麦克雷 发表于 2007-11-3 21:41

<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt" align=center><FONT size=6><FONT color=#0909f7><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">单身女警</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT color=#c709f7><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">&nbsp;&nbsp; 有个漂亮的单身女警,因为怕一个人独居太危险,所以养了一只凶恶的狗防身。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT color=#c709f7><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">有一天,当这位美丽的女警正在洗澡时,窄小的公寓突然发生火警,女警匆匆披上浴巾逃出火场,可是没穿内裤又觉得很不好意思,於是女警就把大狗叫过来,让狗闻一闻她的下体,希望狗能依著她的味道,回房里叼一件内裤出来。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><FONT color=#c709f7>这只狗的鼻子的确不错,只见它不畏漫天大火,左去右回三十秒,相当迅速地叼来女警挂在衣橱里最粗最长的那根警棍</FONT></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><FONT color=#c709f7> ...Ccc</FONT> <BR><IMG src="/attachments/Upfiles/2007113214024717.jpg"></SPAN>

麦克雷 发表于 2007-11-3 21:43

<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">猴子吃花生</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">vaiovr.us ~-F <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT color=#0909f7><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">1.fad</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">一猴子吃花生前都要塞进屁眼里再拿出来吃,游客不解。管理员解释道:曾经有人喂它桃子,结果桃核拉不出来。猴子害怕了,现在一定要量好了再吃。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> <o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p><FONT color=#0909f7>&nbsp;</FONT></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p><FONT color=#0909f7>&nbsp;</FONT></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT color=#0909f7><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">2..</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">小强牵着他的母牛和新生的小牛,准备拿到市场上去卖,不幸在路上被一群强盗洗劫,强盗打了小强一顿后,不仅脱光了他的衣服,还把他绑在一棵树上,还把母牛也带走,只留下那只小牛。可怜的小强,就这样被绑在树上站了三天三夜,又冷又饿。幸好第四天一名中年妇人路过,帮小强松了绑,只见小强一得自由之后,马上捡起地上的木棍拼命捧那只小牛。中年妇人便骂小强说:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">*</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">你干什么啊?虐待它啊?</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">*</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">小强说:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">*</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">这三天来,我不断跟这头该死的畜生说,我不是你妈妈,我不是你妈妈。。。它还是吸个不停!!</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">* <o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p><FONT color=#0909f7>&nbsp;</FONT></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p><FONT color=#0909f7>&nbsp;</FONT></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT color=#0909f7><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">3..</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">一日</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">一个小男生走进一家成人用品店</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">叫店员给他拿安全套来</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">他把安全套套在头上一一试过问店员还有大一些的吗</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">?</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">店员问</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">你有何用</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">?"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">小男生说</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">明天哟幼儿园表演节目我问老师我演什么</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">? "</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">老师说</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">:"</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">你演个吊</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">" <o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p><FONT color=#0909f7>&nbsp;</FONT></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"><o:p><FONT color=#0909f7>&nbsp;</FONT></o:p></SPAN></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT color=#0909f7><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">4..1</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">次逛街时突然觉得肚子很痛,于是走进街角的</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">199</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">吃到饱火锅店,想说借个厕</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">所用</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">用,偏偏找遍了一楼就是找不到,于是我跑到二楼去,二楼是还在装修空荡荡的没有任何东西,但是却发现有一间厕所门贴着</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">*</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">故障待修</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">,</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">请勿使用</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">*</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">,我实在是忍不住了</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">, </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">管</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">他三七二十一,反正四下无人,脱了裤子就朝马桶蹲下去,霹雳啪啦……好爽!!结束后,我走下楼去却发现空无一人,奇怪了,正值晚餐时间刚才楼下还高朋满座说</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">, </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">怎么一下子就人去楼空呢??连服务生和接待都不见了……于是我走近吧台,并且问</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">到:「有人在吗?怎么都没人了?」此时,只见一个男服务生从吧台下钻出</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">来,并且开口说:「我操!……刚才大便从天花板掉下来打到电风扇的时候你不在?算你运气</SPAN></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman"">好</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">...<o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
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