麦克雷 发表于 2007-10-3 22:53

[讨论]中国的博士是这么出来的(严重无语)

<P class=MsoNormal style="BACKGROUND: #f7d3ae; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 22.5pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-outline-level: 4" align=center><B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">中<?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" /><st1:PersonName w:st="on" ProductID="国的">国的</st1:PersonName>博士是这么出来的</SPAN></B><B><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">(</SPAN></B><B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Arial; mso-hansi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">严重无语</SPAN></B><B><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 22pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">)<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></B></P><P class=MsoNormal style="BACKGROUND: white; MARGIN: 6pt 20.4pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16.5pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align=left><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">前天(星期天),一大家人相聚。其间听我的外甥女说:她要上博士。现在正和她们的经济学院院长套近乎呐,这位院长原是她的系主任,一位中年女大学教授。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="BACKGROUND: white; MARGIN: 6pt 20.4pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16.5pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">我的外甥女是这所大学硕士毕业留校任教的教师。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="BACKGROUND: white; MARGIN: 6pt 20.4pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16.5pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align=left><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">我外甥女说:她给这院长多次买的珠宝礼品,经常约请院长去吃名菜,前一阵刚放假就邀请院长去游</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">九寨沟</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">等名胜地,旅游回来院长又点名去按摩放松放松(并且接受了四千元的贵宾按摩卡),等等。我听到这儿,大感惊诧:大学里的女院长竟然往那地方(指按摩房)跑,太出圈儿了。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="BACKGROUND: white; MARGIN: 6pt 20.4pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16.5pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align=left><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">我惊诧之语一出,立即遭一家人的嘲笑攻击。他们(她们)说:大学里早就那个样儿了,你还以为都是</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">孔乙己</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">啦。大学老师们有稳定的收入,衣食无忧,思想和接受的都很超前,比一般人更</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">现代</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">--- ---</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="BACKGROUND: white; MARGIN: 6pt 20.4pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16.5pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align=left><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">各位看官:本来我的外甥女两年研究生,我就瞧她不起,她这两年,我可清清楚楚,什么也没</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">研究</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">就成硕士啦。再这么三年又博士啦!?</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="BACKGROUND: white; MARGIN: 6pt 20.4pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16.5pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align=left><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp;</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">另据他们(她们)说:现在考博,除非你考第一,他们不录取你不行,剩下的,考过了,不提前给博导花个五、六万甭想让他带你。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="BACKGROUND: white; MARGIN: 6pt 20.4pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16.5pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">唉哟哟,我不知是恨我的外甥女现在把老师带坏了呐,还是担心将来老师把我的外甥女带坏了。我可绝不承认自己是</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">老脑筋</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="BACKGROUND: white; MARGIN: 6pt 20.4pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 16.5pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-font-kerning: 0pt">谁来救救孩子!!!<BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/2007103225333523.gif"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p>&nbsp;</o:p></SPAN></P>

启明 发表于 2007-10-4 04:17

<FONT color=#0938f7 size=5><STRONG>很严重的社会问题</STRONG></FONT>

威海冬泳挠挠 发表于 2007-10-4 05:26

谁知道呢,现在什么样的新鲜事都不新鲜了

山东龙 发表于 2007-10-4 06:31

这种现象肯定是存在的,现在中科院和221学校招收,一般是查祖宗三代了。你想想,党政干部大部分都是博士了!~~~~<br>学历和文凭腐败是国家的悲哀,也是最后的底线了!~~~~~~~可又是谁搞的呢??老百姓是没有这个条件的!~~~

大度英雄 发表于 2007-10-4 10:16

腐败无处不在。

天地一沙鸥 发表于 2007-10-4 11:39

学术腐败,危害更深.

麦克雷 发表于 2007-10-4 21:19

原文由 山东龙 发表: 这种现象肯定是存在的,现在中科院和221学校招收,一般是查祖宗三代了。你想想,党政干部大部分都是博士了!~~~~<BR>学历和文凭腐败是国家的悲哀,也是最后的底线了!~~~~~~~可又是谁搞的呢??老百姓是没有这个条件的!~~~ <STRONG><FONT color=#0000ff size=5><U>学术腐败,危害更深</U></FONT></STRONG>.
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