麦克雷 发表于 2007-10-22 14:03

[转贴]笑一笑10年少!

<FONT size=3><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #ff6600; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">笑一笑</SPAN></B><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #ff6600">10</SPAN></B><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #ff6600; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">年少</SPAN></B><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #ff6600">!<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></B></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp;</SPAN>1.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">同事到外地出差,当地的同事热情好客,当晚便在一特色酒店的包间设宴接风。男男女女十几个人落座后便不停的聊天,只有一个人在点菜。点好了,征求大伙儿意见:“菜点好了,有没有要加的?”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">&gt; </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">这种情况,我们在北京一般是让小姐把点过的菜名儿报一遍。于是一位北京的哥们儿说:“小姐,报报。”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">&gt; </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">小姐看了他一眼,没动静。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">&gt; </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">“小姐,报一下!”哥们儿有点儿急了。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">&gt; </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">小姐脸涨得通红,还是没动静。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">&gt; </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">“怎么着?让你报一下没听见?”哥们儿真急了。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">&gt; </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">一位女同事赶紧打圆场:“小姐,你就赶紧挨个儿报一下吧,啊。”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">&gt; </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">小姐嗫嚅着问:“那,那……就抱女的,不抱男的行吗?”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">&gt; </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">“噗!”边上一位女同事刚喝的一大口茶全喷前边人身上了。十几个人笑做一团,小姐更是不知所措。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">2.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">上菜了,先上一个拌拉皮儿。一大盘拉皮儿端上来,接着是几碟儿配料、酱汁儿什么的。小姐上菜的时候没留神,一滴酱汁儿洒在一位哥们儿的裤子上了。那哥们儿也是成心逗闷子,假装阴沉着脸问小姐:“怎么办呀?”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">&gt; </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">小姐很冷静地说:“怎么办都行。”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">&gt; </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">“那你说怎么办?”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">&gt; </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">“您想怎么办就怎么办?”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">&gt; </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">“那你们这儿一般是怎么办的?”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">&gt; </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">“要不俺帮您办?”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">&gt; </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">“好呀。”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">&gt; </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">只见小姐麻利的把几碟儿配料、酱汁儿一股脑倒在拉皮儿上,一手拿筷子,一手拿</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">&gt; </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">勺子,刷刷几下就拌好了。然后对那哥们儿说:“先生,拌好了,可以吃了。”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">&gt; </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">哥们儿努着眼珠子瞪着那盘子拉皮儿半天没说话,另一位同事替他跟小姐说了声“谢谢“</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">3.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">上主菜了——烧羊腿,一大盘肉骨头,一碟子椒盐儿。一位北京哥们儿酷爱这口儿,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">&gt; </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">毫不客气的抓起一羊腿,咔嚓就是一口,呱唧呱唧的大吃起来。小姐一见,说道:</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">&gt; </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">“先生,这个要蘸着吃。”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">&gt; </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">哥们儿将信将疑的看了看小姐,又看了看当地的同事。当地的同事说:“蘸着吃好吃一些。”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">&gt; </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">哥们儿于是拿着羊腿站起来,咔嚓又是一口。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">&gt; </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">小姐赶紧过来问:“先生,您有什么需要吗?”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">&gt; </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">“啊?没有啊。”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">&gt; </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">“那请您坐下来吃。”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">&gt; </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">哥们儿嘀咕着坐下来,看了看大伙儿,茫然若失。小心翼翼的把羊腿拿到嘴边,小心翼翼的咬了一口。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">&gt; </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">小姐又说:“先生,这个要蘸着吃。”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">&gt; </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">哥们儿腾地一下站起来,挥舞着羊腿怒气冲冲的嚷:“又要站着吃,又要坐着吃,到底怎么吃!?”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">4.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">酒菜满席,领导跚跚而来。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">&gt; </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">满座起身相迎,一片寒喧之声。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">&gt; </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">旁边侍宴的小姐甚美,新来,经验不丰,颇有些紧张。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">&gt; </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">众人落座,有人招呼:“小姐,茶!”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">&gt; </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">小姐忙近前用手指点:“</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">1</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">、</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">2</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">、</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">3</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">、</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">4</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">、</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">5</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">、</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">6</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">、</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">7</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">,共七位!”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">&gt; </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">众人哂笑,领导补充曰:“倒茶!”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">&gt; </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">小姐忙又“倒查”了一遍:“</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">7</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">、</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">6</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">、</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">5</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">、</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">4</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">、</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">3</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">、</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">2</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">、</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">1</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">,还是七位。”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">&gt; </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">有人发问:“你数什么呢?”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">&gt; </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">小姐犹豫了一下小声答道:“我属狗。”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">&gt; </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">众人怒,急呼:“叫你们经理来!”,经理入,垂手讪笑,问:“诸位,传我何事?”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">&gt; </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">领导曰:“别多问,去<?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" /><st1:PersonName w:st="on" ProductID="查查这位">查查这位</st1:PersonName>小姐年龄属相。”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">&gt; </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">经理纳闷,依命而行,旋来回复:“</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">18</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">岁,属狗!”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">&gt; </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">领导大笑,众人大笑。领导海量不做追究,众人雅量不便追究。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">5.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">酒过三旬,上来一道菜:“清炖王八!”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">&gt; </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">众人皆喜,然未忘规矩,有人以箸拨王八头曰:“领导动动,领导动动!”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">&gt; </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">领导看着被拨得乱颤的鳖头,心中不悦,既不愿谐了此言的尾音又不愿违了众人美意,于是乎持勺酌汤,曰:“好,好!大家请随意。”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">&gt; </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">又有人奉称曰:“对――王八就该喝汤!”领导气得几乎喷饭。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">&gt; </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">未几,汤将尽,有物圆圆浮出,问:“小姐,这是什么?”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">&gt; </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">小姐忙答:“是王八蛋。”众人又惊喜:“领导先吃,领导先吃!”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">&gt; </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">这此领导没听到“晦气”之言,甚悦,唤小姐:“给大家分分!”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">&gt; </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">良久,小姐不动,领导怒问:“怎么,这也分不清楚吗?”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">  </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff">&gt; </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">小姐为难的说:“七个人,六个王八蛋,您叫我怎么分啊?”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: #3366ff"> <SPAN lang=EN-US><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; 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兔宝宝 发表于 2007-10-22 14:37

七个人,六个王八蛋,您叫我怎么分啊?<br><br>  <br>

大度英雄 发表于 2007-10-22 16:03

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翻江鼠 发表于 2007-10-22 16:07

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老枪 发表于 2007-10-22 16:48

<FONT size=5>虽然以前看过,再看时还是忍俊不禁。</FONT>

zhangty9898 发表于 2007-10-22 17:04

<P><FONT size=6>祝泳友们天天开心快乐!!!!!!</FONT></P><P>&nbsp;</P><P><BR><IMG onmousewheel="return yuzi_img(event,this)" src="/attachments/Upfiles/20071022141034971.gif" onload="javascript:if(this.width>body.clientHeight)this.width=body.clientHeight" border=0><IMG onmousewheel="return yuzi_img(event,this)" src="/attachments/Upfiles/20071022141034971.gif" onload="javascript:if(this.width>body.clientHeight)this.width=body.clientHeight" border=0><IMG onmousewheel="return yuzi_img(event,this)" src="/attachments/Upfiles/20071022141034971.gif" onload="javascript:if(this.width>body.clientHeight)this.width=body.clientHeight" border=0><IMG onmousewheel="return yuzi_img(event,this)" src="/attachments/Upfiles/20071022141034971.gif" onload="javascript:if(this.width>body.clientHeight)this.width=body.clientHeight" border=0><IMG onmousewheel="return yuzi_img(event,this)" src="/attachments/Upfiles/20071022141034971.gif" onload="javascript:if(this.width>body.clientHeight)this.width=body.clientHeight" border=0><IMG onmousewheel="return yuzi_img(event,this)" src="/attachments/Upfiles/20071022141034971.gif" onload="javascript:if(this.width>body.clientHeight)this.width=body.clientHeight" border=0><BR><BR><BR></P>

紫衣の罗兰 发表于 2007-10-22 17:31

原文由 zhangty9898 发表: <br><P><FONT size=6>祝泳友们天天开心快乐!!!!!!</FONT></P><P>&nbsp;</P><P><BR><IMG onmousewheel="return yuzi_img(event,this)" src="/attachments/Upfiles/20071022141034971.gif" onload="javascript:if(this.width>body.clientHeight)this.width=body.clientHeight" border=0><IMG onmousewheel="return yuzi_img(event,this)" src="/attachments/Upfiles/20071022141034971.gif" onload="javascript:if(this.width>body.clientHeight)this.width=body.clientHeight" border=0><IMG onmousewheel="return yuzi_img(event,this)" src="/attachments/Upfiles/20071022141034971.gif" onload="javascript:if(this.width>body.clientHeight)this.width=body.clientHeight" border=0><IMG onmousewheel="return yuzi_img(event,this)" src="/attachments/Upfiles/20071022141034971.gif" onload="javascript:if(this.width>body.clientHeight)this.width=body.clientHeight" border=0><IMG onmousewheel="return yuzi_img(event,this)" src="/attachments/Upfiles/20071022141034971.gif" onload="javascript:if(this.width>body.clientHeight)this.width=body.clientHeight" border=0><IMG onmousewheel="return yuzi_img(event,this)" src="/attachments/Upfiles/20071022141034971.gif" onload="javascript:if(this.width>body.clientHeight)this.width=body.clientHeight" border=0><BR><BR><BR></P><P></P><P>&nbsp;</P><P>哈哈哈哈哈哈哈</P>

麦克雷 发表于 2007-10-22 18:44

原文由 紫衣の罗兰 发表: 原文由 zhangty9898 发表: <BR><P><FONT color=#f70909 size=6>祝泳友们天天开心快乐!!!!!!</FONT></P><P>&nbsp;</P><P><BR><IMG onmousewheel="return yuzi_img(event,this)" src="/attachments/Upfiles/20071022141034971.gif" onload="javascript:if(this.width>body.clientHeight)this.width=body.clientHeight" border=0><IMG onmousewheel="return yuzi_img(event,this)" src="/attachments/Upfiles/20071022141034971.gif" onload="javascript:if(this.width>body.clientHeight)this.width=body.clientHeight" border=0><IMG onmousewheel="return yuzi_img(event,this)" src="/attachments/Upfiles/20071022141034971.gif" onload="javascript:if(this.width>body.clientHeight)this.width=body.clientHeight" border=0><IMG onmousewheel="return yuzi_img(event,this)" src="/attachments/Upfiles/20071022141034971.gif" onload="javascript:if(this.width>body.clientHeight)this.width=body.clientHeight" border=0><IMG onmousewheel="return yuzi_img(event,this)" src="/attachments/Upfiles/20071022141034971.gif" onload="javascript:if(this.width>body.clientHeight)this.width=body.clientHeight" border=0><IMG onmousewheel="return yuzi_img(event,this)" src="/attachments/Upfiles/20071022141034971.gif" onload="javascript:if(this.width>body.clientHeight)this.width=body.clientHeight" border=0><BR><BR><BR></P><P></P><P>&nbsp;</P><P>哈哈哈哈哈哈哈</P>
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