[转贴]短文欣赏
<BR><BR><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: red; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%">1</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: red; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">、近年来中国最精彩的写实小说,全文八个字</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: red; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%">: <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">此地</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">钱多</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">人傻</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">速来</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">据说是发自杭州市宝石山下一出租房的汇款单上的简短附言,是该按摩女给家乡妹妹汇款时随手涂鸦的,令无数专业作家汗颜!</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: red; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%">2</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: red; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">、最短的幽默小说</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: red; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: red; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">《夜》</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: red; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">男:疼么?</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">女:恩!</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">男:算了?</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">女:别!</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: red; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%">3</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: red; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">、一次短篇小说大赛规定作品要涉及政治,宗教、性以及悬念。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: red; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">结果得金奖的小说是这样的:上帝啊,女王怀孕了,谁干的?</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%">*******</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">后来衍生出来的</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%">: My god, </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">圣母又吐了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%">!******* <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: red; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%">4</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: red; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">、世界最短科幻小说:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: red; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">最后一个地球人坐在家里,突然响起了敲门声。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: red; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%">5</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: red; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">、世界最短恐怖小说:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: red; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">惊醒,身边躺着自己的尸体。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: red; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%">6</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: red; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">、世界最短黑帮小说:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: red; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">穿上马甲,别让人认出来。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: red; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%">7</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: red; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">、世界最短童话:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: red; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">癞蛤蟆娶到天鹅喽!</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: red; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%">8</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: red; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">、世界最短寓言:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: red; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">蚂蚁累死了,蚁后还那么胖。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: red; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%">9</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: red; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">、(日本)</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: red; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">女:哥,你比爸强多了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">男:妈也这么说</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: red; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%">10</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: red; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">、据说这篇小说表现了女性意识觉醒:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: red; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">男:请你吃饭</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">女:改日吧</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: red; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%">11</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: red; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">、反贪反腐小说</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: red; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">领导告诉男部下:要提前(钱)申请</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">领导告诉女部下:日后再说</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: red; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%">12</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: red; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">、爱情暴力小说:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: red; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">题目《别每天纠缠着我要我负责任把孩子生下来然后结婚让你变成你老妈那样的女人》</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">正文:“啪。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><BR> <BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/2007102110444401.jpg"><FONT color=#040473 size=6><STRONG>短小精湛 幽默!!</STRONG></FONT><BR><BR> 幽默!<br> <FONT color=#0909f7 size=6><STRONG>语言精练、幽默!</STRONG></FONT> 原文由 傲雪寒梅 发表: <BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/2007102110444401.jpg"><FONT color=#040473 size=6><STRONG>短小精湛 幽默!!</STRONG></FONT><BR><BR> 笑暴肚子啦! 原文由 寒冬畅游 发表: <FONT color=#0909f7 size=6><STRONG>语言精练、幽默!</STRONG></FONT> 原文由 傲雪寒梅 发表: <BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/2007102110444401.jpg"><FONT color=#040473 size=6><STRONG>短小精湛 幽默!!</STRONG></FONT><BR><BR> <P><IMG onmousewheel="return yuzi_img(event,this)" src="/attachments/Upfiles/2007102110444401.jpg" onload="javascript:if(this.width>body.clientHeight)this.width=body.clientHeight" border=0></P><P><FONT size=7>好文才!!</FONT></P> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>男:疼么?</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"> <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>女:恩!</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>男:算了?</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>女:别!</SPAN></P> <FONT size=5>标题有点问题,准确的应该是:世界短小说之最。</FONT> <P> </P><P><FONT face=幼圆 color=#ff0000 size=7>精彩之至!</FONT></P> 原文由 鹰戈 发表: <br><P> </P><P><FONT face=幼圆 color=#ff0000 size=7>精彩之至!</FONT></P><FONT size=5>有趣!</FONT> <FONT face=华文新魏 color=#0938f7 size=6>短小精湛 幽默!!</FONT><BR><BR><BR> <P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>男:请你吃饭</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"> <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>女:改日吧</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
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