兴安北极熊 发表于 2007-10-29 15:12

[转贴]晚饭巧对

<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">晚饭巧对</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">张少爷中了秀才，家里张灯挂彩忙着敬祖宗。张少爷对帮工杜老幺说：“都说你聪明，</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">我出个联你对对——四书五经有趣有味。”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">正蹲在地上吃饭的杜老幺接口就答：“一日三餐无油无盐。”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">张少爷朝中堂看了看：“十根金龙柱，十颗小圆珠，十对宫灯十红十绿。”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">杜老幺把碗筷晃了晃：“一只青花碗，一个大缺巴，一双筷子一白一乌。”</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">张少爷火了：“哼！吃老子的，喝老子的，还不知足么？”杜老幺笑道：“嗬，敬祖宗</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"> <BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">的，拜祖宗的，当然嫌少呀！</SPAN>

寒江搏浪 发表于 2007-10-29 18:07

原文由 刘娃娃 发表: <FONT size=5>高！实在是高！！！！！！！！！</FONT>

畅游大海 发表于 2007-10-29 15:22

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傲雪寒梅 发表于 2007-10-29 16:05

巧对

江湖散人 发表于 2007-10-29 16:18

<FONT size=6><FONT face=宋体 size=4>敬祖宗</FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: " New Roman?; Times mso-bidi-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-ansi-language: 1.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size: 宋体? mso-fareast-font-family: AR-SA;> </SPAN></FONT><FONT size=6><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: " New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times AR-SA? mso-bidi-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-ansi-language: 1.0pt; mso-font-kerning: mso-bidi-font-family: 12.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size:>的，拜祖宗的，当然嫌少呀！</SPAN><BR></FONT>

刘娃娃 发表于 2007-10-29 15:41

高！实在是高！！！！！！！！！

快乐泳者 发表于 2007-10-29 15:25

原文由 兔宝宝 发表: 妙！

兔宝宝 发表于 2007-10-29 15:23

妙！

入水蛟龙 发表于 2007-10-29 17:15

原文由 畅游大海 发表: <BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/20071029152143482.gif"><BR><BR>

北国红豆 发表于 2007-10-29 18:42

妙，妙不可言。

北飞燕子 发表于 2007-10-30 19:02

<P><FONT color=#f73809 size=6>绝妙好对!</FONT></P>

北飞燕子 发表于 2007-10-30 19:02

<FONT color=#1039de size=6>绝妙好对!</FONT>
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