[转贴]2007年搞笑诺贝尔(Ig诺贝尔)奖名单公布
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red">2007</SPAN></B><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">年搞笑诺贝尔</SPAN></B><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red">(Ig</SPAN></B><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">诺贝尔</SPAN></B><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red">)</SPAN></B><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">奖名单公布</SPAN></B><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></B></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">由《不可能研究年鉴》（</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue">Annals of Improbable Research</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">）设立的一年一度的</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue">Ig</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">诺贝尔奖已经公布了获奖名单：</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">航空学：阿根廷</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue">Quilmes</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">国立大学的研究人员进行的时差研究发现：仓鼠（</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue">hamsters</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">）食用抗阳痿药物后调整时差的能力提高了。他们没有实地检验这一结论，只是用光照模拟了一下。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">医学：英美科学家的医学报告《吞剑及其副作用》（</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue">Sword Swallowing and Its Side Effects</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">）</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">物理学：哈佛大学和智利圣地亚哥大学的两位科学家研究了“床单怎么变皱”。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">生物学：荷兰</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue">Eindhoven</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">理工大学的一位教授调查了到底有多少微生物细菌蜘蛛与我们共睡一床。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">化学：日本国际医学中心的</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue">Mayu Yamamoto</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">发现了从牛粪中提取香兰素（</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue">vanillin</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">）的方法。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">语言学：西班牙巴塞罗那大学的三位科学家发现老鼠常无法分辩出逆向说日本话和荷兰话区别。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">文学奖：一位澳大利妇女证明单词“</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue">the</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">”会引起索引问题。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">和平奖：美国空军</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue">Wright</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">实验室研究开发了同性恋炸弹，以促使敌军士兵互相之间发生性关系。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">经济学：台湾人</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue">Kuo Cheng Hsieh</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">申请了一项专利，一个类似蝙蝠的装置从上方落下一张网来逮住银行劫匪。<BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/2007101020509627.jpg"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P> <P><FONT size=6>同意胡寒梅的要求！</FONT></P> <P>原文由 胡寒梅 发表: <FONT face=隶书 color=#1111ee size=6>热烈要求研究结果公布于众!由麦克雷主持新闻发布会!</FONT> </P><P><FONT color=#f73809 size=7><STRONG>支持!!!</STRONG></FONT></P> <FONT face=隶书 color=#1111ee size=6>热烈要求研究结果公布于众!由麦克雷主持新闻发布会!</FONT> 原文由 聊天儿 发表: <br><P>原文由 胡寒梅 发表: <FONT face=隶书 color=#1111ee size=6>热烈要求研究结果公布于众!由麦克雷主持新闻发布会!</FONT> </P><P><FONT color=#f73809 size=7><STRONG>支持!!!</STRONG></FONT></P> <FONT face=隶书 color=#1111ee size=6>麦克雷争取获得此项大奖!</FONT> 原文由 聊天儿 发表: <br><P>原文由 胡寒梅 发表: <FONT face=隶书 color=#1111ee size=6>热烈要求研究结果公布于众!由麦克雷主持新闻发布会!</FONT> </P><P><FONT color=#f73809 size=7><STRONG>支持!!!</STRONG></FONT></P>
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