[转贴]网络流行情色笑话二
<P class=MsoNormal style="BACKGROUND: #f7d3ae; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 22.5pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-outline-level: 4" align=center><B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">网络流行情色笑话二</SPAN></B><B><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></B></P><P class=MsoNormal style="BACKGROUND: white; MARGIN: 6pt 20.4pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16.5pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align=left><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">1</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">．一农民嫖妓，</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">JI</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">说：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">草地一次十块钱，椅子一次二十块，床上一次五十块。农民抛出五十元，</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">JI</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">笑道：先生好有情调哟！农民说：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">情调个</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">X</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">，五十块，草地上五次。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"><BR>2. </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">一女在厕所小便，一醉鬼酒后误入，听到哗哗尿声，忙说：别到了，我真不喝了！女吓坏了，不敢再尿，憋不住放了个屁，酒鬼说：我靠！谁</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">TMD</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">怎么又开了一瓶！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"><BR>3. </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">下午一人在办公室办公</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">前面有一同事中午吃多</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">狂放屁</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">声音很大</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">此人实在忍不住</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">大骂</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">:"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">你</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">TM</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">就不能忍住</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">,*."</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">终于有了片刻的宁静</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">此人正感神清气爽之时</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">忽见前面那嗣狂抖不止</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">问</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">:"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">你丫咋了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">."<BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">此人答</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">:"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">怕吵你</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">我调成震动了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">....."<BR>4. </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">唐僧西行遇一女妖，观其乳丰臀肥，故欲行房事，女妖见状惊呼：长老！小女月经在身恐有行房不便！唐僧听罢双手合一道：阿弥陀佛，贫僧正为取经而来！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"><BR>5.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">一对夫妻来到一口许愿井旁</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">丈夫弯腰，许个愿还往井里仍个硬币</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">妻子也想许愿但她弯腰时不小心翻入井里</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">丈夫惊呆了，然后又笑着对自己说真</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">TMD</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">的灵啊！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"><BR>6. </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">丈夫回家看到妻子与医生躺在床上</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">医生</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">:</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">别误会</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">我在给她量体温</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">丈夫</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">:</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">若你插入我老婆身体的那东西没有刻度的话</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">你就死定了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">.!<BR>7. </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">一女子因胸小</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">不答应男友求婚</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">男问</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">:</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">有馒头大吗</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">?</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">女说</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">:</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">有</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">新婚之夜男子冲出房门对天大吼</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">:</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">天哪</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">!</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">旺仔小馒头也叫馒头</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">!!!<BR>8. </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">说一老一少吸血鬼聊天</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">少的说</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">:"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">唉</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">最近生活不景气</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">好久都没喝上血了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">."</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">老的说</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">:"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">我又何尝不是啊</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">我最近也只能到女厕所捡点茶包泡点开水来喝喝了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">"<BR>9. </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">两个侏儒在各自房间做爱，其中一个很快完事，只听另一个房间，</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">1</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">，</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">2</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">，</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">3</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">，嘿</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">…………1</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">，</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">2</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">，</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">3</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">，嘿，早上起来他问那个侏儒：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">行个，哥们，干也一夜啊？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">另一个回答：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">我靠，</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">TMD</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">我蹦一宿也没蹦上床</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">”<BR>10. </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">两海龟作爱后，相约来年再相聚，第二年公龟来到见母龟已在等待，但母龟却大骂：你</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">TMD</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">爽完了也不把我翻过来，都一年了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">.<BR>11. </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">避孕套对卫生巾说：老妹，你可别上班，你一上班，我的七天没生意！卫生巾对避孕套：大哥，你知足吧，你</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">TM</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">要漏了，我就十个月没活儿了！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"><BR>12. </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">夜，妻坐床头，手脚乱动，突然抓住夫小</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">jj</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">，一阵猛揉，遂坚硬如棒，夫便欲脱妻衣，妻问：干吗？夫问：你干吗？妻答：明天考驾照，练练挂档。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"><BR>13. </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">孙悟空取经，与白骨经勾搭成</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">*</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">，碍于唐僧没有得逞，于是路上悟空趁着化缘之际，夜里来到白骨经洞府，由于没有点灯，在夜里两个翻云覆雨，完毕后，孙悟空感慨：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“tmd</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">，妖精就是妖精，处女膜都这么硬</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">。白骨经骂道</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">就你猴急，我内裤还没脱呢</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">！！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"><BR><BR>14. </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">革命日记：</SPAN><?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" /><st1:chsdate w:st="on" IsROCDate="False" IsLunarDate="False" Day="28" Month="9" Year="1949"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">1949</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">年</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">9</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">月</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">28</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">日</SPAN></st1:chsdate><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">，我被捕了，他们拷打我，没招！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"><BR>29</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">日，他们用钱诱惑我，没招！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"><BR>30</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">号，他们派来了女特务</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">.....</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">我招了！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">第二天，我还想招时，</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">TMD</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">解放了！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"><BR>15. </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">小丸子逢有新玩具都要向小新炫耀，小新气的没办法，脱掉裤子说：这个你永远没有。第二天，小丸子也脱掉裤子说：我妈说了，只要我有这个，那玩意要多少有多少！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"><BR>16. </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">刘备与关张三人被困荒岛，数日后，张飞欲割小弟充饥。关羽道：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">SB</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">，揉揉再割，肉多！这时，见刘备在</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">SY</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">，关羽问：大哥，你干啥呢？刘备：整点酱，沾着吃！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"><BR>17.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">一个小女孩到西饼店买早点。她对老板说：老板！买个巧克力娃娃。老板：你要男娃还是女娃？女孩：当然是要男娃娃喽！因为能</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">Y</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">的地方多了一点。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> <BR>18. </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">有一天，一个黑猩猩不小心踩到了长臂猿拉的大便，母猿细心的帮黑猩猩擦掉大便后他们过了一夜情，事后有人问他们是怎么认识的，黑猩猩感慨的说：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">猿粪（缘分），都是猿粪啊！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"><BR>19. </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">有一天，一个贵妇到高尔夫球场上打球，被蚊子叮了，因为奇痒难忍，便跑去看医生。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">医生问贵妇：「你在那里被叮了！」</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">贵妇：「大概在第一洞跟第二洞之间！」</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">医生若有所悟的说：「嗯，我想你的双腿一定站得很开吧！」</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"><BR>20. </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">出租车司机经常被警察罚款，他特别恨警察，一天媳妇安慰他说：老公，咱生个孩子就叫警察吧，你要生气，回来你就打警察，如果你还不解气，你就</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">*</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">警察他妈。<BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/2007923201446316.jpg"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P> 天哪!旺仔小馒头也叫馒头!!!
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