[转贴]让人喷饭的女大学生(这妞太强了!)
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">让人喷饭的女大学生</SPAN></B><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red">(</SPAN></B><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">这妞太强了!</SPAN></B><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 16pt; COLOR: red">)<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></B></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0"><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">我们单位的办公室一向阳盛阴衰</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">有一日新来了位实习少女</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>,20</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">岁出头</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">大学未毕业</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">刚开始倒是循规蹈矩</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">亦步亦趋</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">不曾想</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">没过半个月</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">和我们大家都混熟了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">众男丁才惊骇地发现</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">此少女乃千古未见之强人</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">常有石破天惊之语</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">经多日整理</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">不得精要</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">只拣几句常记的发一发</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">以娱大众</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>. </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman"><FONT size=3> </FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman"> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>1</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">、某日,此女穿一件花边短裙,十分惹人注目。一同事常与其嬉闹,就拿着一部照相手机,佯作欲伸入裙底拍照,少女不动声色,冷静地说:“不行,我这里面光线太暗,你拍了也看不见的。不信我拍给你看。”遂取出自己的照相手机,在众目睽睽之下伸入裙底,只听咔嚓一声快门,屋里的男人均大惊失色,谁没上去看拍的什么效果,全跑光了。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman"><FONT size=3> </FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman"> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>2</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">、另一日,众男聚在</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>8</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">楼窗口,观楼下裙装美女川流不息,不胜感叹。一男无限憧憬道:“这要是来阵急风……”此女不知从何处而来,接口道:“你就会发现,她们里面什么也没穿。”众皆愕然,此女眼睛眨眨,不解道:“真的,女孩子穿长裙都不爱穿</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>NK</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">,通风好……众男无语中。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman"><FONT size=3> </FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman"> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>3</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">、又一日,一男同事屡受其扰,愤然而起道:“你再闹,我花</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>50</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">块钱找两个民工</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>LJ</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">了你!”此语立惊四座,众人还未叫好,此女又接上一千古名句:“别啊,你把那</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>50</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">块钱给我多好,我自己</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>LJ</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">自己……”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman"><FONT size=3> </FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman"> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>4</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">、复一日,偶看贴,正看到一位仁兄所发《如果世界上只有两个女人,李宇春和芙蓉姐姐,你要选谁》,此女又悄然而来,看了题目后作不屑状道:“两个都要呗,好歹也算是女人啊。再说了,她们不好看,生下的女儿不一定不好看啊,到时候再用呗……”偶立即抓狂。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman"><FONT size=3> </FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman"> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>5</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">、此</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>MM</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">于电脑前上网,遍览服装网页,不时发出赞叹:这件衣服好漂亮,可惜太贵了,咦,这件也不错。哇这件好好看啊!……可惜我穿不了。一同事在旁忍不住搭腔:为什么穿不了?此</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>MM</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">叹道:我胸太大了,所以穿不了。众人眼镜碎了一地。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman"><FONT size=3> </FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman"> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>6</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">、时光流转,岁月如梭。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>MM</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">名声渐起,整层楼里都略有听闻。一日,别的办公室里有一猥琐男,见</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>MM</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">穿低胸装上班,遂上前调戏道:“咦,几天不见,你好像瘦了。”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>MM</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">大喜,笑靥如花地应道:“真的呀?哪里瘦了?”猥琐男双眉挑动,目光射向</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>MM</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">胸间,</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>MM</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">迷茫半晌,跟随猥男目光数巡,终恍然大悟,自己用手指把衣领拨开,向内扫了几眼,抬头一本正经地说道:“没有啊!你骗人!”猥男吐血而出。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman"><FONT size=3> </FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman"> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>7</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">、鉴于</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>MM</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">之开放大胆,无所不晓,每当她在场之时,我等一干男人聊些敏感话题,亦从来不考虑避讳之事。从</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>AV</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">女王到泡妞心得,无所不言。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>MM</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">也在旁边听得笑逐颜开,丝毫不以为忤。终有一次,众男谈到火车站附近有大龄妇女从事</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>MY</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">活动,一次</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>20</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">,被公共安全专家抓获无数,仍不见收敛。谈兴正浓间,一男见</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>MM</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">听得津津有味,遂出言挑逗云:“要是给你</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>20</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">块钱,你干不干?”一言既出,众人均觉此玩笑未免过火,正担心</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>MM</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">怒发如狂间,</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>MM</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">似笑非笑道:“我给你二十好了。”顿了一顿,又续到:“一百也行。”众男哑口无言。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>MM</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">嘻嘻一笑,起身欲出,突然又伸手拍了拍那名男士的头,笑道:“把你拍傻了,二十你也不要了。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman"><FONT size=3> </FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman"> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>8</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">、中午,我们在单位食堂吃饭,主菜中有油炸鱼,此女双手齐施,吃得不亦乐乎。随后她发现双手沾满油腻,就伸到对面正在吃饭一</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>MM</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">面前说:“姐姐你看我的手</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>~~</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">”可怜这位正在吃饭的女生差点没喷出来。随后此女似觉意犹未尽,又把手指伸到邻桌一</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>30</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">多岁男同事面前说:“来,舔舔</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>~~</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">”四座皆寒。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman"><FONT size=3> </FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman"> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>9</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">、一日,省里领导来我单位视察,众人夹道欢迎。有人戏云要喊些口号,方能表现我单位之精神面貌。一人说要喊打倒日本帝国主义,另一人又说要喊农民工工资不能拖欠,正私语间,此</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>MM</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">突然振臂高呼:“反清复明!!!”直吓得众人面如土色,幸亏当时礼乐齐奏,领导未曾听闻。从此我单位领导再不敢让她出面欢迎首长。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman"><FONT size=3> </FONT></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman"> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>10</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">、上班时,众人私聊。说到古时以何种标准为美,此女突发言道:“前一阵我看电视,里面有个古时候王妃的尸体,被科学家还原之后可漂亮了。像山顶洞人。”众人喷血道:“那不是跟猴子一样吗?”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>MM</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">眨眨眼,说道:“是啊,猴子不好看吗?我最喜欢了。还有猪,猪也好看。”一男子不禁问道:“难道你找男朋友也是这个标准啊?又像猪又像猴的……难道是传说中的猪猴?猪猴是怎么来的啊?”此</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>MM</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">沉思一番后,冷静地说道:“可能是猪强</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US> J</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">了猴子……”…………真不知道她男朋友听她这么形容自己,会作何感<BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/2007101716151870.jpg"><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p><FONT size=3> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></P> <FONT face=宋体 size=3> </FONT><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>另一日,众男聚在</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>8</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>楼窗口,观楼下裙装美女川流不息,不胜感叹。一男无限憧憬道:“这要是来阵急风……”此女不知从何处而来,接口道:“你就会发现,她们里面什么也没穿。”众皆愕然,此女眼睛眨眨,不解道:“真的,女孩子穿长裙都不爱穿</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US>NK</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>,通风好……众男无语中。</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=#f70997 size=6><SPAN lang=EN-US><STRONG> </STRONG></SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT color=#f70997 size=6><SPAN lang=EN-US><STRONG>好吓人!~~~<BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20071017163712417.bmp"><BR><BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20071017163749748.bmp"><BR><BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20071017163857742.bmp"><BR><BR><BR><BR></STRONG></SPAN></FONT></P> 暴汗 哈哈,还真有图片配合!~~~~~ <FONT face=隶书 color=#a0a0a0 size=7>这个女孩太厉害了</FONT> 原文由 冬泳新兵 发表: <FONT face=隶书 color=#a0a0a0 size=7>这个女孩太厉害了</FONT> 原文由 山东龙 发表: 哈哈,还真有图片配合!~~~~~ 原文由 山东龙 发表:<FONT size=5> 1、钱不是问题,问题是没钱。<BR>2、钻石恒久远,一颗就破产。<BR>3、水能载舟,亦能煮粥。<BR>4、一山不能容二虎,除非一公和一母。<BR>5、火可以试金,金可以试女人,女人可以试男人。<BR>6、烧香的不一定是和尚,还可能是熊猫。<BR>7、喝醉了我谁也不服,我就扶墙。<BR>8、趴在玻璃上的苍蝇,前途光明,出路没有。<BR>9、避孕的效果:不成功,便成人。<BR>10、问世间情为何物?一物降一物 <BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/2007101994047308.jpg"><BR><BR><BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/2007101994011133.jpg"><BR><BR></FONT> 1、钱不是问题,问题是没钱。<br>2、钻石恒久远,一颗就破产。<br>3、水能载舟,亦能煮粥。<br>4、一山不能容二虎,除非一公和一母。<br>5、火可以试金,金可以试女人,女人可以试男人。<br>6、烧香的不一定是和尚,还可能是熊猫。<br>7、喝醉了我谁也不服,我就扶墙。<br>8、趴在玻璃上的苍蝇,前途光明,出路没有。<br>9、避孕的效果:不成功,便成人。<br>10、问世间情为何物?一物降一物 <FONT size=5>这女孩挺可爱的</FONT> 原文由 远望一号 发表: 原文由 冬泳新兵 发表: <FONT face=隶书 color=#a0a0a0 size=7>这个女孩太厉害了</FONT> <FONT size=6>哈哈!搞笑!有才!</FONT>
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