兴安北极熊 发表于 2007-11-7 09:36

[转贴]数不清

<P class=title14 style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; TEXT-ALIGN: center" align=center><FONT face=宋体><B><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue; mso-bidi-font-size: 13.5pt">数不清</SPAN></B><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt"> <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P><P class=title14 style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt"><FONT face=宋体>&nbsp; <o:p></o:p></FONT></SPAN></P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">　　从前，有个书呆子，书读了不少，却不聪明。一日，他启程去赶考，途中看见磨坊的水车轮子不停地转动，便停步观看。一边看，一边数着那转动的叶片。数过来数过去，怎么也数不清，直数到天黑了，他才懊丧地说：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">唉，怎么数不清呢？明天再来数吧。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">”<BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ascii-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-hansi-font-family: Times New Roman; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">　　这则幽默其实一点也不幽默，因为他患了一种强迫症。</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: Times New Roman; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> </SPAN>

黑狗鱼 发表于 2007-11-7 09:38

叫真的书呆子！

兔宝宝 发表于 2007-11-7 09:40

一个书呆子！<br>

寒江搏浪 发表于 2007-11-7 09:49

<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: " AR-SA? mso-bidi-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-ansi-language: Roman?; New Times ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: mso-ascii-font-family:><FONT face=方正姚体>怎么数不清? 明天,明天的明天再来数... ...?就不要去<FONT size=5>赶考了?</FONT></FONT></SPAN>

江湖散人 发表于 2007-11-7 18:25

<SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: " New Times AR-SA? mso-bidi-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-ansi-language: Roman?; 1.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 宋体; mso-fareast-font-family: 9.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size:>“</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 9.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 1.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: " New Times AR-SA? mso-bidi-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-ansi-language: Roman?; ?Times mso-hansi-font-family: mso-ascii-font-family:>唉，怎么数不清呢？明天再来数吧。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: " New Times AR-SA? mso-bidi-language: ZH-CN; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-ansi-language: Roman?; 1.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 宋体; mso-fareast-font-family: 9.0pt; mso-bidi-font-size:>”</SPAN>

悠悠水上漂 发表于 2007-11-7 19:23

——呵呵！傻帽一个<br>

泽雅 发表于 2007-11-7 18:07

<FONT size=6>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; <EM><FONT color=#ee3d11>死脑筋！</FONT></EM></FONT>

入水蛟龙 发表于 2007-11-7 19:38

原文由 悠悠水上漂 发表: ——呵呵！傻帽一个<BR>
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