[推荐]【极品笑话】不进来是要后悔的!
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">【极品笑话】不进来后悔!</SPAN></B><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></B></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>1</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">、我有一个要求</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">:</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">请我吃饭。我希望你能满足我。否则我就把你的手机号写在墙</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">上</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">, </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">前边再加两个字</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">:</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">办证。还要请我吃好</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">要不就写</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">:</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">征婚</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">男女皆可</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">条件不限。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">2</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">、你我都是单翼的天使</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">唯有彼此拥抱才能展翅飞翔。我来到世上就是为了寻找你</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">千辛万苦找到你后却发现</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">:TMD!</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">咱俩的翅膀是一顺边的</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">! <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">3</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">、四岁的男孩亲了三岁的女孩一口</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">女孩对男孩说</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">:</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">你亲了我可要对我负责啊。男孩成熟地拍了拍女孩的肩膀</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">笑着说</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">:</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">你放心</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">我们又不是一两岁的小孩子了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">! <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">4</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">、深夜布什看到拉登站立在自己床前</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">批头散发</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">布什大惊说</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">:</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">你好大胆</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">敢夜闯白宫</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">!</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">拉登甩了甩齐胸的胡子</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">阴森地笑了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">说</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">:</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">飘柔</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">就是这样自信</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">! <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">5</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">、郑喜定的媳妇不见丈夫</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">便到公公家去找。见公公洗脸</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">便问道</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">:</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">爹</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">喜定呢</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">?</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">公公不悦</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">继续洗脸。媳妇生气</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">又问</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">:</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">爹</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">郑喜定呢</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">?</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">公公大怒</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">:</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">洗脸</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">! <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">6</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">、一个消化不良的病人向医生抱怨</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">:</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">我近来很不正常</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">吃什么拉什么</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">吃黄瓜拉黄瓜</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">吃西瓜拉西瓜</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">怎样才能恢复正常呢</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">?</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">医生沉默片刻</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">那你只能</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">**</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">了。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">7</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">、老鼠</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">:</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">我现在正和蝙蝠谈恋爱</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">以后孩子们就生活在空中</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">不怕你们猫了。猫冷笑一声</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">指着树上的猫头鹰说</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">:</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">看见没有</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">她已经怀上我的孩子了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">! <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">8</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">、狼入侵</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">小动物成立敢死队对抗。螳螂</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">:</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">我有双刀。刺猬</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">:</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">我满身都是暗器。天牛边晃触角边唱</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">:</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">哼</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">!</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">我有双节棍双节棍</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">!</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman">哼哼哈哈</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">! <BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20071024123158128.jpg"><BR><BR><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P> <FONT size=5><FONT color=#3809f7><FONT face=宋体>郑喜定的媳妇不见丈夫</FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>便到公公家去找。见公公洗脸</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>便问道</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">:</SPAN><FONT color=#ff0066><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>爹</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>喜定呢</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">?</SPAN></STRONG></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>公公不悦</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>继续洗脸。媳妇生气</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>又问</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">:</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>爹</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>郑喜定呢</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">?</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>公公大怒</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">:</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>洗脸</SPAN></FONT></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><FONT color=#3809f7 size=5>!</FONT> <BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20071024123339631.gif"><BR><BR><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN> <BR> <IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20071024123454121.gif"><BR><BR> <STRONG><FONT face=宋体 color=#ff0000 size=5>笑一笑,百年少!</FONT></STRONG> 原文由 麦克雷 发表: <FONT size=5><FONT color=#3809f7><FONT face=宋体>郑喜定的媳妇不见丈夫</FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>便到公公家去找。见公公洗脸</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>便问道</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">:</SPAN><FONT color=#ff0066><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>爹</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>喜定呢</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">?</SPAN></STRONG></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>公公不悦</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>继续洗脸。媳妇生气</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>又问</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">:</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>爹</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>郑喜定呢</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">?</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>公公大怒</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">:</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>洗脸</SPAN></FONT></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><FONT color=#3809f7 size=5>!</FONT> <BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20071024123339631.gif"><BR><BR><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN> <STRONG><FONT face=宋体 color=#ff0000 size=5>笑一笑,百年少!<BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20071024135815610.gif"><BR><BR></FONT></STRONG><BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20071024135824929.gif"><BR><BR><BR> <P><FONT size=6><STRONG><FONT face=宋体 color=#ff0000>笑一笑,百年少!</FONT></STRONG></FONT></P><P><FONT size=6><STRONG><FONT face=宋体 color=#ff0000>顶!</FONT></STRONG><BR></P></FONT> 洗脸,不是洗腚。 原文由 大度英雄 发表: <STRONG><FONT face=宋体 color=#ff0000 size=5>笑一笑,百年少!<BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20071024135815610.gif"><BR><BR></FONT></STRONG><BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20071024135824929.gif"><BR><BR><BR> 原文由 麦克雷 发表: <FONT size=5><FONT color=#3809f7><FONT face=宋体>郑喜定的媳妇不见丈夫</FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>便到公公家去找。见公公洗脸</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>便问道</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">:</SPAN><FONT color=#ff0066><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>爹</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>喜定呢</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">?</SPAN></STRONG></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>公公不悦</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>继续洗脸。媳妇生气</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>又问</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">:</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>爹</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>郑喜定呢</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">?</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>公公大怒</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">:</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>洗脸</SPAN></FONT></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><FONT color=#3809f7 size=5>!</FONT> <BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20071024123339631.gif"><BR><BR><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN> <BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20071024165023587.gif"><BR><BR> 原文由 傲雪寒梅 发表: <BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20071024165023587.gif"><BR><BR> 原文由 紫衣の罗兰 发表: 原文由 麦克雷 发表: <FONT size=5><FONT color=#3809f7><FONT face=宋体>郑喜定的媳妇不见丈夫</FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>便到公公家去找。见公公洗脸</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>便问道</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">:</SPAN><FONT color=#ff0066><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>爹</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>喜定呢</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">?</SPAN></STRONG></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>公公不悦</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>继续洗脸。媳妇生气</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>又问</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">:</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>爹</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>郑喜定呢</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">?</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>公公大怒</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">:</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>洗脸</SPAN></FONT></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><FONT color=#3809f7 size=5>!</FONT> <BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20071024123339631.gif"><BR><BR><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN> <BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20071024165023587.gif"><BR><BR><FONT face=幼圆 color=#ff0066 size=6><EM>笑死我了!</EM></FONT> 原文由 麦克雷 发表: <br><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">【极品笑话】不进来后悔!</SPAN></B><B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: red"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></B></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN>1</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">、我有一个要求</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">:</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">请我吃饭。我希望你能满足我。否则我就把你的手机号写在墙</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">上</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">, </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">前边再加两个字</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">:</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">办证。还要请我吃好</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">要不就写</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">:</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">征婚</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">男女皆可</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">条件不限。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">2</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">、你我都是单翼的天使</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">唯有彼此拥抱才能展翅飞翔。我来到世上就是为了寻找你</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">千辛万苦找到你后却发现</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">:TMD!</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">咱俩的翅膀是一顺边的</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">! <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">3</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">、四岁的男孩亲了三岁的女孩一口</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">女孩对男孩说</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">:</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">你亲了我可要对我负责啊。男孩成熟地拍了拍女孩的肩膀</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">笑着说</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">:</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">你放心</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">我们又不是一两岁的小孩子了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">! <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">4</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">、深夜布什看到拉登站立在自己床前</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">批头散发</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">布什大惊说</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">:</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">你好大胆</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">敢夜闯白宫</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">!</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">拉登甩了甩齐胸的胡子</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">阴森地笑了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">说</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">:</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">飘柔</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">就是这样自信</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">! <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">5</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">、郑喜定的媳妇不见丈夫</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">便到公公家去找。见公公洗脸</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">便问道</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">:</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">爹</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">喜定呢</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">?</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">公公不悦</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">继续洗脸。媳妇生气</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">又问</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">:</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">爹</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">郑喜定呢</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">?</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">公公大怒</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">:</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">洗脸</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">! <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">6</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">、一个消化不良的病人向医生抱怨</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">:</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">我近来很不正常</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">吃什么拉什么</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">吃黄瓜拉黄瓜</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">吃西瓜拉西瓜</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">怎样才能恢复正常呢</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">?</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">医生沉默片刻</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">那你只能</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">**</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">了。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">7</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">、老鼠</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">:</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">我现在正和蝙蝠谈恋爱</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">以后孩子们就生活在空中</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">不怕你们猫了。猫冷笑一声</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">指着树上的猫头鹰说</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">:</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">看见没有</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">她已经怀上我的孩子了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">! <o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><o:p> </o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">8</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">、狼入侵</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">小动物成立敢死队对抗。螳螂</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">:</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">我有双刀。刺猬</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">:</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">我满身都是暗器。天牛边晃触角边唱</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">:</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">哼</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">!</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">我有双节棍双节棍</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">!</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">哼哼哈哈</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">! <BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20071024123158128.jpg"><BR><BR><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P> <P><STRONG>引用</STRONG>: </P><P><HR SIZE=1></P><P>原文由 <B>紫衣の罗兰</B> 发表: 原文由 <B>麦克雷</B> 发表: <FONT size=5><FONT color=#3809f7><FONT face=宋体>郑喜定的媳妇不见丈夫</FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>便到公公家去找。见公公洗脸</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>便问道</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">:</SPAN><FONT color=#ff0066><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>爹</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>喜定呢</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">?</SPAN></STRONG></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>公公不悦</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>继续洗脸。媳妇生气</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>又问</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">:</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>爹</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>郑喜定呢</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">?</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>公公大怒</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">:</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>洗脸</SPAN></FONT></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><FONT color=#3809f7 size=5>!</FONT> <BR><IMG onmousewheel="return yuzi_img(event,this)" src="/attachments/Upfiles/20071024123339631.gif" onload="javascript:if(this.width>body.clientHeight)this.width=body.clientHeight" border=0></SPAN></P><P><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><FONT size=2><HR SIZE=1></P><P></FONT><FONT color=#3809f7><FONT face=宋体><FONT size=5>郑喜定(洗腚),("腚"是河南话"即屁股")的媳妇不见丈夫</FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">,</SPAN><FONT size=6><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>便到公公家去找。见公公洗脸</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>便问道</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">:</SPAN><FONT color=#ff0066><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>爹</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>喜定呢</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">?(爹,洗屁股呢?)</SPAN></STRONG></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>公公不悦</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>继续洗脸。媳妇生气</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>又问</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">:</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>爹</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>郑喜定呢</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">?(正洗屁股呢)</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>公公大怒</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt">:</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " Roman?? New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times>洗脸</SPAN></FONT></FONT></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt"><FONT size=6><FONT color=#3809f7>!</FONT> <BR></FONT></SPAN></SPAN></P>
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