FONT></FONT> <P><FONT size=5><FONT color=#3300ff>老公</FONT>:<FONT color=#ff0066>我能亲你一下吗?</FONT></FONT></P><P><FONT color=#ff0066 size=5><FONT color=#0000ff>老婆</FONT>:先打报告,审批后方可!</FONT></P> 原文由 快乐泳者 发表: <BR><P align=center><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/200791562213355.jpg"></P><BR><BR> 原文由 快乐泳者 发表: <BR><P align=center><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/200791562213355.jpg"></P><BR><BR> 原文由 白湖桥 发表: <br><P><FONT size=5><FONT color=#3300ff>老公</FONT>:<FONT color=#ff0066>我能亲你一下吗?</FONT></FONT></P><P><FONT color=#ff0066 size=5><FONT color=#0000ff>老婆</FONT>:先打报告,审批后方可!</FONT></P><P></P><P><FONT size=5><FONT color=#0909f7>老公：</FONT><FONT color=#f70968>让谁审批啊？</FONT></FONT></P> 哈哈！恩准。 <FONT color=#0909f7 size=5>咱们的浪里金身长老也出笑话了，哈哈，笑一笑十年少！。</FONT> <FONT color=#0909f7 size=6><STRONG>男人怕老婆是为了让老婆爱得更深！</STRONG></FONT> <SPAN id=yu469265><BR><FONT color=#1111ee size=5><STRONG><SPAN lang=EN-US>“</SPAN>怕老婆<SPAN lang=EN-US>”</SPAN>是一门艺术、一种智慧、一种至高无上的男人境界。</STRONG></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US><STRONG><FONT color=#1111ee><FONT size=5> </FONT><BR><FONT size=5><SPAN lang=EN-US>“</SPAN>怕老婆<SPAN lang=EN-US>”的男人往往会被老婆爱得更深！</SPAN></FONT></FONT></STRONG></SPAN><BR></SPAN> 原文由 大海的女儿 发表: <FONT color=#0909f7 size=5>咱们的浪里金身长老也出笑话了，哈哈，笑一笑十年少！。</FONT> <BR><P align=center><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/200791562213355.jpg"></P><BR><BR> 原文由 大海的女儿 发表: <FONT color=#0909f7 size=5>咱们的浪里金身长老也出笑话了，哈哈，笑一笑十年少！。</FONT> 怕老婆有饭吃喔~！ 呵呵,我能想到主席那张灿烂的笑脸,不过主席怎么把自己的这点私事登顶冬泳网了呵呵 原文由 江湖散人 发表: <br><P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial"><STRONG><FONT color=#ee11ee size=6>穿别人的鞋，走自己的路，让他们找去吧！</FONT></STRONG></SPAN></P><P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial"><STRONG><FONT color=#ee11ee size=6>好老婆.</FONT></STRONG></SPAN></P>
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