兴安北极熊 发表于 2007-11-6 14:56

[转贴]雪上加霜

<P class=title14 style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face=宋体><B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt">雪上加霜</SPAN></B><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt"> <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P><P class=title14 style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt"><FONT face=宋体>&nbsp; <o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">　　一个财主娶了个容貌丑陋、矫揉造作的老婆。财主心里不悦，无奈老婆家有钱有势，财主无奈，两人经常吵闹不休。财主叹息道：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">别人鳏居，我不鳏居！</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">”<BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">　　他老婆不懂这句话的意思，回娘家回他的父亲。她父亲说：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">他想你早点死，好让他再找老婆。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">”<BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">　　过了一会儿，他父亲告诉女儿说，如果财主再说这句话，你就说：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">别人孤孀，我不孤孀。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">”<BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">　　一天，财主果然又叹起</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">我不鳏居</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">”</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">来。但他的老婆早已忘了父亲教她的两句话，便胡乱答道：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">别人生疮，我不生疮。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">”<BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">　　财主气恼地说：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">你若生疮，雪上加霜。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">” </SPAN>

泽雅 发表于 2007-11-6 15:02

<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: ; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt" New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: Roman?; Times AR-SA? mso-bidi-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-ansi-language: mso-ascii-font-family:>你若生疮，雪上加霜！</SPAN>

雪韵梅情 发表于 2007-11-6 17:38

这老婆可够笨的

兔宝宝 发表于 2007-11-6 15:11

原文由 泽雅 发表: <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: ; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt" AR-SA? mso-bidi-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-ansi-language: Roman?; New Times ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: mso-ascii-font-family:>你若生疮，雪上加霜！</SPAN>

入水蛟龙 发表于 2007-11-7 05:12

原文由 泽雅 发表: <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: " Times New mso-ascii-font-family: ?Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: mso-bidi-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-ansi-language: AR-SA?>你若生疮，雪上加霜！</SPAN>

老头鱼 发表于 2007-11-7 06:48

原文由 入水蛟龙 发表:<br>原文由 泽雅 发表: <SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: " Times New mso-ascii-font-family: ?Times Roman?; mso-hansi-font-family: mso-bidi-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-ansi-language: AR-SA?>你若生疮，雪上加霜！</SPAN> <br>

江湖散人 发表于 2007-11-6 18:35

<FONT size=6>记住:<FONT color=#0000ff><FONT face=宋体>：</FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: " AR-SA? mso-bidi-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-ansi-language: Roman?; New Times 1.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 宋体; mso-fareast-font-family: 9.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size:>“</SPAN></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: " AR-SA? mso-bidi-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-ansi-language: Roman?; New ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: mso-ascii-font-family: Times>别人孤孀，我不孤孀。</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: " AR-SA? mso-bidi-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-ansi-language: Roman?; New Times 1.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 宋体; mso-fareast-font-family: 9.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size:><FONT size=6>”<BR></FONT></SPAN>

寒江搏浪 发表于 2007-11-7 07:21

<FONT size=5><FONT color=#5c44bb><STRONG>看来这个女人不仅<FONT face=宋体>容貌丑陋、矫揉造作,而且还非常愚蠢,弱智 !</FONT></STRONG></FONT></FONT>
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