[转贴]网恋赔偿清单
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">网恋赔偿清单</SPAN></B><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></B></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman"> 识你很久了，仿佛从我的前世。我们曾那么近——你在屏里面，我在屏外面。只是最近老占线。我痴痴地等，幽幽地怨，默默地咀嚼，深深地依恋。既然相爱的痕迹已浸血，不如我们清算。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p><FONT size=3> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman"> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>1 </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">、以网络时间计算，我们共同度过</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>86700 </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">分钟，距离说“嫁给我吧！”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>86400 </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">分钟，折合电信的计价单位</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>1440</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">小时，为此支付费用</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>8640</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">元。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p><FONT size=3> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman"> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>2 </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">、你说，我的激情可以摧毁地狱，我的柔情为你建造天堂。一张天堂的入场券，值多少？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p><FONT size=3> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman"> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>3 </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">、我为你呕心沥血，精心打造情书两百余封。每封少则三五行，多则六七张，十分心意，百媚千娇，加起来也有数万字。虽不是字字珠玑，但打个大折扣，若一千字</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>80</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">元，你应付多少？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p><FONT size=3> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman"> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>4 </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">、因你不经意的谈起，我放弃古龙金庸，牺牲莫文蔚王菲，我读《浮躁》、《国画》，背《宋词》、《诗经》。这对痛恨语文的我何其不易。那么多“花月”那么多“风”，那么多细密的心思曲曲张张，你应付多少？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p><FONT size=3> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman"> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>5 </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">、与你约会，我长久地端坐电脑前，手指翻飞，四肢发麻，恶心呕吐，头晕眼花，坑坏了肠胃，熬酸了腰椎。上患肩周痛，下有肌腱炎，进医院前后花掉两千三，另加更换眼镜片。误工补贴算不算？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p><FONT size=3> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman"> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>6 </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">、你说你要来（结果没来），我望穿秋水，辗转了缠绵，设计相逢，确定最美好的路线。试吃试玩试攀岩，用掉六百。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p><FONT size=3> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman"> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>7 </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">、在你遭到父母的误解，朋友的背叛，小人的暗算，领导的非难，在你破碎虚空，感受生命中不能承受之轻，我一直在你手边：倾听，排解，无私地奉献。按《甲方乙方》的标价，如何算？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p><FONT size=3> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman"> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>8 </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">、由于心思全在你，我丧失了原则和立场，怠慢了工作和“三讲”，抛却了共产主义理想，向往小资产阶级情调，我对不起人民对不起党。这良心的谴责，终生的悔恨，你应付多少？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p><FONT size=3> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman"><FONT size=3> 赔偿，我要你赔偿，精神的物质的，物质的精神的，千千万万，万万千千。可梦里的空，心中的洞，如何堵得上？</FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p><FONT size=3> <BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/2007107233329993.jpg"><BR><BR></FONT></o:p></SPAN></P> <FONT face=华文新魏 color=#0909f7 size=6>网恋成本不低！代价满高!</FONT> <FONT size=6> <EM><FONT color=#d52b2b>网恋消费惊人啊！</FONT></EM></FONT> 原文由 大度英雄 发表: <FONT face=华文新魏 color=#0909f7 size=6>网恋成本不低！代价满高!</FONT> <FONT face=隶书 color=#e61a42 size=6>所以，尽量不要网恋！</FONT>
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