[推荐]一个日本人挨打的笑话
<P class=MsoNormal style="BACKGROUND: #f7d3ae; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 22.5pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-outline-level: 4" align=center><B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">一个日本人挨打的笑话</SPAN></B><B><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></B></P><P class=MsoNormal style="BACKGROUND: white; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 42pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16.5pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-char-indent-count: 3.0" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">一个美国人、一个日本人和一个中国人在丛林探险，结果全被吃人部落抓去了。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> <BR><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">部落酋长说：我今天心情好，不吃你们，但你们都得挨</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">100</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">扳子。在挨扳子前，你们可以实现一个愿望。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> <BR><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">先挨扳子的是美国人，他要求给他屁股垫</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">10</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">个座垫。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">垫罢，扳子雨点般落下，开始那</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">70</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">板还凑合，</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">70</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">板之后，座垫被打烂，然后板板见血</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">.....</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">打完，美国佬捂着血肉模糊的屁股走了。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> <BR><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">日本人见状，要求垫上</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">10</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">个床垫。等</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">100</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">板打完，日本人起身拍拍屁股，然后得意洋洋地对自己的模仿和再创造能力吹嘘一番。并坐在一边想看中国人的好戏。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> <BR><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">轮到中国人了，中国人慢慢地趴下，悠哉游哉地说：来，把</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">**</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">小日本给我垫上</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> <BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">是中国人就顶下。。。。。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> <BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/200792810370568.jpg"><BR><BR></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P> <FONT face=宋体 size=5>还是中国人聪明</FONT> <BR><P align=center><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/200792811911102.gif"></P><BR><BR> <FONT size=6> <EM><FONT color=#d52b2b>一个日本人是头猪啊！</FONT></EM></FONT> 老掉牙的故事，楼主怀旧吗？不过读起来还是好笑哈！ 原文由 安安6652 发表: <br><P>原文由 翻江鼠 发表: <FONT face=宋体 size=5>还是中国人聪明</FONT> </P><P><FONT color=#3f5b2d size=5><STRONG>如果不允许垫日本人怎么办？？</STRONG></FONT></P><FONT color=#e61a94 size=5><STRONG>那就，哼哼...垫她蛮<BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/2007928144949283.jpg"><BR><BR></STRONG></FONT> 原文由 安安6652 发表: <br><P>原文由 翻江鼠 发表: <FONT face=宋体 size=5>还是中国人聪明</FONT> </P><P><FONT color=#3f5b2d size=5><STRONG>如果不允许垫日本人怎么办？？</STRONG></FONT></P> 原文由 麦克雷 发表: 原文由 安安6652 发表: <BR><P>原文由 翻江鼠 发表: <FONT face=宋体 size=5>还是中国人聪明</FONT> </P><P><FONT color=#3f5b2d size=5><STRONG>如果不允许垫日本人怎么办？？</STRONG></FONT></P><FONT color=#e61a94 size=5><STRONG>那就，哼哼...垫她蛮<BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/2007928144949283.jpg"><BR>麦克，我和你结仇了！哈哈哈！下次见面，看我怎么培训你！<BR></STRONG></FONT> <FONT face=宋体 size=5>把</FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">**</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">小日本给我垫上</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"> 狠狠的打！！</SPAN> <FONT face=隶书 color=#cc3352 size=6>如果不垫日本人的话,经过全世界人民公决...垫他...麦克雷!皮厚,肉结实!</FONT><br><br>［此帖子已被 胡寒梅 在 2007-9-28 20:34:17 编辑过］ <FONT face=隶书 color=#d52b6f size=6>不垫日本人垫谁呢?经过全世界人民公决...垫他...麦克雷...皮厚,肉结实!</FONT><br><br>［此帖子已被 胡寒梅 在 2007-9-28 20:35:28 编辑过］ <P>原文由 胡寒梅 发表: <FONT face=隶书 color=#d52b6f size=6>不垫日本人垫谁呢?经过全世界人民公决...垫他...麦克雷...皮厚,肉结实!</FONT><BR><BR><FONT color=#3300ff size=6><STRONG>那只能胡寒梅打啊!</STRONG></FONT> <BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/2007928205429464.jpg"><BR><BR></P>
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